Kristy Wonders What In The Fuck Is Wrong With Alie Ward

[Kristy]

For those of you who don't know who Alie Ward is (which would be all of you) she's basically a semi-hired but failed actress, painter, and something the who knows else fucktard. I've been watching her suffer on and off for a few years now and see she now landed herself a decent gig on morning Saturday pseudo-culture show for other fucktards who watch that shit. Her along with her monkey lesbian sidekick Georgia Hardstark pretty much do nothing but talk about themselves and how utterly dull it must be being a single 30-something girl living in the fast lane of L.A.


Alie and the Boy George demonstrating how they suck dick

Now this wouldn't be bad if they actually spoke to women. And, in a sense they do - through alcohol and what can only be described as lame tease porn. These girls have made drunkenness cute, so cute in fact that they so praise themselves for how shitfaced they are all the god damn time they'll soon look like the seat Susan Boyle sat in at Dodger Stadium on a 115 degree summer day (well, Georgia already does). Their recipes are not that bad - if you can afford them and want to live like some bohemian lesbian in a $5,000/m southern California loft. To me, Alie is just throwing her life and what can be considered a "career" away. To be honest, her fame really astounds me. She has it somewhat but no one can for sure why. Think Paris Hilton who opens her legs for drunken girls and you have Alie. Her she is in some sort of weird "role play" pantomime giving another one of her better recipes that could kill a diabetic in three seconds flat.. All I can say is God speed, Alie. God speed.

[cadaverdog]

Who watches shit like that? If there was a word for lamer than lame I'd use it to decribe that show. The SNL parody show Delicious Dish is more entertaining than that horseshit and it's supposed to be lame.

[Kristy]

I watch "shit like that" you chronically unemployed, over 50, still living with your mother bag of shit

[cadaverdog]

I watch "shit like that" you chronically unemployed, over 50, still living with your mother bag of shit

My mother died ten years ago bitch and I'll bet I've worked a shitload more hours than you ever will. I was out of work for a while but I took every shitty job I was offered and worked them until I was either laid off or I couldn't deal with their bullshit any longer and quit. The only reason I'm not working now is because I have heart problems as if that was any of your fucking business you piss burnt hag. You have no class or taste. I hope a semi runs over your piece of shit soccer mom car or whatever you call that Japanese piece of shit and puts you out of your misery soon. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

[Anonymous]

piece of shit soccer mom car or whatever you call that Japanese piece of shit.

A Prius?

[twonabomber]

She's gone corporate.

[Kristy]

She's worse than corporate.


Von is corporate. As is Sesh. Those filthy whores.

[Kristy]

You have no class or taste. I hope a semi runs over your piece of shit soccer mom car or whatever you call that Japanese piece of shit and puts you out of your misery soon. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

Oh your mother is alive. You've been living in her basement since you were 8. Oh, and least I can afford a car. That alone is class. Don't be angry. I'm sure your social worker can help you with bus schedules if you ask her nicely.

[cadaverdog]

Oh your mother is alive. You've been living in her basement since you were 8. Oh, and least I can afford a car. That alone is class. Don't be angry. I'm sure your social worker can help you with bus schedules if you ask her nicely.

You have no idea what class is. You proved that with your first statement.

[Kristy]

Really? For a man over 50 and hardly ever employed who goes on the internet and boast about how he fucks socks shouldn't be one to tell others what class is.

[cadaverdog]

Really? For a man over 50 and hardly ever employed who goes on the internet and boast about how he fucks socks shouldn't be one to tell others what class is.

FYI cunt. I was employed up until the day my doctor told me I needed to quit. I continued to work after I was diagnosed with congestive heart failure because I wasn't told not to. As far as sock fucking goes I'd rather fuck a sock than a no class pissed off at the world dried up cunt like you.

[Kristy]

Dude, you couldn't fuck a wall socket. Moreover, who would ever want to fuck a wretched, F A T, still living with his parents loser such as you?

Do society a favor and hurry up with the CHF, okay?

[cadaverdog]

Moreover, who would ever want to fuck a wretched, F A T, still living with his parents loser such as you?

You're just jealous because your parents disowned you at birth.

