ROTH'S GIRLFRIEND 1984 - Kelly

[THE SAINT]

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9/14/84 – MTV AFTER PARTY – The Hard Rock Cafe - Big Ed, Kelly..

Dave with his Girlfriend - Kelly? One of the Jungle Studs.

Anyone know her last name? Dave mentions her on the Roth show. He mentions training with her for about a year before they took their trip to New Guinnea.


"Went to New Guinnea with a girlfriend at the time. We determined that we were gonna cross over the Star Mountains, down into the Sepik River. We trained for that for a year, running.
I never had a thirtieth birthday. I planned this accordingly. Crossed the International dateline-you have to fly to Sydney, before you go from Sydney to Port Moresby, New Guinnea. Cross the International dateline, you lose a day. My birthday’s October tenth; we left on the ninth, landed on the eleventh. I never turned thirty."

[THE SAINT]

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[VHscraps]

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A member of The Slits, perhaps ...

[Calderone]

The stories that girl could tell, they were living the dream back then

[cadaverdog]

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Now I know where the GOAT got the idea for his look. Probably saw this picture cruising the net for a picture of Roth is his chaps to pound pud to.

[Terry]

It was always sort of amazing to me that none of Roth's former girlfriends ever went public with details of the relationship. Or even a chick he hooked up with on tour.

Far as I can recall, I don't remember seeing anything along those lines in print, ever.

Some pointed to that as meaning that since such a thing never happened, therefore Roth must have been gay. But I don't recall ever having seen a man make a similar public claim, either.

Not that it matters, but it's just plain strange when you consider how many ex-lovers of other rock musicians have come out of the woodwork to sell their story.

I think Dave was dating Sonia Braga at one point in the 1980s, too. She was a nice piece of ass.

[cadaverdog]

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Kind of surprises me Dave let any see that one.

[TJMKID]

He's always been attracted to the mousy waifs --- I never really got it. I think there was a photo of a slender blond standing next to a canoe in Tahiti in his autobiography but I havent read that book in 15 years so I can't verify that information.

[firestarter]

Kind of surprises me Dave let any see that one.

do you mean showing the severe hair loss!

[firestarter]

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yes another short haired waif

[blueturk]

Take a look at this! Dave got some leg for sure! I don't know how accurate this is, but it's interesting shit....

http://dating.famousfix.com/tpx_2494...dating-history

[binnie]

For all the front and charisma, Dave sure is a private guy.

Or maybe it was just another era. We live an age where celebrities tell us everything.

[vaijuju]

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yes another short haired waif

It's Wendy O'william's at ed's weeding

[firestarter]

It's Wendy O'william's at ed's weeding

those are 2 different woman!!

[vaijuju]

Some strange things ! she tried to catch something on her face ..like the girl with Dave... same noze..

[ZahZoo]

So we got this rock star guy... allegedly loves the ladies and a bunch of you weird fuckers idolize this crap...

But when look past all the hired models in music videos... and take a hard look at the rare times an "actual" girl friend is captured by his side. All you can find is these circus side-show freaks that are not exactly pretty by any stretch. Plus for the most part display more masculine features than feminine... Ya gotta ask... WTF?

Legend clearly doesn't sync with reality...

[sonrisa salvaje]

Don't forget about Madonna. He was supposed to have hooked up with her after the MTV video awards where he accepted for Jump winning video of the year.

[VHscraps]

Don't forget about Madonna. He was supposed to have hooked up with her after the MTV video awards where he accepted for Jump winning video of the year.

I remember reading an interview with Madonna and the question was posed, something like this - "Imagine you are the last woman alive after some disaster has wiped out everyone on the planet. You have to choose to be with one of the last two surviving guys, who would you choose: Simon LeBon or David Lee Roth?"

I seem to remember Madonna's reply was something like, "ughh - neither". The interviewer said, "you have to choose, it's your only means of staying alive". She said, "okay, Roth - but only if you make me."

