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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Who cares if Dave was doing cheerleading moves? It was fucking COOL!

    Fuck you if you didn't like Dave's jumps, kicks and splits!
    I never said I didn't like them, you old coot!

    I was simply pointing out that I wasn't exaggerating when I said they were cheerleading moves. All those moves are hard as hell and not many people - chicks or guys - can literally fly through the air. Dave comes out and is literally flying all over the place every night. If he'd worn a cape every night people would have really thought the guy was a super hero! Hell I'm still not sure he really isn't!
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    Can you gays that are so busy discussing cheerleading, and the proper names of Dave's moves, tell us what the proper name of this cheerleading jump is?

    I took this photo on 7-19-79 at the Century II Convention Center in Wichita, Kansas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post


    Can you gays that are so busy discussing cheerleading, and the proper names of Dave's moves, tell us what the proper name of this cheerleading jump is?

    I took this photo on 7-19-79 at the Century II Convention Center in Wichita, Kansas.
    The I just saw a rattlesnake move?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post


    Can you gays that are so busy discussing cheerleading, and the proper names of Dave's moves, tell us what the proper name of this cheerleading jump is?

    I took this photo on 7-19-79 at the Century II Convention Center in Wichita, Kansas.
    There are two technical terms for that move:

    1. The Help Me Jesus - I think that one's self explanatory.

    2. The First Time Anal - Those of you who aren't homos and have banged a chick in the pooper will recognize this move. It's the same one most chicks perform when you drive 'er home the first time and she's headed for the headboard.

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    All this just so donnie can brag he finally got his Black belt in cheerleading.
    Ok Pom Pom ninja we get it
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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    All this just so donnie can brag he finally got his Black belt in cheerleading.
    Ok Pom Pom ninja we get it
    No wonder he needs all those guns!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    No wonder he needs all those guns!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    All this just so donnie can brag he finally got his Black belt in cheerleading.
    Ok Pom Pom ninja we get it
    I love me some cheerleaders! They get all hot and sweaty and wear a bunch of make up and little skimpy outfits. I mean, I know you're not into that sort of thing but I like it!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    No wonder he needs all those guns!
    I'm buying another one this week! All steel Smith 5906. One of the guys in my family works at the local gun store so I can pick it up for 300 or so. You can never have too many guns. Best part is being a concealed carry permit holder all I have to do is walk in and pay.

    Now back to hot cheerleader talk!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    I love me some cheerleaders! They get all hot and sweaty and wear a bunch of make up and little skimpy outfits. I mean, I know you're not into that sort of thing but I like it!

    Love em enough to wanna be one

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    You read BC every day too, Brother of Pete?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post


    Can you gays that are so busy discussing cheerleading, and the proper names of Dave's moves, tell us what the proper name of this cheerleading jump is?

    I took this photo on 7-19-79 at the Century II Convention Center in Wichita, Kansas.
    Were you sweating & breathing hard when you took it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    I love me some cheerleaders! They get all hot and sweaty and wear a bunch of make up and little skimpy outfits. I mean, I know you're not into that sort of thing but I like it!

    Uhh, shouldn't you be going for the cheer moms my 44 year old compadre?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Love em enough to wanna be one
    Well, I can't speak for Donnie, but I certainly wouldn't object if 15 or so of those free-range, organic girls got together & turned me into their bitch. All sorts of their various bodily fluids highly encouraged.

    Of course, most of you here would likely prefer that DAVE performed his moves on you, but it's cool. I certainly won't judge you. I'll point out & laugh, sure, but that's mostly for fun. I certainly couldn't, in good conscience, judge anyone when it comes to all sorts of demented, wrong sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    Were you sweating & breathing hard when you took it?
    Duh. Of course!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DLR Bridge View Post
    Uhh, shouldn't you be going for the cheer moms my 44 year old compadre?
    Actually I dated one for a while. But she had kids and an ex and blah blah blah. Ane I don't need you to remind me I'm old - sadly I'm all too well aware of it. But I'm just one lottery ticket away from a 19 year old trophy wife!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    Well, I can't speak for Donnie, but I certainly wouldn't object if 15 or so of those free-range, organic girls got together & turned me into their bitch. All sorts of their various bodily fluids highly encouraged.
    Especially right after a game. Bring em to me sweaty!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    I love me some cheerleaders! They get all hot and sweaty and wear a bunch of make up and little skimpy outfits.
    Is that why you said you wanted to be one? You like to put on make up and skimpy outfits and get hot and sweaty? I bet Izzy's sporting wood just thinking about that. Sick bastards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    Is that why you said you wanted to be one? You like to put on make up and skimpy outfits and get hot and sweaty? I bet Izzy's sporting wood just thinking about that. Sick bastards.
    Well I've never done that but I'm open to learning new things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Well I've never done that but I'm open to learning new things.
    New my ass. You've been cross dressing for years. you try to overcompensate by talking about guns be we all know you're light in the loafers. Or light in the top siders in your case. You probably carry one of those Herpes purses you've talked about across the road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    New my ass. You've been cross dressing for years. you try to overcompensate by talking about guns be we all know you're light in the loafers. Or light in the top siders in your case. You probably carry one of those Herpes purses you've talked about across the road.
    I do NOT carry a Herpes purse. I carry a Prada briefcase. There's a difference! It's Saffiano leather and still smells wonderfully. And just because I have three pairs of Sperry Top Siders doesn't make me a homo. I also have five pairs of Nikes in different colors. I like to match my shirts with my shoes. But that doesn't make me gay. At least not full on gay. Or maybe I am but still only like to fuck chicks. It's all so confusing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    Possibly, but don't you also think it's possible that he did indeed TRY to work on his vocals, and he simply cannot sing like that anymore due to the natural aging process?
    Yep, that's what I believe VA Beach. I think Dave really tried this tour, and much more than the last 2012 tour. Why else would he choose to do "Little Guitars" again - a song he has difficulty with in the first place? Because he is trying to give it all he's got now. He put on a polished performance, and didn't sit on his ass and just go through the motions (a la 2012). I think he really gave his all this time around, and wanted to please the crowd.

