Here's what Anerica is gonna look like in a few years...

[jacksmar]

Jerksmear, you need to emancipate yourself from mental slavery.......

TARD, we got your socialist points. the godless black buffalo soldiers that killed indians should return their Medal of Honor awards to the Jews and pharaohs............

and jerksmear should smoke reefers while staring at a bob marley poster listening to acustic redemption songs.........

[Anonymous]

To me they are just people with weird religious habits, that usually smell bad.

This pretty much sums up my view of the vast majority of the populace.

[green bottle]

For the laaaaaaand of tuh-huh FAAAAAAAAAAAG...



... and tha hooooooooooomo of the... bronies.

salute!

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can you ponify this?

[Von Halen]

[Anonymous]

salute!

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can you ponify this?

Why the fuck would I do the bidding of an alias?

[Anonymous]

Now, be fair. If you're gonna call Muslims a bunch of superstitious retarded murderers, you gotta include Christians in the lot.

[DONNIEP]

Give it a couple hours and you'll have people posting these were not really Moozlimz that carried out these attacks but were either Christians, Chalkasians, or CIA operatives or Mossad secret soldiers.

[Von Halen]

Give it a couple hours and you'll have people posting these were not really Moozlimz that carried out these attacks but were either Christians, Chalkasians, or CIA operatives or Mossad secret soldiers.

You forgot the ones that are under the spell of Bush. They were really Bushlims.

[DONNIEP]

Now, be fair. If you're gonna call Muslims a bunch of superstitious retarded murderers, you gotta include Christians in the lot.

Izzy - we're talking modern times here. Not hundreds of years ago. There is no worldwide radical Christian terrorist network made up of different organizations that have the goal of wiping out Muslims and every single aspect of their culture.

And no, Ford, today's Klan does not count. A couple thousand retarded skin heads who think JC is on their Jew hating, Muslim hating, black hating side is not the same thing as ISIS or Al Qaeder.

[Anonymous]

Give it a couple hours and you'll have people posting these were not really Moozlimz that carried out these attacks but were either Christians, Chalkasians, or CIA operatives or Mossad secret soldiers.

Well, fuck those people.

If there's anything I hate more than a racist, is a fucking reverse racist.

Retards who are stupid enough to refuse to admit that minorities commit as much or more hate crimes than the chalkasians should be forcefully relocated to one of your world famous ghettos. Or to the middle-east.

[DONNIEP]

Well, fuck those people.

If there's anything I hate more than a racist, is a fucking reverse racist.

Retards who are stupid enough to refuse to admit that minorities commit as much or more hate crimes than the chalkasians should be forcefully relocated to one of your world famous ghettos. Or to the middle-east.

Our world famous ghettos are run almost exclusively by democrats. Guess they figured out how to keep the slavin days going after all.

[Anonymous]

Izzy - we're talking modern times here. Not hundreds of years ago. There is no worldwide radical Christian terrorist network made up of different organizations that have the goal of wiping out Muslims and every single aspect of their culture.

And no, Ford, today's Klan does not count. A couple thousand retarded skin heads who think JC is on their Jew hating, Muslim hating, black hating side is not the same thing as ISIS or Al Qaeder.

Donnie, unlike most of the retards here, I'm not crucifying you people while bending over backwards to make excuses for the Muslims. I have half a brain, at the very least.

The fact is, every single organized religion is directly responsible for all their members. You can't just take credit for the good things & disown the bad.

Banning religion is just fucking stupid. People will always feel the need to believe in some bullshit. they just can't get it through their thick skulls that we're alone, so they make up some father or mother figure that watches over us all. It's childish. It's weak. But that's how it is.

What we DO NOT NEED is organized religion. Do you really believe the higher ups at either Christian or Muslim communities believe the shit they're spouting? Do you really believe that the people in charge are dumb enough to let idealistic, gullible people rise through the ranks?

What you have is a handful of cynical bastards running the whole show, and you people give them money & do whatever they tell you to do without questioning.

As much as I like making fun of you, I'd never seriously oppress your beliefs. I'll make fun of them yeah, but I'd never force you to stop believing.

But here's a couple serious questions - do you need church? Do you need to have other people validating your beliefs? Do you really need to be a part of SOMEthing?

I'm fairly certain you could follow your own beliefs without any of the above.

