By Booking Donald Trump, ‘SNL’ Looks Like the Biggest Loser

[DONNIEP]

As far as I'm concerned you're all illegals...

We stole this land, fair and square. It's not like the Injuns were building malls. So we came in and took it. Therefore it is ours. And we've done pretty well with it. Of course, the Democrats have shit all over the cities they own. They toss stacks of cash at cities like Baltimore and Chitcago and on and on. But I'm lying about that too, right? DC is a liberal utopia, right?

It really is too bad we didn't win that damn war. Ford could have the rest of North America and we'd be just fine without the rest of the country fucking around in our business.

[Nitro Express]

Power does what it wants in this world. End of story. He who kicks ass rules.

[Nitro Express]

I haven't seen SNL in many years and tbh most of the clips I have seen come across as very over rated at least to a foreigner but I get it's place in the comedy pantheon and all the great people that have come out of this show over the years.

Since it is scripted in advance this has to be a horrible idea unless they have worked out a way to rip him him to bits without him even realizing which given his immense ego is possible. If that isn't the case and it goes as I suspect it may then they should cancel SNL afterwards and never look back...

Yup SNL's best days are in the rear view mirror. Trump has been on SNL before. More than once I think. It's all about ratings and ratings are $$$$$$$. That's why Trump is booked.

[Nitro Express]

The Trump douche

[cadaverdog]

Anyway why are you worrying about the cost of immigrants getting emergency healthcare while being totally fine with some twat skimming literally hundreds of millions of taxpayers dollars by manipulating government grants and subsidies?

How would you feel if 9 million Spaniards snuck into Scotland and decided to stay but don't feel it necessary to respect your country, your flag or your laws?

[cadaverdog]

I got a great idea. Let's tell all the illegals in the U S they're more than welcome to move to Scotland without bothering to go through legal channels to become citizens or going through the hassle of learning the language. Sounds good to me.

[vandeleur]

This immigration talk definitely has cdog more animated than normal

[DONNIEP]

This illegal alien issue is a serious issue Vandy! Dammit man they derker derrrrr!!!

[cadaverdog]

This immigration talk definitely has cdog more animated than normal

I don't hate illegal aliens but I doubt you'd find too many people that weren't illegals or children of illegals who live in areas that have been over ran by them that don't think they'd be better off if they deported everyone of them. How would you feel if millions of immigrants come into the UK illegally and started reproducing like rabbits until you were the minority in your own country? That's what happened in Southern California. Why do you think the voters in a state as liberal as California is passed a law to deny illegal aliens services meant for legal residents? Even the liberals in California know they'd be better off if all the illegal aliens were shipped back to wherever they came from.

[DONNIEP]

Let's see what Early thinks about all this illegal immigration:

[vandeleur]

I don't hate illegal aliens but I doubt you'd find too many people that weren't illegals or children of illegals who live in areas that have been over ran by them that don't think they'd be better off if they deported everyone of them. How would you feel if millions of immigrants come into the UK illegally and started reproducing like rabbits until you were the minority in your own country? That's what happened in Southern California. Why do you think the voters in a state as liberal as California is passed a law to deny illegal aliens services meant for legal residents? Even the liberals in California know they'd be better off if all the illegal aliens were shipped back to wherever they came from.

Me with my Scottish grandfather and Irish great grandfather who came over during the war ..... Mmmmm I would go live in Canada. To cold for immigrants there

If it helps the fact you bombed the bejesus out of the guys you gave guns to the last time are all coming to live in the UK now.
But hey am sure there is a statistic that shows no country ever suffered financially because of immigration.

Face it dog you're the Roman Empire these guys are the people picking over what's left of your past it decadent falling empire. Move over gracefully , learn Chinese and get used to working for pennies

[BITEYOASS]

SNL hasn't been good since the days of Chris Farley and Phil Hartman.

[DONNIEP]

Me with my Scottish grandfather and Irish great grandfather who came over during the war ..... Mmmmm I would go live in Canada. To cold for immigrants there

If it helps the fact you bombed the bejesus out of the guys you gave guns to the last time are all coming to live in the UK now.
But hey am sure there is a statistic that shows no country ever suffered financially because of immigration.

Face it dog you're the Roman Empire these guys are the people picking over what's left of your past it decadent falling empire. Move over gracefully , learn Chinese and get used to working for pennies

So what you're saying is...you're a homosaxual? Or are you a Mexican? Either way I know you want to take our jobs!

[vandeleur]

I'm poking the bear , I mean dog.
You know how patriotic he is , me nah not so much.
Am a Geordie

[vandeleur]

These jobs everybody is stealing now adays any good one ?
Do you sneak up and put it in a bag and sneak off with said job ?
And if am Mexican can I grow the little skinny little Richard tache ? I couldn't grow the big Mexican bandit one.

[DONNIEP]

These jobs everybody is stealing now adays any good one ?
Do you sneak up and put it in a bag and sneak off with said job ?
And if am Mexican can I grow the little skinny little Richard tache ? I couldn't grow the big Mexican bandit one.

Hell yes they're good jobs. Jobs like picking cotton and picking tobacco. That stuff ain't gonna pick itself! Now if we had some people who would do that work for free then we wouldn't have to worry about these damn illegals takin our jobs!! Dammit they derker derrrr!!!

