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  • DONNIEP
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Mar 2004
    • 13373

    Originally posted by Von Halen
    Who cares if Dave was doing cheerleading moves? It was fucking COOL!

    Fuck you if you didn't like Dave's jumps, kicks and splits!
    I never said I didn't like them, you old coot!

    I was simply pointing out that I wasn't exaggerating when I said they were cheerleading moves. All those moves are hard as hell and not many people - chicks or guys - can literally fly through the air. Dave comes out and is literally flying all over the place every night. If he'd worn a cape every night people would have really thought the guy was a super hero! Hell I'm still not sure he really isn't!
    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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    • Von Halen
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Dec 2003
      • 7500



      Can you gays that are so busy discussing cheerleading, and the proper names of Dave's moves, tell us what the proper name of this cheerleading jump is?

      I took this photo on 7-19-79 at the Century II Convention Center in Wichita, Kansas.

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      • cadaverdog
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Aug 2007
        • 8955

        Originally posted by Von Halen


        Can you gays that are so busy discussing cheerleading, and the proper names of Dave's moves, tell us what the proper name of this cheerleading jump is?

        I took this photo on 7-19-79 at the Century II Convention Center in Wichita, Kansas.
        The I just saw a rattlesnake move?
        Beware of Dog

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        • DONNIEP
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Mar 2004
          • 13373

          Originally posted by Von Halen


          Can you gays that are so busy discussing cheerleading, and the proper names of Dave's moves, tell us what the proper name of this cheerleading jump is?

          I took this photo on 7-19-79 at the Century II Convention Center in Wichita, Kansas.
          There are two technical terms for that move:

          1. The Help Me Jesus - I think that one's self explanatory.

          2. The First Time Anal - Those of you who aren't homos and have banged a chick in the pooper will recognize this move. It's the same one most chicks perform when you drive 'er home the first time and she's headed for the headboard.
          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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          • vandeleur
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Sep 2009
            • 9865

            All this just so donnie can brag he finally got his Black belt in cheerleading.
            Ok Pom Pom ninja we get it
            fuck your fucking framing

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            • Von Halen
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Dec 2003
              • 7500

              Originally posted by vandeleur
              All this just so donnie can brag he finally got his Black belt in cheerleading.
              Ok Pom Pom ninja we get it
              No wonder he needs all those guns!

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              • vandeleur
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Sep 2009
                • 9865

                Originally posted by Von Halen
                No wonder he needs all those guns!
                fuck your fucking framing

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                • DONNIEP
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 13373

                  Originally posted by vandeleur
                  All this just so donnie can brag he finally got his Black belt in cheerleading.
                  Ok Pom Pom ninja we get it
                  I love me some cheerleaders! They get all hot and sweaty and wear a bunch of make up and little skimpy outfits. I mean, I know you're not into that sort of thing but I like it!

                  American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                  • DONNIEP
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 13373

                    Originally posted by Von Halen
                    No wonder he needs all those guns!
                    I'm buying another one this week! All steel Smith 5906. One of the guys in my family works at the local gun store so I can pick it up for 300 or so. You can never have too many guns. Best part is being a concealed carry permit holder all I have to do is walk in and pay.

                    Now back to hot cheerleader talk!
                    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                    • vandeleur
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 9865

                      Originally posted by DONNIEP
                      I love me some cheerleaders! They get all hot and sweaty and wear a bunch of make up and little skimpy outfits. I mean, I know you're not into that sort of thing but I like it!

                      Love em enough to wanna be one
                      fuck your fucking framing

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                      • Anonymous
                        Banned
                        • May 2004
                        • 12710

                        Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                        You read BC every day too, Brother of Pete?

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                        • Anonymous
                          Banned
                          • May 2004
                          • 12710

                          Originally posted by Von Halen


                          Can you gays that are so busy discussing cheerleading, and the proper names of Dave's moves, tell us what the proper name of this cheerleading jump is?

                          I took this photo on 7-19-79 at the Century II Convention Center in Wichita, Kansas.
                          Were you sweating & breathing hard when you took it?

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                          • DLR Bridge
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Mar 2011
                            • 5470

                            Originally posted by DONNIEP
                            I love me some cheerleaders! They get all hot and sweaty and wear a bunch of make up and little skimpy outfits. I mean, I know you're not into that sort of thing but I like it!

                            Uhh, shouldn't you be going for the cheer moms my 44 year old compadre?

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                            • vandeleur
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 9865

                              Ouch
                              fuck your fucking framing

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                              • Anonymous
                                Banned
                                • May 2004
                                • 12710

                                Originally posted by vandeleur
                                Love em enough to wanna be one
                                Well, I can't speak for Donnie, but I certainly wouldn't object if 15 or so of those free-range, organic girls got together & turned me into their bitch. All sorts of their various bodily fluids highly encouraged.

                                Of course, most of you here would likely prefer that DAVE performed his moves on you, but it's cool. I certainly won't judge you. I'll point out & laugh, sure, but that's mostly for fun. I certainly couldn't, in good conscience, judge anyone when it comes to all sorts of demented, wrong sex.

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