EDIT - I just googled and found the interview, here. My memory was a bit off:
http://allaboutmadonna.com/madonna-l...-december-1984:

David (interviewer): Who would you like to go out with: Rick Springfield, Simon le Bon, Lionel Richie or David Lee Roth?

Madonna: Ugh. UGH. Yeeeuch! C’mon. I wouldn’t go out with any of them if you want to know the truth. If I had to choose, I’d go out with David Lee Roth, but I wouldn’t dress up for him.

[Heater]

There it is irrefutable proof that Diamond nailed Madonna, putting all other speculation to rest.

[Jetstream]

It was always sort of amazing to me that none of Roth's former girlfriends ever went public with details of the relationship. Or even a chick he hooked up with on tour.

Far as I can recall, I don't remember seeing anything along those lines in print, ever.

Some pointed to that as meaning that since such a thing never happened, therefore Roth must have been gay. But I don't recall ever having seen a man make a similar public claim, either.

Not that it matters, but it's just plain strange when you consider how many ex-lovers of other rock musicians have come out of the woodwork to sell their story.

I think Dave was dating Sonia Braga at one point in the 1980s, too. She was a nice piece of ass.

Dave has a bad ass legal team that is more active than Van Halen haha, and you know they are bad ass when you do not hear about them. I do recall seeing some psycho chicks online every so often make a public statement to him when he had his sites up like facebook, and maybe one of the reasons Dave has gotten away from social media

[Seshmeister]

I don't think he was ever on it.

We think it's odd that Dave isn't on twitter or whatever throwing out one liners so imagine how weird that is for a potential 18 year old fan.

[Full Bug]

Wendy O. Williams?? That is scary....

[Nickdfresh]

There it is irrefutable proof that Diamond nailed Madonna, putting all other speculation to rest.

Actually, I kind of think it is proof that he nailed The Material Girl! Bleater...

[Heater]

Actually, I kind of think it is proof that he nailed The Material Girl! Bleater...

That's pretty much what I said. Dickrefresh.....

[ZahZoo]

Dave has a bad ass legal team that is more active than Van Halen haha, and you know they are bad ass when you do not hear about them. I do recall seeing some psycho chicks online every so often make a public statement to him when he had his sites up like facebook, and maybe one of the reasons Dave has gotten away from social media

Here we go with the other "unsupported by facts" legend beyond the ladies... Dave's bad ass legal team.

What's out there... a single failed lawsuit against Van Halen that was dropped. A string of LLC's for all the various incarnations of Dave's musical career.

Here's a relevant question... If Dave retains such a "bad ass legal team"... why the hell does some jackass, ebay memorabilia dealer now own the davidleeroth.com domain?

Sure, Dave may not want to deal with an internet presence... but why give up his namesake domain? Costs $10-15 a year... plus he's got all kinds of prudent legal reasons to be the sole owner of it.

[Seshmeister]

A member of The Slits, perhaps ...

So if someone asked you which one of them is the drummer could you take a wild guess?

I thought so but on checking looks like she may actually be the bass player...

[VHscraps]

Yep - none of the above. A guy who went by the name of Budgie played drums on that album. He was later a member of Siouxsie and the Banshees. I think it was him. Think they got a woman drummer later, well after this, which was their debut album.

I used to own that back in 1979.

[TJMKID]

Take a look at this! Dave got some leg for sure! I don't know how accurate this is, but it's interesting shit....

http://dating.famousfix.com/tpx_2494...dating-history

I remember having this online chat around February 1994 on Compuserve with a chick who was plugged into the NYC music scene and she was going into deep detail about how she knew Christie Brinkley in the early 80's and she tells me one night Brinkley went to visit him at his hotel during the '82 tour for a fuck-fest. She never revealed if they were "dating" for awhile.

I don't see Brinkley on that dating list but I'd add her as well --- this girl I was chatting with seemed to be legit with her story.

[Baby's On Fire]

[QUOTE=TJMKID;1892260]I remember having this online chat around February 1994 on Compuserve with a chick who was plugged into the NYC music scene and she was going into deep detail about how she knew Christie Brinkley in the early 80's and she tells me one night Brinkley went to visit him at his hotel during the '82 tour for a fuck-fest. She never revealed if they were "dating" for awhile.