    And about his crazy costumes and what not? So what. I liked the sequined gear, made it easier for me to see him way in the back. Way better than the brocade matador jackets that were leftover from 2012. Dave likes to be flashy - and besides, the spandex wore out a long time ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post


    Can you gays that are so busy discussing cheerleading, and the proper names of Dave's moves, tell us what the proper name of this cheerleading jump is?

    I took this photo on 7-19-79 at the Century II Convention Center in Wichita, Kansas.
    Sweet pic Von! How many times did you see them during the 6 pack era?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Who cares if Dave was doing cheerleading moves? It was fucking COOL!

    Fuck you if you didn't like Dave's jumps, kicks and splits!
    Yeah but all you closet pussies thought it was tough guy, Chuck Norris shit going on while wearing scarves and tights... Instead the reality turns out it was gymnastics and Cheer for little girls.

    What does that say about you Dave or the Grave™ fanatics..?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckjitsu View Post
    Sweet pic Von! How many times did you see them during the 6 pack era?
    Chuck, I saw the first 5 headlining tours, from the front row. I've told the story on these forums many times, but that was my hobby back then, and really, still is. I was a punk high school kid, that loved rock concerts. I would go wait outside the venue all day, as back then all the shows were general admission, and I'd be one of, if not the first, through the door to race to the stage. I always snuck my little Kodak pocket Instamatic 110 camera in, so I could capture the memories. Yep, it was very amateur, but it was all I could do at that time. At the '79 show, where I took the previous pic, and the below pic of Dave, I was actually in between the barrier and the stage. My buddy Barrie and I were these skinny little teenagers, that were on the front row at virtually every show that came through. As a result, security knew who we were. We were getting crushed so hard against the barrier at the '79 show, that the security guy "Heavy" (RIP) told Barrie and I to come into the pit with him. He told us we could lean on the stage, but if we got more than half our body onto the stage, they'd throw us out. That's how I was able to get this photo of Dave doing his back bend, right in front of me. That pic wasn't taken with any fancy 35 mm camera with any zoom whatsoever. It was taken with my trusty little Kodak Instamatic 110. Barrie recently visited me here in Michigan in June, and we sat out on my patio and reminisced about this show, as well as the others. I didn't get a picture of this, as it was the end of the show, and I was out of film. But Dave tossed a 1979 VH World Tour hat our way (I still have it) and the girl I think he was trying to toss it to, literally ripped Barrie's shirt off trying to grab it. (I offered it to her after the show, and she was so pissed off, she wouldn't take it! Stupid bitch) Barrie's shirt was a Yamaha dirt bike shirt and on the back was a guy doing a jump coming off a dirt hill. Barrie held it up and was waving it, and Dave comes over, grabs it, and puts it on. It had one strand of fabric running diagonally from his left shoulder to his right side. When he's putting it on he sees the dirt bike on the back, so he turns around and throws his fists in the air with his back to the audience, and stands there, with Barrie's shirt on! It was fucking crazy. Barrie is yelling at me "Take a picture, take a picture". But, as I said, I was out of film.

    At the '80 Invasion Tour where I took the below pic of Dave with my trusty Kodak Instamatic 110, I rushed into the venue to get to the stage, and didn't realize I had been let in on the upper level. I run down to railing and without even thinking, launch over it. It was a much further drop than I ancipated, and I literally barrel rolled when I hit the ground. It fucking hurt, and I wasn't sure if I was injured or not, but I had one mission. To get to the stage. I run up to the stage, and the first person I see is the security guy. It wasn't "Heavy" as this show was for some reason, in Salina, KS at the recently opened Bicentennial Center. The security guy was my High School Head football Coach that had recently gotten fired because he was a fucking psycho! He says "Voth, Barker, why are you guys here to see this shit?" Ha ha ha! We're like, "Have you ever heard these guys? They're the greatest band ever." He proceeds to tell us he hates "Acid Rock", and "wouldn't pay a nickel to see this shit"! Again, I laugh my ass off thinking about it. I tell him I've got my camera, and I plan on taking pics. As you can see from the ticket below, it states right on there "No cameras". He basically told me he didn't give a fuck, but to be discreet about it because if any other security told me to stop, I'd have to stop. Nobody ever said a word about it, at this show. (Not the case at the '84 show!)

