Official Republican Clown Car Circus 2016 - First Debate Thread

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[Phil theStalker]

What happens in Cleveland stays in Cleveland.

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[DavidLeeNatra]

jesus motherfucking christ...just to imagine that one of these retards could call himself "leader of the free world" one day...

what a joke your country has become.

[VAiN]

jesus motherfucking christ...just to imagine that one of these retards could call himself "leader of the free world" one day...

what a joke your country has become.

Have you seen the current crew of useless jackasses? We're screwed.

[Seshmeister]

This misses out the boasting about how many children you have - last time around it was like a competition.

Trump will be changing that this year to how many of his children he would like to fuck...

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[BITEYOASS]

jesus motherfucking christ...just to imagine that one of these retards could call himself "leader of the free world" one day...

what a joke your country has become.

Hopefully enough of the Rethuglican voter base will die off (either by old-age, stress-induced illness, suicides, shootouts with police over some tinfoil hat BS, etc.) before next year's election.

[Seshmeister]

I'm reading quotes from last night and either these people are currently active in ISIS or they have at least been brought to the debate from the 1950s in a Delorean...

Rubio took exception when Fox moderator Megyn Kelly said he favoured a rape and incest exception to an abortion ban.

WTF?

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Here's some choice quotes....

[Guitar Shark]

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borow...ght-see-debate



CLEVELAND (The Borowitz Report)—As preparations get under way for the first Republican Presidential debate, on Thursday night, a new poll shows that Americans are deeply concerned that the rest of the world might see it.

According to the poll, there is widespread fear that, if the debate were to be viewed in foreign countries, the cost to the United States’ prestige around the world would be incalculable.

On a more personal level, many expressed concern that any international broadcast of the debate would greatly diminish their desire to ever travel abroad or talk to foreigners.

In another measure of Americans’ discomfort with Thursday’s televised event, two of the TV programs they identified as being the biggest embarrassments to America, “Duck Dynasty” and “Jersey Shore,” still lagged far behind the debate.

Those surveyed strongly agreed that the U.S. government should block the foreign transmission of the debate, or that Fox News should air an explanation of the contest beforehand, but they were at a loss as to what that explanation could possibly be.

And, in a result that seemed to sum up Americans’ anxiety, a broad majority agreed with the statement “God, this is so embarrassing.”

[Kristy]

I'm sorry I missed this much maligned ego-tripping menagerie of America's sorriest animals who throw their feces at the common good. I'm sure my absence was worth it - either off getting stoned or being angry at something. One of the two.

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http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borow...ght-see-debate



CLEVELAND (The Borowitz Report)—As preparations get under way for the first Republican Presidential debate, on Thursday night, a new poll shows that Americans are deeply concerned that the rest of the world might see it.

According to the poll, there is widespread fear that, if the debate were to be viewed in foreign countries, the cost to the United States’ prestige around the world would be incalculable.

On a more personal level, many expressed concern that any international broadcast of the debate would greatly diminish their desire to ever travel abroad or talk to foreigners.

In another measure of Americans’ discomfort with Thursday’s televised event, two of the TV programs they identified as being the biggest embarrassments to America, “Duck Dynasty” and “Jersey Shore,” still lagged far behind the debate.

Those surveyed strongly agreed that the U.S. government should block the foreign transmission of the debate, or that Fox News should air an explanation of the contest beforehand, but they were at a loss as to what that explanation could possibly be.

And, in a result that seemed to sum up Americans’ anxiety, a broad majority agreed with the statement “God, this is so embarrassing.”

The ironic thing here is that apparently Sky News (Murdoch's UK network) actually carried the debate, but a lot of cord-cutters in the US who don't have cable TV were watching the debate via this stream. Apprently Sky pulled the plug about half-way through the broadcast. Not sure if it was only the streaming, or if they stopped showing it on "the telly" as well.

I usually get a decent quality stream from Sky (as well as the BBC and several other UK channels) but I didn't bother with this, because I didn't think they would subject British audiences to this madness. So I went with a cheesy website streaming the FAUX feed. Not recommended unless you have a good ad-blocker that also blocks social media annoyances (ublock origin for example)

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I'm sorry I missed this much maligned ego-tripping menagerie of America's sorriest animals who throw their feces at the common good. I'm sure my absence was worth it - either off getting stoned or being angry at something. One of the two.

Well..... a Repuke debate would be amusing to watch while you are stoned, and there would be no shortage of things to get angry about, watching those imbeciles.