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    Sniper
    • Jan 2007
    • 926

    Originally posted by Von Halen
    Who cares if Dave was doing cheerleading moves? It was fucking COOL!

    Fuck you if you didn't like Dave's jumps, kicks and splits!
    I think Dave was also doing the spinning back kicks in the 70's - total martial arts
    This is a split kick
    split kick.jpg
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    • DavidLeeNatra
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jan 2004
      • 10704

      Originally posted by ZahZoo
      Back then I was playing in a Southern Rock band in biker bars in the east bay area ...
      we figure that...

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        Sniper
        • Jan 2007
        • 926

        Originally posted by Von Halen
        I was a punk high school kid, that loved rock concerts. I would go wait outside the venue all day, as back then all the shows were general admission, and I'd be one of, if not the first, through the door to race to the stage
        Same here! We usually waited in line for a couple hours then rush the stage man. Got front row for VH 3 times this way- crazy!
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        • chuckjitsu
          Head Fluffer
          • Apr 2012
          • 321

          Originally posted by DONNIEP
          Actually I dated one for a while. But she had kids and an ex and blah blah blah. Ane I don't need you to remind me I'm old - sadly I'm all too well aware of it. But I'm just one lottery ticket away from a 19 year old trophy wife!!
          You got a laugh out of me on that one Donnie. It was probably like 20 years ago and I was playing craps in Tahoe when this guy in his early 60s, wearing a tuxedo no less, walks up to the table with this hot blond on his arm. She was maybe mid 20s. I looked at them and did an internal wtf?, then things made a tad more sense when homeboy started playing with like 5 grand in $100 chips (at a $5 dollar table- thanks, prick). he was splashing those benjamin chips around like they were nothing. meanwhile, i'm just trying to make $100 bankroll in nickel chips last until i can get my complimentary drink.

          The joke was on him though as the sex I didn't have with anyone that night was out of love, whereas his sex later on with the hot twinkie was about money. in your face you rich fucker!!!

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          • DLR Bridge
            ROCKSTAR

            • Mar 2011
            • 5470

            ^^

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            • cadaverdog
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Aug 2007
              • 8955

              Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker

              The real question here is, why would you imagine me having an erection & how am I the sick bastard? Hmm?
              Because you've said you dig trannies. Chicks with dicks. Transformers. Not that there's anything wrong with that. The sick bastards comment might have been a little harsh but it's too late to edit it out now.
              Beware of Dog

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              • cadaverdog
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Aug 2007
                • 8955

                Originally posted by chuckjitsu

                The joke was on him though as the sex I didn't have with anyone that night was out of love, whereas his sex later on with the hot twinkie was about money. in your face you rich fucker!!!
                Love or lust from watching dirty movies in your hotel room?
                Beware of Dog

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                • DONNIEP
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 13373

                  Originally posted by vandeleur
                  Just because DonniePompom Says its cheer leading doesnt make it true ........ I still got hundreds of GOAT is god tee shirts to get rid of after listening to him
                  And I got a box full of Texas Dick Slings I still need to move.
                  American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                  • DONNIEP
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 13373

                    Originally posted by Angel
                    Including your daughter???
                    I should clarify that statement: College cheerleaders.
                    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                    • DONNIEP
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 13373

                      Originally posted by Angel
                      I think every man who fuck a woman up the ass should have to experience a dido up there's...slammed HARD.
                      Well, I wasn't talking about forced back door entry. And if a chick wants it in the pooper who am I to say no?
                      American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                      • Northern Girl
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 3956

                        Dave always said he stole from everywhere and everyone...he put it all together into one unique and entertaining performance...it's brilliant. EOS.
                        Same ole song and dance...

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                        • DavidLeeNatra
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 10704

                          Originally posted by Northern Girl
                          Dave always said he stole from everywhere and everyone...he put it all together into one unique and entertaining performance...it's brilliant. EOS.
                          Thank you for driving this thread a bit out of the "backdoor"...

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                          • cadaverdog
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 8955

                            Originally posted by Angel
                            I think every man who fuck a woman up the ass should have to experience a dido up there's...slammed HARD.
                            No thanks. I almost sat on an large bolt sticking out of the concrete in a garage of a house I was helping build. if I had sat down a few inches forward that fucker would have gone right up my ass. I probably would have bled to death by the time paramedics arrived.
                            Beware of Dog

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                            • cadaverdog
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 8955

                              Originally posted by DONNIEP
                              And I got a box full of Texas Dick Slings I still need to move.
                              Got any in extra large?
                              Beware of Dog

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                              • Seshmeister
                                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                • Oct 2003
                                • 35163

                                Originally posted by DONNIEP
                                I'm buying another one this week! All steel Smith 5906. One of the guys in my family works at the local gun store so I can pick it up for 300 or so. You can never have too many guns.
                                Although I spotted your ad last year selling one of your shotguns.


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