[Kristy]

Yeah, that's it, asshole. I'm jealous.

[cadaverdog]

Yeah, that's it, asshole. I'm jealous.

I bet you are but your parents made the right decision. Although your dad's idea of putting you in a burlap bag with a couple big rocks and throwing you into the Colorado River wasn't bad either.

[VAiN]

That coffee drink is a good idea.

[Jimmy Page]

I bet you are but your parents made the right decision. Although your dad's idea of putting you in a burlap bag with a couple big rocks and throwing you into the Colorado River wasn't bad either.

Hello, Mr. Dog.

It was not the Colorado River. It would have been the Thames.

All my best,

JPP

[Kristy]

That coffee drink is a good idea.

It is.

[cadaverdog]

That coffee drink is a good idea.

Drinking that the way they made it would affect me like snorting a big line of meth and taking a couple shots would. Substitute regular vodka for the espresso vodka and I could dig it on a cold day.

[cadaverdog]

Hello, Mr. Dog.

It was not the Colorado River. It would have been the Thames.

All my best,

JPP

I forgot you were her daddy Jimmy. The Thames or Loch Ness?

[FORD]

I forgot you were her daddy Jimmy. The Thames or Loch Ness?

I would have thought it was Elliot Bay actually.

[cadaverdog]

I would have thought it was Elliot Bay actually.

Wherever it was it was a damn good idea. But you know what they say, it's never too late. Just have to get a bigger burlap sack.

[Angel]

Oh your mother is alive. You've been living in her basement since you were 8. Oh, and least I can afford a car. That alone is class. Don't be angry. I'm sure your social worker can help you with bus schedules if you ask her nicely.

Yeah...you're a real class act...

[Kristy]

The best.

[Angel]

...representative of white trash in America...

[Kristy]

Exactly. In frozen hillbilly land, too. I've pointed out time and time again how white trash you are, didn't I?

[Nitro Express]

No no no. You must embrace the white guilt being sold today and try and go as native as possible. If you are really cooking with gasoline you pass your white ass off as black and get a job with the NAACP.

[Nitro Express]

What cracks me up is the pope comes over here and makes Junipero Serra the guy in California who tortured the natives and enslaved them a saint. All the liberal media thinks this pope is great. Shows how stupid people really are. All of this white guilt and oh how we should be ashamed of our ancestors and we must pay then the white ass jesuit pope come over and makes a guy who created huge atrocities against native Americans and woo hoo! Yeah baby! The pope is here! Look at him ride around in his cute little Fiat.

[Satan]

[Kristy]

This entire place is just one Bob Seger/Kid Rock song away from all-out white trash.

Q: How many times a day does Angel masturbate to her Skynyrd poster?

[Kristy]

Speaking of masturbative images...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Speaking of masturbative images...

odd, you don't look happy

[cadaverdog]

odd, you don't look happy

That's because she never is. Something doesn't add up about her. She's a pot head but she's angry all the time. I think she's a narc.

[Kristy]

odd, you don't look happy

Like a Green Bay Packers fan.

[Angel]

That's because she never is. Something doesn't add up about her. She's a pot head but she's angry all the time. I think she's a narc.

I have a client that gets angry when she smokes weed. Drug induced psychopathy and schizophrenia is a bitch...

[Kristy]

Didja read that, 'faggerslob? (Alleged) social worker(s) hate their clients.

That must have done wonders for your non-existent self-esteem.

[cadaverdog]

I have a client that gets angry when she smokes weed. Drug induced psychopathy and schizophrenia is a bitch...

The smoke my roommate got from the dispensaries in So Cal started making me have mild panic attacks. I thought it was just me but I found out a few months ago that can be a common side effect of high grade marijuana. If smoking weed starts fucking with my head everytime I smoke it I'll just quit smoking it.

[Kristy]

Pussy.

[cadaverdog]

Didja read that, 'faggerslob? (Alleged) social worker(s) hate their clients.

Faggerslob's probably the weakest insult I've heard since elementary school. Yes, I read Angel's post. Obviously you didn't. What's up with your obsession with social workers?

[cadaverdog]

Pussy.

No thanks. I wouldn't fuck you with your dick.