Keep those Syrian terrorists out of our fucking country!

[Angel]

The family of Alan Kurdi, the Syrian 'boy on the beach,' is coming to Canada - on the fast track. Damn shame we denied them previously. That boy would be alive today if we hadn't...

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/alan-ku...gees-1.3338703

[twonabomber]

I don't know. But xanadophone reminds me of Xanadu



I would fuck her until I literally dropped dead. Goddamn, my big toe just shot up in my boot!

She played Casino Rama the night after Dave did. Maybe he stuck around and hit dat!

[DONNIEP]

She played Casino Rama the night after Dave did. Maybe he stuck around and hit dat!

I don't think she's into gay guys

Seriously, she's still hot. But back in the day? She was on fire. I wanna see her cooch!!

[vandeleur]

I don't think she's into gay !!

You outing John travolta as a Hetro ???

[DONNIEP]

You outing John travolta as a Hetro ???

John Travolta is gayer than Freddie Mercury turned loose in a dildo store.

[DONNIEP]

I mean look at this - this is perfection. She's so hot I'd sit in the bathroom gazing into her eyes even if she was taking a shit.

[vandeleur]

I mean look at this - this is perfection. She's so hot I'd sit in the bathroom gazing into her eyes even if she was taking a shit.

Could do with some bigger tits tho .... Just saying.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Could do with some bigger tits tho .... Just saying.

and a sammich

[vandeleur]

and a sammich

My two fav things

[twonabomber]

I mean look at this - this is perfection. She's so hot I'd sit in the bathroom gazing into her eyes even if she was taking a shit.

When I first got a MIDI sequencer I came up with a version of "Physical" done NIN style. Shoulda saved that file.

[DONNIEP]

Could do with some bigger tits tho .... Just saying.

Ah. I don't mind smaller tits sometimes. I wanna see what's under that bikini bottom! I'm betting on a nicely trimmed early 80s bush. Not a full on 70s bush but the 80s intermediary version.

[VAiN]

You mean like pretty much how every immigrant came here?

And yes, they do take two years. No, they don't get a free ride. CNN interviewed one Syrian refugee working at Wal-Mart...

No. I don't think that's a very fair comparison.

Do you think 24 months are spent looking into the background of each refugee? I don't.

You're telling me this Syrian you saw came here, received zero assistance and found a job? I don't believe that at all. Do you think the tens of thousands coming will be like that guy?

[Seshmeister]

I would fuck her until I literally dropped dead. Goddamn, my big toe just shot up in my boot!

I'm sure it would be the best 20 seconds of her life...

[Nickdfresh]

No. I don't think that's a very fair comparison.

Do you think 24 months are spent looking into the background of each refugee? I don't.

Well then, go to 4:30 of the John Oliver
video:

You're telling me this Syrian you saw came here, received zero assistance and found a job? I don't believe that at all. Do you think the tens of thousands coming will be like that guy?

They have assistance from various private and govt refugee groups, so they will not get "zero assistance" since few refugees coming here do...

[jhale667]

Considering there WAS a terrorist attack on US soil today, I'm just gonna leave this here...

[jhale667]

[DONNIEP]

I'm sure it would be the best 20 seconds of her life...

20 seconds?? Are you joking? I'd crank off the first one in under 7 seconds. Anybody that could fuck that and last more than 10 seconds on the first go round is a fag!

[DONNIEP]

Hmm...That's kinda like the Black Lives Matter movement not giving two shits about all the black-on-black crime in this country.

[Seshmeister]

People that are left to fight over the little crumbs that fall off the table sometimes kill each other...

[WARF]

We could end the war on terror if we took Eddy Grant to Syria and everyone just held hands and sang Electric Avenue!

[DONNIEP]

People that are left to fight over the little crumbs that fall off the table sometimes kill each other...

If you think that's what's happening in our inner cities then you're mistaken. I'll have Von text you all the news reports from Detroit that show all the executions happening there for no reason at all. Here's how it goes down in Detroit:

Black couple rolls up to a fast food joint. Driver chick orders food. A black guy walks up and demands money from the black man in the passenger seat. That guy has no money to give him. Black guy outside the car blows the brains out of the passenger and walks off.

Here's another example:

A family stupidly stops at a gas station and the wife goes into the gas station to buy some shit. A guy comes up, sticks a pistol in the window of the van and blows the brains of the dad all over the van, in front of the kids. Wife comes out and sees the husband deader than hell. For what? Crumbs off the table? Yeah, not really.

The cities with the worst violence are and have been run by Democrats for years. I would actually find it laughable if people weren't dying in record numbers. But don't take my word for it - I'm a privileged Honkie. Go listen to David Carroll on YouTube.

[jhale667]

Hmm...That's kinda like the Black Lives Matter movement not giving two shits about all the black-on-black crime in this country.

Simnultaneously proving you easily fall for BS conservative tropes and have no understanding of the BLM movement. Not that either is at all shocking, but...


http://www.colorlines.com/content/fi...istical-truths

[jhale667]

[Angel]

Currently having an extremely interesting conversation with a gent who is in a refugee camp in Iraq. Originally from Damascus.