[vandeleur]

Your stuff makes more sense now I've watched the video clips hahaha

[Nickdfresh]

These jobs everybody is stealing now adays any good one ?
Do you sneak up and put it in a bag and sneak off with said job ?
And if am Mexican can I grow the little skinny little Richard tache ? I couldn't grow the big Mexican bandit one.

They've locked cdog out of his lettuce picking gig...

[DONNIEP]

Your stuff makes more sense now I've watched the video clips hahaha

We should have the took our jobs clip playing on a loop in this thread. And there's a Squidbillies clip for just about any topic.

[cadaverdog]

They've locked cdog out of his lettuce picking gig...

Why is it that some people can't fathom the idea illegal aliens don't just pick fruit or vegetables or work on landscaping/gardening crews here anymore?

[cadaverdog]

If it helps the fact you bombed the bejesus out of the guys you gave guns to the last time are all coming to live in the UK now.

Can you repeat that in English?

[cadaverdog]

They've locked cdog out of his lettuce picking gig...

You've got nothing to worry about Nick. They're not taking any sucking dick for gas money at the local laundromat jobs.

[cadaverdog]

But hey am sure there is a statistic that shows no country ever suffered financially because of immigration.

Face it dog you're the Roman Empire these guys are the people picking over what's left of your past it decadent falling empire.

If there is Ford will find it.
Did the Roman liberals hand Rome over to the invading hordes too?

[vandeleur]

Can you repeat that in English?

Not so you would comprehend

[vandeleur]

If there is Ford will find it.
Did the Roman liberals hand Rome over to the invading hordes too?

No , they didn't read books

[vandeleur]

Wow dog is prickly , love it hahaha

[Nitro Express]

How would you feel if 9 million Spaniards snuck into Scotland and decided to stay but don't feel it necessary to respect your country, your flag or your laws?

Why in the hell would anyone in Spain trade their weather, music, food, and wine for what's in Scotland?

[Nitro Express]

SNL hasn't been good since the days of Chris Farley and Phil Hartman.

I agree and sadly Hartman got shot by his crazy ass bitch and Farley ate and drug binged himself to death.

[Nitro Express]

Me with my Scottish grandfather and Irish great grandfather who came over during the war ..... Mmmmm I would go live in Canada. To cold for immigrants there

If it helps the fact you bombed the bejesus out of the guys you gave guns to the last time are all coming to live in the UK now.
But hey am sure there is a statistic that shows no country ever suffered financially because of immigration.

Face it dog you're the Roman Empire these guys are the people picking over what's left of your past it decadent falling empire. Move over gracefully , learn Chinese and get used to working for pennies

Actually the nation who has a young population who aren't a bunch of dumbasses will rule next. Demographically that could be India or Iran. The west is aging and China created a nation of more men than women due to their stupid one child policy. Maybe there won't be any dominant super power maybe the world will be a little more even keeled. Everyone eventually will have nukes to rattle at each other.

[DONNIEP]

Actually the nation who has a young population who aren't a bunch of dumbasses will rule next. Demographically that could be India or Iran. The west is aging and China created a nation of more men than women due to their stupid one child policy. Maybe there won't be any dominant super power maybe the world will be a little more even keeled. Everyone eventually will have nukes to rattle at each other.

I want a nuke. Actually I want a dozen ICBMs. Hell, even just a missile silo with a deactivated missile would be good enough for me. But I want the launch control room fully functional and I want it to have a kick ass sound system that can recreate sound of a real missile launch. That way I could get good and drunk and pretend to nuke the Soviets.

[Seshmeister]

So was SNL totally shitty tonight as predicted?

[DONNIEP]

So was SNL totally shitty tonight as predicted?

I don't think it comes on until later. I haven't watched it regularly since the late 70s/early 80s.

[DONNIEP]

Ok yeah it comes on at 11:30 so that's a little over an hour from now. I think Trump will do fine. He has to be better than Hill Dawg.

[DONNIEP]

They're running am episode from '76 right now. Damn I forgot how hot Jane Curtin was.

[cadaverdog]

Why in the hell would anyone in Spain trade their weather, music, food, and wine for what's in Scotland?

So the men can wear skirts and not be called putos?

[DONNIEP]

The Band was the musical guest. They just played The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down. They couldn't play that these days in this pussified country.

[FORD]

Not to mention half of those guys are dead now

[DONNIEP]

Yeah and that sucks. Man that was a great group of musicians.

[DONNIEP]

Huh, Robbie wrote that song. A Canadian singing about the CSA. See - the South was right!

[Angel]

Me with my Scottish grandfather and Irish great grandfather who came over during the war ..... Mmmmm I would go live in Canada. To cold for immigrants there

If it helps the fact you bombed the bejesus out of the guys you gave guns to the last time are all coming to live in the UK now.
But hey am sure there is a statistic that shows no country ever suffered financially because of immigration.

Face it dog you're the Roman Empire these guys are the people picking over what's left of your past it decadent falling empire. Move over gracefully , learn Chinese and get used to working for pennies

We're bringing in 25000 Syrian refugees.. it's not as cold as the 'Muricans claim up here...they're just pussies...