I don't see Brinkley on that dating list but I'd add her as well --- this girl I was chatting with seemed to be legit with her story.[/QUOTE


Dave is on record on the Howard Stern show (it was between YFLM and his book) (or during the interview about his book) that he wanted to marry Christie Turlington. I remember Howard and Robin being shocked but Dave was dead serious.

He also almost married Apollonia but Prince threatened to terminate her employment or some such thing.

The "Kelly" girl wanted to get married. Dave describes it in his book. She wanted to "set up shop" but Dave said "I have a lot going on right now" as he just quit VH. I know that was "Kelly" because he said he was with her 18 motnhs and they trained for the New Guinea trek and trained together for "18 months". Check his book. It's all right there.

There were also other accounts about him and Madonna. If you look at the back of Dave's book, he has names printed one after the other without spacing "like a gyroscope" and Madonna is listed there.

Also, there are many accounts from Motley Crue, Neil Zlowzower who talk about the endless parade of girls. Zlowzower said that Motley Crue was not even close to VH with babes. Vince Neil himself Dave went to the show to pick up the girls.

Even in the "VH Early Years" one of the roadies keeps saying "there were ore and more girls for Dave"

Anyone who thinks Dave didn't get more pussy than everyone else on the Earth combined is delusional or simply jealous.

How could the ultimate rock 'n' roll front man not?

It's stupid to think otherwise.

But Zah obviously thinks he knows better than insiders.

[Heater]

I remember having this online chat around February 1994 on Compuserve with a chick who was plugged into the NYC music scene and she was going into deep detail about how she knew Christie Brinkley in the early 80's and she tells me one night Brinkley went to visit him at his hotel during the '82 tour for a fuck-fest. She never revealed if they were "dating" for awhile.

I don't see Brinkley on that dating list but I'd add her as well --- this girl I was chatting with seemed to be legit with her story.

There it is.....MORE irrefutable proof that Diamond nailed other well known chicks. Internet chats are more definitive than photos. The man is a flaming heterosexual.

[ZahZoo]

But Zah obviously thinks he knows better than insiders.

What's the old saying... when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth...

Nearly 40 years of rock stardom and no more than 5 grainy photos exist... That's a long time but cameras producing photographs date back to the 1820's. So you can't blame lack of available media...

[Baby's On Fire]

What's the old saying... when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth...

Nearly 40 years of rock stardom and no more than 5 grainy photos exist... That's a long time but cameras producing photographs date back to the 1820's. So you can't blame lack of available media...

I previously convinced myself you weren't truly a total idiot.

I stand corrected.

What an idiot.

[cadaverdog]

Does it really matter what Dave's sexual preference is? Lack of a wife or girlfriend doesn't mean you're gay. I sympathize with Dave on this because some of my friends and relatives speculated I was gay because I wasn't married or shacked up with a female until I was in my mid 40s. Looking back it was the biggest mistake I ever made. Bitch spent my money and kicked me to the curb when it was gone. My credit is still dogshit because of her and I used to have a credit score in the 800s. Even if he is a fag he's still the best frontman Van Halen ever had.

[Nitro Express]

I think Dave owns a dog for a live in pal and fucks whoever is handy and the dog is the wife.

[cadaverdog]

Wendy O. Williams?? That is scary....

If I was gonna bang a wierd chick like that I'd bang Dale Bozzio.

[Nitro Express]

Wendy O. Williams?? That is scary....

She was probably beautiful viewed through beer and cocaine goggles. She was probably like fucking a wild animal. What twisted rock star wouldn't dig that?

[cadaverdog]

I think Dave owns a dog for a live in pal and fucks whoever is handy and the dog is the wife.

