By Booking Donald Trump, ‘SNL’ Looks Like the Biggest Loser

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carsonnjc.jpg

Really?! wow. Trump will tweat this out.

[DONNIEP]

This is what drug dealers/smugglers are supposed to look like:



See - cool expensive clothes, Rico's got his jewelry, Crockett's got his Rolex on and probably carrying a big ass Smith & Wesson .45, and he's got a huge power boat. That's how you do it - not hunkered down in some shit hole in Mexico!

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I used to own a jacket like Crockett's. Mine was pastel yellow.
Pretty gay when I look back on it! But at the time.......

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carsonnjc.jpg

Really?! wow. Trump will tweat this out.

Yeah that's a portrait of Ben Carson and Jesus hanging in Ben's house. You're not hallucinating .

[DONNIEP]

Yeah that's a portrait of Ben Carson and Jesus hanging in Ben's house. You're not hallucinating .

First off, there's only one true Black Jesus and he's Ned The Wino on Good Times.

Second, what's in Black Jesus's hand? Is that pot? It's hard to see.

[DONNIEP]

I used to own a jacket like Crockett's. Mine was pastel yellow.
Pretty gay when I look back on it! But at the time.......

You gotta have a really serious tan to pull off a pastel yellow jacket. Personally I don't like yellow but the other colors are kick ass.

I hate winter. I done got all worked up now and want to go raise hell around town with the top down and blasting Smuggler's Blues!

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First off, there's only one true Black Jesus and he's Ned The Wino on Good Times.

Second, what's in Black Jesus's hand? Is that pot? It's hard to see.

Yes weed. Someone's attempt at photoshop humor.

[FORD]

First off, there's only one true Black Jesus

[DONNIEP]

Blasphemy! Do not deny the true Black Jesus!

[cadaverdog]

Yeah but you only have maybe a couple hundred thousand illegals. We have around 13 million. Dog's not griping about the legal immigrants. He's complaining about the illegals who jump the border and then do get access to some welfare programs. All of their kids get free education and free food and if the mom pops another out while she's here then welfare programs available to her increase greatly.

So what we need to do is seal the damn border and come up with some sort of reasonable path to citizenship for the illegals that are already here who want to be here legally. Ship all the ones convicted of other crimes back to Dirtville. But that won't happen either because it would piss off too many of the Latinos who can legally vote and well you can't have that. So basically what we will do is nothing and let the problem get worse and worse each year.

Donnie's right but he's not exactly right about my feelings on the subject as far why I don't want all these wetbacks over here. It's what happens to the areas they basically invade that really pisses me off. I voted against giving free services intended for legal residents because I saw that as a way to deter other wetbacks from coming here and might convince some of the ones here already to leave. I might not feel this way if more of them showed a little respect for the US considering they're living and working here. I don't think the majority of them come here to collect welfare or commit crimes. I think they come here to make a better life for them and/or their families. But we can't employ every Mexican or South American that wants to come here without taking jobs away from legal residents.

[vandeleur]

You had me at donnie's right ... Comedy gold right there.
Who wants to live in a world where donnie's right can be in a sentence

[DONNIEP]

You had me at donnie's right ... Comedy gold right there.
Who wants to live in a world where donnie's right can be in a sentence

I think it's the first time I've ever seen it myself!

[vandeleur]

Hahaha

[cadaverdog]

We got our land the same way all colonizers do...through the Papal Bull known as the Doctrine of Discovery...

And have you ever toured Canada? We have plenty of Mexicans here, and Phillipino, Indian, Afghani, Brits, Frogs, Africans, etc. We're a multi-cultural nation Dawg...

Did they sneak across your border or did they enter the country legally and do what they needed to stay there legally? Did they come there a few at a time or did they sneak over there one right after the other 24/7, 365 days a year?

[cadaverdog]

I think it's the first time I've ever seen it myself!

I'll remember that next time.

[cadaverdog]

I really don't need to discuss illegal aliens anymore. The only other real American that has commented on it agrees with Mr Trump and myself.

[FORD]

This is what drug dealers/smugglers are supposed to look like:


See - cool expensive clothes, Rico's got his jewelry, Crockett's got his Rolex on and probably carrying a big ass Smith & Wesson .45, and he's got a huge power boat. That's how you do it - not hunkered down in some shit hole in Mexico!

But those weren't drug smugglers. They were cops pretending to be drug smugglers.

The guys who were actually smuggling drugs in through Miami looked like this......

[Angel]

Did they sneak across your border or did they enter the country legally and do what they needed to stay there legally? Did they come there a few at a time or did they sneak over there one right after the other 24/7, 365 days a year?

We keep the majority of the illegals out or send them back....there are still some that manage to slip through, most of them Americans. (I keed...sort of). If we bordered a 3rd world country I'm sure that task would be much harder...

