Kristy Wonders What In The Fuck Is Wrong With Alie Ward

[Kristy]

For those of you who don't know who Alie Ward is (which would be all of you) she's basically a semi-hired but failed actress, painter, and something the who knows else fucktard. I've been watching her suffer on and off for a few years now and see she now landed herself a decent gig on morning Saturday pseudo-culture show for other fucktards who watch that shit. Her along with her monkey lesbian sidekick Georgia Hardstark pretty much do nothing but talk about themselves and how utterly dull it must be being a single 30-something girl living in the fast lane of L.A.


Alie and the Boy George demonstrating how they suck dick

Now this wouldn't be bad if they actually spoke to women. And, in a sense they do - through alcohol and what can only be described as lame tease porn. These girls have made drunkenness cute, so cute in fact that they so praise themselves for how shitfaced they are all the god damn time they'll soon look like the seat Susan Boyle sat in at Dodger Stadium on a 115 degree summer day (well, Georgia already does). Their recipes are not that bad - if you can afford them and want to live like some bohemian lesbian in a $5,000/m southern California loft. To me, Alie is just throwing her life and what can be considered a "career" away. To be honest, her fame really astounds me. She has it somewhat but no one can for sure why. Think Paris Hilton who opens her legs for drunken girls and you have Alie. Her she is in some sort of weird "role play" pantomime giving another one of her better recipes that could kill a diabetic in three seconds flat.. All I can say is God speed, Alie. God speed.

[cadaverdog]

Who watches shit like that? If there was a word for lamer than lame I'd use it to decribe that show. The SNL parody show Delicious Dish is more entertaining than that horseshit and it's supposed to be lame.

[Kristy]

I watch "shit like that" you chronically unemployed, over 50, still living with your mother bag of shit

[cadaverdog]

I watch "shit like that" you chronically unemployed, over 50, still living with your mother bag of shit

My mother died ten years ago bitch and I'll bet I've worked a shitload more hours than you ever will. I was out of work for a while but I took every shitty job I was offered and worked them until I was either laid off or I couldn't deal with their bullshit any longer and quit. The only reason I'm not working now is because I have heart problems as if that was any of your fucking business you piss burnt hag. You have no class or taste. I hope a semi runs over your piece of shit soccer mom car or whatever you call that Japanese piece of shit and puts you out of your misery soon. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

[Anonymous]

piece of shit soccer mom car or whatever you call that Japanese piece of shit.

A Prius?

[twonabomber]

She's gone corporate.

[Kristy]

She's worse than corporate.


Von is corporate. As is Sesh. Those filthy whores.

[Kristy]

You have no class or taste. I hope a semi runs over your piece of shit soccer mom car or whatever you call that Japanese piece of shit and puts you out of your misery soon. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

Oh your mother is alive. You've been living in her basement since you were 8. Oh, and least I can afford a car. That alone is class. Don't be angry. I'm sure your social worker can help you with bus schedules if you ask her nicely.

[cadaverdog]

Oh your mother is alive. You've been living in her basement since you were 8. Oh, and least I can afford a car. That alone is class. Don't be angry. I'm sure your social worker can help you with bus schedules if you ask her nicely.

You have no idea what class is. You proved that with your first statement.

[Kristy]

Really? For a man over 50 and hardly ever employed who goes on the internet and boast about how he fucks socks shouldn't be one to tell others what class is.

[cadaverdog]

Really? For a man over 50 and hardly ever employed who goes on the internet and boast about how he fucks socks shouldn't be one to tell others what class is.

FYI cunt. I was employed up until the day my doctor told me I needed to quit. I continued to work after I was diagnosed with congestive heart failure because I wasn't told not to. As far as sock fucking goes I'd rather fuck a sock than a no class pissed off at the world dried up cunt like you.

[Kristy]

Dude, you couldn't fuck a wall socket. Moreover, who would ever want to fuck a wretched, F A T, still living with his parents loser such as you?

Do society a favor and hurry up with the CHF, okay?

[cadaverdog]

Moreover, who would ever want to fuck a wretched, F A T, still living with his parents loser such as you?

You're just jealous because your parents disowned you at birth.

[Kristy]

Yeah, that's it, asshole. I'm jealous.

[cadaverdog]

Yeah, that's it, asshole. I'm jealous.

I bet you are but your parents made the right decision. Although your dad's idea of putting you in a burlap bag with a couple big rocks and throwing you into the Colorado River wasn't bad either.