A "Diety" is a dieting Deity that, when provoked, could force-redirect yer ass over to the goat.se or "Two Girls, One Cup" site every time you log into RA if ya piss him off too much.
(All joking aside, can't believe I typoed on that, haha! Good catch... and FIXED!)
I actually don't own Hogville... my role there is pretty much the same as mine will probably be around here... semi-active poster (or "poaster", when drunk... like Sesh should be known as), but handling the day to day tech admin stuff behind the scenes.