[DONNIEP]

Dammit Ford - don't post old guys in my sexy drug dealer guy thread!

You guys seriously need to watch the documentary Cocaine Cowboys, the first one. The real smugglers did live like Crockett's alter ego. The smugglers had it made. No shoot outs, no arrests, well not up until one of the dealers ratted them out. Man those guys had it made. And all they had to do was bring the stuff in. They were making hundreds of millions of bucks solely for transporting the goods. The story one of them tells about pulling a DEA interdiction boat in to the marina while he's got a boat load of cocaine under his feet is unreal.

[DONNIEP]

We keep the majority of the illegals out or send them back....there are still some that manage to slip through, most of them Americans. (I keed...sort of). If we bordered a 3rd world country I'm sure that task would be much harder...

See, keeping them out and sending them back is a no no here. Most people here would consider Canada's policy racist. I mean, what nation in 2015 actually tries to enforce its immigration laws and takes its sovereignty seriously??

[Seshmeister]

[vandeleur]

I really don't need to discuss illegal aliens anymore. The only other real American that has commented on it agrees with Mr Trump and myself.

This pretty much nails my opinions on the subject , from a uk stance obviously :

’m not going to waste your time or patronise you by preaching the benefits of immigration. Instead, I want to ask you this. Who has caused our country most problems: the bankers who plunged us into economic disaster, the expenses-milking politicians who have the cheek to lecture us on benefit fraud, the wealthy tax-dodgers keeping 25 billion (pounds) a year from the Exchequer; the poverty wage-paying bosses and rip-off rent-charging landlords; or Indian nurses and Polish fruit pickers?” Owen Jones

[Angel]

Donnie's right but he's not exactly right about my feelings on the subject as far why I don't want all these wetbacks over here. It's what happens to the areas they basically invade that really pisses me off. I voted against giving free services intended for legal residents because I saw that as a way to deter other wetbacks from coming here and might convince some of the ones here already to leave. I might not feel this way if more of them showed a little respect for the US considering they're living and working here. I don't think the majority of them come here to collect welfare or commit crimes. I think they come here to make a better life for them and/or their families. But we can't employ every Mexican or South American that wants to come here without taking jobs away from legal residents.

Please tell me what your heritage is so I can use derogatory terms when talking to you...

[cadaverdog]

Please tell me what your heritage is so I can use derogatory terms when talking to you...

I'm Canadian. Give it your best shot. If you're insinuating I call all Mexicans wetbacks or that I don't like Mexicans you're wrong. My uncle is married to a Mexican woman and has at least six half Mexican children that I get along fine with and they feel the same way I do about illegals. My aunt calls them wetters. Her parents entered this country legally.
BTW You have alreay used derogatory remarks against my heritage. I'm an American not a "Murican" ya hypocritic Canuck.

[FORD]

[cadaverdog]

First off, there's only one true Black Jesus and he's Ned The Wino on Good Times.

Second, what's in Black Jesus's hand? Is that pot? It's hard to see.

Crack.

[Angel]

I'm Canadian. Give it your best shot. If you're insinuating I call all Mexicans wetbacks or that I don't like Mexicans you're wrong. My uncle is married to a Mexican woman and has at least six half Mexican children that I get along fine with and they feel the same way I do about illegals. My aunt calls them wetters. Her parents entered this country legally.
BTW You have alreay used derogatory remarks against my heritage. I'm an American not a "Murican" ya hypocritic Canuck.

For the record...Canuck is not an insult. And 'Murican is how GWB pronounces it.

[cadaverdog]

For the record...Canuck is not an insult. And 'Murican is how GWB pronounces it.

Too bad. I meant it to be. I don't care who pronounces it that way you meant it as an insult when you posted it. As far as your image goes if those guys wanted land some other tribe they killed them and took it. We went to war with Mexico over what is now the southwestern part of the U S. We won. Now a bunch of liberals most of whom don't even live there think we should just forget about that and let Mexico have it back. That's exactly what's gonna happen if we don't do something about it now. You don't seem to have a problem with Canada deporting illegals. Why shouldn't we?

[FORD]

[cadaverdog]

By posting this shit you're actually proving my point. Those Indians would have shot anybody trying to sneak across their border. If they were liberal Indians they'd let anyone who snuck across their border stay and invite them to join the tribe. They didn't. Why should we?

[cadaverdog]

Whatever you do Ford don't compare these guys to you. You wouldn't be carrying a gun or defending your territory. That's not the liberal way.

[Angel]

By posting this shit you're actually proving my point. Those Indians would have shot anybody trying to sneak across their border. If they were liberal Indians they'd let anyone who snuck across their border stay and invite them to join the tribe. They didn't. Why should we?