Smart man. My dog is way more loyal than my ex old lady. She doesn't take money out of my bank account to pay me back money she owes me. She doesn't put utilities in my name and quit paying the bill. She doesn't disappear in my new car when she knows I'm too drunk to go looking for her either. My ex didn't beg for food every time I get some but my dog gives me unconditional love even when I don't share my food with her.

[Baby's On Fire]

What's the old saying... when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth...

Nearly 40 years of rock stardom and no more than 5 grainy photos exist... That's a long time but cameras producing photographs date back to the 1820's. So you can't blame lack of available media...

To add to Zah's venomous jealousy:


"Dave was always busy after the shows. Dave was always with the hottest chicks, you know. He was a pussy magnet. The chicks just used to flock to him. He had the hottest blondes, or the f-ing most best bodies, sh*t like that. So he got the cream of the crop. Eddie was a little shyer, but you know Eddie used to do his thing. We all liked drinking and doing "whatever" but me and Al used to go out looking for chicks the most. We used to get pretty sick. We used to do some pretty sick sh*t. I don't want to go into explicit details but Michael was pretty tame. Michael was married." - Neil Zlozower (someone who was there)

[Greenbuds]

These are quotes from a Neil Zlozower interview, before he released his VH photo book:


"Dave was always busy after the shows. Dave was always with the hottest chicks, you know. He was a pussy magnet. The chicks just used to flock to him. He had the hottest blondes, or the fucking most best bodies, shit like that. So he got the cream of the crop. Eddie was a little shyer, but you know Eddie used to do his thing. We all liked drinking and doing "whatever" but me and Al used to go out looking for chicks the most. We used to get pretty sick. We used to do some pretty sick shit. I don't want to go into explicit details but Michael was pretty tame. Michael was married."

"If I'm gonna do a book, I want to do a dedicated Van Halen book. The David Lee Roth years, which to me is THE Van Halen. Forget Sammy, forget Gary."

"But you know, give me Van Halen David Lee Roth. That was the shit. From 78 to 84, I think Van Halen was the number 1 rock band in the world, as far as I'm concerned. We had the Scorpions, we had Judas Priest, but Priest was already big in the U.K. and they really didn't his the U.S. till a little bit later than 83. Ozzy was tooling around, but Van Halen was the shit. They were the number 1 band as far as I'm concerned."

"Dave is a genius as far as I'm concerned. So, Dave's mind thinks unlike any other person's mind I know. It must've cost Dave a fortune. And so he put this video together. You know, I guess they called it... well, we called it "Mojo Go-go," but I guess the official name was "Dave's No Holds Bar-B-Que." And it was basically Dave letting his brain run free. That is about the closest interpretation of Dave's brain as anything I've ever seen. I mean, it's basically, David Lee Roth, you know, no holds barred, doing anything went, the sickest shit. You know, there was a lot of alcohol there. But I think the video's brilliant."

"Sammy Hagar or Gary Cherone = For what? I didn't like either of them in Van Halen to be honest with you. They're both great singers. Gary's one of the nicest people I ever met in my life. He's a great guy, but it wasn't Van Halen. David Lee Roth is Van Halen, period. No if, ands, or buts."

"David Lee Roth = To me, the greatest entertainer that ever lived. My favorite human being to work with. My favorite rock star to work with out of my whole career."

[Romeo Delight]

To add to Zah's venomous jealousy:


"Dave was always busy after the shows. Dave was always with the hottest chicks, you know. He was a pussy magnet. The chicks just used to flock to him. He had the hottest blondes, or the f-ing most best bodies, sh*t like that. So he got the cream of the crop. Eddie was a little shyer, but you know Eddie used to do his thing. We all liked drinking and doing "whatever" but me and Al used to go out looking for chicks the most. We used to get pretty sick. We used to do some pretty sick sh*t. I don't want to go into explicit details but Michael was pretty tame. Michael was married." - Neil Zlozower (someone who was there)

Zah clearly has an issue...Motley Crue says the same thing...Dave was after their groupies and succeeded. Why is he trying to prove something that just isn't true? So DAve likes women that aren't plastic or wont be 180 pounds when they hit 30...the issue is what exactly?