I'm just posting this to piss people off..

Sent from my LG-D852 using Tapatalk

[PETE'S BROTHER]

does he want you to send the necessary funds to secure your syrian lottery winnings?

[Angel]

does he want you to send the necessary funds to secure your syrian lottery winnings?

I said he was from Syria, not Nigeria.

He's in a UN camp in Iraq and has applied to come to Canada. I suspect he is from the LGBT community so will probably get fast-tracked...

[DONNIEP]

And we now have video of Angel's Internet pen pal refyougee:

[Anonymous]

Muslims, ISIS, Christians, Jews, Flying Spaghetti Monster... all the same. All bullshit. You people are sick, twisted & fucked.

[Angel]

Hey! You leave the flying spaghetti monster out of this!!!

Sent from my LG-D852 using Tapatalk

[Seshmeister]

I suspect he is from the LGBT community so will probably get fast-tracked...

You have a shortage?

[cadaverdog]

At least one of the two pieces of shit who murdered those people in Cali yesterday was a fucking Muslim. Who'd da thunk it? I wonder what kind of screening this cocksucker went through to come here.

[Nitro Express]

Muslims are muslims. The real enemy is corrupt politicians who don't safeguard our borders and crack down surveillance on citizens. It's part incompetence. It's part greed. It part some of them have an agenda that doesn't serve the best interest of the average citizen. Having partisan fag fights over everything solves nothing. Yes some Mulsims are dangerous and there is a legitimate problem there. So this love everyone hippie dip love fest is stupid. Time the get real and if you aren't real you are fucked.

[Nitro Express]

A maniac doesn't care if you think you are more caring than the average right wing fuckwit or agree that the United States is a pile of shit. He don't care. She don't care. You aren't part of the big club. You are an infidel. You are a piece of disposable shit Allah wants gone. Want to slag religion? Ok. Slag Islam. It's killed a lot more people than Christianity has lately. It's part of the Abraham fuck nut club. Oh and Merry Christmas! Tis the season.

[FORD]

Bottom line is that if these demented sick fucks couldn't get their hands on guns easily, the worst they could have done is throw copies of the Quran at people. Or stale donuts, given that the massacre was at some sort of company meeting.

The first amendment says you can't legislate religion. The second amendment does NOT say you cannot keep guns away from criminals and wackjobs, no matter how many billions of dollars that Wayne Little Penis and his fellow gun lobbyists spend to perpetuate that lie.

[DONNIEP]

Well, as much as I agree we need to tighten up background checks and all that, it's kind of hard to judge future intent. I've read reports today that say the killer was a nice guy. And then he went either ultra postal or jihadi. So unless you're a raving lunatic it's kinda hard to keep someone from buying a gun.

How's about this for a start, here's a concrete, real world suggestion: Maybe we should require gun purchasers to go through the same training and in depth FBI background check that us concealed carry permit holders have to go through. The whole process only costs 155 bucks in my state - and that number is fairly consistent in most states. I know the far right will scream "that there's infringifyin on my right to bear arms!" No, it's not. If you can't afford 150 bucks for the permit process then you can't afford to drop 300 to 800 bucks on that fancy new pistol you want. Or that new 800 buck AR. Of course, that wouldn't catch someone who is secretly plotting to do something really bad. But it would catch some people that a normal instant background check may not flag.

See? It ain't that hard to come up with solutions. It's getting the extreme left and the extreme right to stop screaming long enough to make it happen that's the issue. Why? Because neither side wants ANY change in the laws. If they did they'd shut the fuck up and let the people in the middle lead the way.

I'm Donnie and I approved this message. Vote for me and we'll make America bad ass again!!

[vandeleur]

Well, as much as I agree we need to tighten up background checks and all that, it's kind of hard to judge future intent. I've read reports today that say the killer was a nice guy. And then he went either ultra postal or jihadi. So unless you're a raving lunatic it's kinda hard to keep someone from buying a gun.

I cant buy one

[DONNIEP]

I cant buy one

No guns for you!! Which sucks cause the local gun store is running a special on 1911s and there ain't nothing bad asser than 230 grains of .45 ACP babayyy! That's what you call a conversation stopper.

[vandeleur]

No guns for you!! Which sucks cause the local gun store is running a special on 1911s and there ain't nothing bad asser than 230 grains of .45 ACP babayyy! That's what you call a conversation stopper.

Its a pity cos I like the idea of being hammered and shooting people , think how much it would save on my Taekwondo classes

[DONNIEP]

Its a pity cos I like the idea of being hammered and shooting people , think how much it would save on my Taekwondo classes

Ok, we'll let you have an air soft gun. I see that air soft wars or whatever guys call it when they go out and shoot their fake guns at each other are quite popular in the UK. Honestly I don't see the appeal in shooting other grown men with a little plastic bb that can't travel more than a few feet but I guess it's fun. Although they do get all dressed up in tactical gear and run about in the woods playing spec ops Army SEAL ninja warriors. So that's kinda cool.

[vandeleur]

paint ball ?