To start with...those aren't Indians.

2nd...it depends on the "tribe". Many were welcoming to strangers....

[vandeleur]

To start with...those aren't Indians.

2nd...it depends on the "tribe". Many were welcoming to strangers....

Don't you will confuse him , he thinks John ford movies and the Wild West is historically accurate.
It's entertaining ..... Sometimes

[FORD]

Whatever you do Ford don't compare these guys to you. You wouldn't be carrying a gun or defending your territory. That's not the liberal way.

You mean like FDR, the Liberal who first defeated the domestic fascism, and the Great Depression it caused, and then defeated the foreign fascists (who were funded by the domestic fascists) in World War II.

Yeah, what a hippie

[FORD]

[cadaverdog]

To start with...those aren't Indians.

I realize the white man or whatever color they were thought they were in the West Indies and called them Indians by mistake but they obviously don't have a problem with that term because they called the Native American version of the NAACP the American Indian Movement. http://aimovement.org/

[cadaverdog]

You mean like FDR, the Liberal who first defeated the domestic fascism, and the Great Depression it caused, and then defeated the foreign fascists (who were funded by the domestic fascists) in World War II.

You ain't no FDR. You've stated we don't need a standing army on several occaisons. If you had been president when the Japs bombed Pearl Harbor you probably would have offered citizenship to any of the Japs that got shot down and survived.

[cadaverdog]

To start with...those aren't Indians.

2nd...it depends on the "tribe". Many were welcoming to strangers....

Many weren't. Why do you keep defending illegal aliens rights here when you've already admitted your country deports illegal aliens that make it across the border there? If you're so pro illegal immigrant you should be writing whoever the fuck represents you and tell them to quit deporting illegal aliens there. If you don't you're just another shit talking hypocrite.

[FORD]

You ain't no FDR. You've stated we don't need a standing army on several occaisons.

I stated no such thing. I merely quoted Thomas Jefferson, one of those "founding fathers" dudes, who did in fact say exactly that. And said it repeatedly......

"There are instruments so dangerous to the rights of the nation and which place them so totally at the mercy of their governors that those governors, whether legislative or executive, should be restrained from keeping such instruments on foot but in well-defined cases. Such an instrument is a standing army." --Thomas Jefferson to David Humphreys, 1789. ME 7:323

"I do not like [in the new Federal Constitution] the omission of a Bill of Rights providing clearly and without the aid of sophisms for... protection against standing armies." --Thomas Jefferson to James Madison, 1787. ME 6:387

"Nor is it conceived needful or safe that a standing army should be kept up in time of peace for [defense against invasion]." --Thomas Jefferson: 1st Annual Message, 1801. ME 3:334

"Standing armies [are] inconsistent with [a people's] freedom and subversive of their quiet." --Thomas Jefferson: Reply to Lord North's Proposition, 1775. Papers 1:231

"The spirit of this country is totally adverse to a large military force." --Thomas Jefferson to Chandler Price, 1807. ME 11:160

"A distinction between the civil and military [is one] which it would be for the good of the whole to obliterate as soon as possible." --Thomas Jefferson: Answers to de Meusnier Questions, 1786. ME 17:90

"It is nonsense to talk of regulars. They are not to be had among a people so easy and happy at home as ours. We might as well rely on calling down an army of angels from heaven." --Thomas Jefferson to James Monroe, 1814. ME 14:207

"There shall be no standing army but in time of actual war." --Thomas Jefferson: Draft Virginia Constitution, 1776. Papers 1:363

"The Greeks and Romans had no standing armies, yet they defended themselves. The Greeks by their laws, and the Romans by the spirit of their people, took care to put into the hands of their rulers no such engine of oppression as a standing army. Their system was to make every man a soldier and oblige him to repair to the standard of his country whenever that was reared. This made them invincible; and the same remedy will make us so." --Thomas Jefferson to Thomas Cooper, 1814. ME 14:184

"Bonaparte... transferred the destinies of the republic from the civil to the military arm. Some will use this as a lesson against the practicability of republican government. I read it as a lesson against the danger of standing armies." --Thomas Jefferson to Samuel Adams, 1800. ME 10:154

The 2nd Amendment - often misinterpreted by gun nuts as an open invitation for individuals to own unlimited weapons and ammo - was in reality Jefferson's attempt to have a "well regulated militia" of citizens which could be called into battle if and when needed, thereby eliminating the need for a permanent standing military.

[Kristy]

The opening was a little slow but it picked up quick. Larry David calling Trump a racist to get the 5 grand was pretty funny.

It's god damn history repeating itself. Trump is the monkey mascot of decadence in American society. Remember when Rome fell? The patricians (i.e., Fox News) arranges these circuses to entertain the plebeian while society declines.