    Sorry to bore those that have probably heard that stuff who knows how many times, but Chuck asked about me seeing this great band, so I figured I'd throw it out there yet again.














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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    Yeah but all you closet pussies thought it was tough guy, Chuck Norris shit going on while wearing scarves and tights... Instead the reality turns out it was gymnastics and Cheer for little girls.

    What does that say about you Dave or the Grave™ fanatics..?
    It says WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

    To be honest, back then, I had no idea if it was martial arts, cheerleading, or what the fuck it was. All I knew was, Dave was the baddest motherfucking front man on the planet. All I knew was, out of all the bands I was seeing at that time, he had an unparalleled command of the audience, and the best stage presence of anyone. Period.

    Sounds to me like maybe you're questioning your own homosexual tendencies. Don't worry Zah, we still love you, even with your old wrinkly ass sneaking a peek out of that closet.

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    Just because DonniePompom Says its cheer leading doesnt make it true ........ I still got hundreds of GOAT is god tee shirts to get rid of after listening to him

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    Is that why you said you wanted to be one? You like to put on make up and skimpy outfits and get hot and sweaty? I bet Izzy's sporting wood just thinking about that. Sick bastards.
    I am not. I'm not attracted by male bodies in any way at all.

    It doesn't matter how they're dressed, painted, or otherwise decorated. I just have no interest in them.

    The real question here is, why would you imagine me having an erection & how am I the sick bastard? Hmm?

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    Those, of course, are great stories and pictures, Von. I remember taking pictures of me and my friends in grammar school with that same Instamatic 110 camera in '79. This is one of those rare instances where I have to say, I wish I was a little older!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    Yeah but all you closet pussies thought it was tough guy, Chuck Norris shit going on while wearing scarves and tights... Instead the reality turns out it was gymnastics and Cheer for little girls.

    What does that say about you Dave or the Grave™ fanatics..?
    Although I couldn't call myself a Dave or the Grave™ fanatic for the simple reason that I never gave a fuck if Dave was in Van Halen or not, I always saw Dave's stage antics as being just that - stage antics. You're up there, with thousands of people looking right at you, might as well be entertaining. If cheerleading moves worked, who cares?

    But I do agree with you that there's an unhealthy obsession about how tough & manly Dave is & all his alleged sexual escapades & prowess. Besides, I can't imagine how getting turned on by Chuck Norris moves is any less gay than being turned on by cheerleading moves!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    But I do agree with you that there's an unhealthy obsession about how tough & manly Dave is & all his alleged sexual escapades & prowess. Besides, I can't imagine how getting turned on by Chuck Norris moves is any less gay than being turned on by cheerleading moves!
    Exactly... it's all the same unhealthy and questionable obsession!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    Exactly... it's all the same unhealthy and questionable obsession!!
    Dave's old ass, could kick your old ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    It says WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

    To be honest, back then, I had no idea if it was martial arts, cheerleading, or what the fuck it was. All I knew was, Dave was the baddest motherfucking front man on the planet. All I knew was, out of all the bands I was seeing at that time, he had an unparalleled command of the audience, and the best stage presence of anyone. Period.

    Sounds to me like maybe you're questioning your own homosexual tendencies. Don't worry Zah, we still love you, even with your old wrinkly ass sneaking a peek out of that closet.
    LOL I'm quite confident and comfortable with my "tendencies"...

    Even back then I didn't share your "baddest motherfucking front man" train of thought. The music was great but what the hell is this wearing make-up and dressing like you're starring in a fucking Jane Fonda exercise video crap..?

    Back then I was playing in a Southern Rock band in biker bars in the east bay area while all the fags dressed like DLR were prancing around... er... performing across the bay in San Francisco...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Dave's old ass, could kick your old ass.
    Doubtful... that pussy works a few hours a week for a couple of months and has to go rest for 3 fucking years!! My granddaughters could kick his ass... with ease!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post

    Back then I was playing in a Southern Rock band in biker bars in the east bay area while all the fags dressed like DLR were prancing around... er... performing across the bay in San Francisco...
    You obviously haven't read Greg's book.

    Dave wore makeup? When?

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    You two old fucks are going to wear yourselves out and need a nap soon!
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    It's all good Von. I love hearing the stories from people fortunate enough to see VH back in the day as I never got the chance. Years ago I worked with this guy and one day we were just talking about bands and concerts and he mentioned that he saw Zeppelin at the Forum in LA in like '71. I was almost speechless- that's holy grail type stuff right there. I actually said to the guy, "you son of a bitch! you saw zeppelin in the 70s!?" He just laughed at me. I asked him what he remembered most from the show and he said "man, that show was fuckin' loud!"

    Anyway, i love hearing the stories and seeing the pics from back in the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    You obviously haven't read Greg's book.

    Dave wore makeup? When?
    No, I haven't read Greg's book yet... It's on my get a-round-to-it list...

    May not have been 78-85... but there's several pics out there. Here's one for ya to keep ya busy indulging yourself for a while...


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