Billboard: Eddie Van Halen's Top Riffs

[WARF]

New from Billboard!

[Kristy]

I personally like the one he stole from that Tone-loc dude.

[Kristy]

Eddie is a fuckstain on the scrotum of Elton John. All those riffs blow worse than a Toto record being played at a rehab clinic. Rat Bat Jew was the best Purple riff and I fucking HATE metal.


Now, that is bad ass.

[cadaverdog]

How ironic. You dig a riff Deep Purple stole from Led Zep.

[Kristy]

Geesh~ just mention the word "fuckstain" and within seconds 'faggerslob shows up with another one of his worthless opinions By the way fuckstain, Zep stole that from:



You're still an idiot. What news.

[ZahZoo]

Why is it no one ever mentions his most played riff... Fire the singer..?

[cadaverdog]

Geesh~ just mention the word "fuckstain" and within seconds 'faggerslob shows up with another one of his worthless opinions By the way fuckstain, Zep stole that from:



You're still an idiot. What news.

And you're still a whiny cunt.

[Kristy]

And you're still a whiny cunt.

....and yet you're over 50 and single. Boggles the mind.

[cadaverdog]

....and yet you're over 50 and single. Boggles the mind.

By choice. I decided I wasn't going to get married ever a long time ago. I'd rather be dead than married to some whiney on the rag all the time bitch like you.

[Nigel]

When asked "What makes a good riff", Eddie said "POWER". That's not exactly right. There's all kinds of "power" that blows and goes nowhere.

It should be a catchy collection of notes that defines and drives the song. Blackmore "was" King of the Riffs" even when he wasn't stealing someone else's.

(btw, you 2 should go on a hiking expedition together in The Himalayas for a few months; you might find something in common.)