Let people believe whatever the fuck they want. But trying to recruit other people into their own particular beliefs should be a crime.

[Anonymous]

Our world famous ghettos are run almost exclusively by democrats. Guess they figured out how to keep the slavin days going after all.

No, they're PROTECTING those minorities from the big bad whitey.

[DONNIEP]

No, they're PROTECTING those minorities from the big bad whitey.

You should go watch David Carroll's take on it. That brother don't have any problem explaining to the masses how the democrats keep those slave chains from getting rusty. And it's not just blacks they've enslaved in their ghettos. It's blacks, whites, Asians, Muslims or middle easterners or whatever, Martians, gays, straights, Trannies - you name it. They keep these cities on the verge of collapse and the idiots who live there keep right on voting for them. The Massah done figured out how to keep his people in line.

[Von Halen]

There is an organization of catholic priests that run a network of terror, or tearor©, on little boys assholes.

Are they Christian?

[DONNIEP]

There is an organization of catholic priests that run a network of terror, or tearor©, on little boys assholes.

Are they Christian?

No, silly, they're Catholics. They're all going to hell anyway.

[Jesus Christ]

There is an organization of catholic priests that run a network of terror, or tearor©, on little boys assholes.

Are they Christian?

Whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in Me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

[cadaverdog]

As much as I like making fun of you, I'd never seriously oppress your beliefs. I'll make fun of them yeah, but I'd never force you to stop believing.
Let people believe whatever the fuck they want. But trying to recruit other people into their own particular beliefs should be a crime.

By saying that last line you do want to opress people believes. Southern Baptists (which I assume Donnie is one of) believe your mission in life is to spread the word of God and anything else you do is basically a sin. I don't agree with this but that's how they think. I don't think sharing your beliefs is a bad thing unless you try to force your beliefs on others.

[DONNIEP]

Whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in Me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

Jesus coming in to kick some ass!!

Jesus, I can't wait for you to come back so we can wage some righteous war against the nonbelievers. I have your battle song ready. I can just see it now, us riding into battle, this song blaring from a giant stereo...



Now, I will need to carry my Confederate flag into battle, but I'll fly it under the Christian one. I'm gonna carry all my Confederate and anti jihadis weapons too but I'll slap some cross stickers on there if you want me to.

Oh, one last thing. Can you use your Jedi Jesus powers and give me a magic 12 pack of Natural Ice that never runs out of beer and always stays right at 34 degrees? I'm gonna need that for my marauding and warring and stuff.

Thanks Jesus! You're the best!!

Your friend,

General Donnie R. Lee

[Anonymous]

There is an organization of catholic priests that run a network of terror, or tearor©, on little boys assholes.

Are they Christian?

Of course.

You see, god tells you that as long as there's innocence, it's ok. The apple story boils down to it. It's when Adam & Steve figured out that what they were doing is sinful that they got kicked out of "paradise". Much like when a boy figures it out, he gets kicked out of church - unless he's bringing his own children later on.

Now, sex with a woman??? No way, broham. Women are lustful, sinful creatures. The spawn of the devil HISSELF!

Sex with women is strictly forbidden for priests.

[Von Halen]

Now, I will need to carry my Confederate flag into battle,

These pictures were taken outside of Kiel, Germany, last weekend. Maybe this is where that Kraut that was talking shit the other day, lives.

[Anonymous]

By saying that last line you do want to opress people believes. Southern Baptists (which I assume Donnie is one of) believe your mission in life is to spread the word of God and anything else you do is basically a sin. I don't agree with this but that's how they think. I don't think sharing your beliefs is a bad thing unless you try to force your beliefs on others.

I had to double check to see if it wasn't jhale667 responding to my post.

That surgical focus on one single sentence of my post while invalidating all the rest is the clique's modus operandi.

Are you a clique agent, Dog?

[Anonymous]

Jesus coming in to kick some ass!!

Jesus, I can't wait for you to come back so we can wage some righteous war against the nonbelievers. I have your battle song ready. (...) I'm gonna carry all my Confederate and anti jihadis weapons too (...)

Your friend,

General Donnie R. Lee

I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm reporting you to the FBI.

Don't worry, I'll tell them this is your first time & for them to go easy on you.

A couple of burly men with a straitjacket will be there shortly.

[Von Halen]

Of course.

You see, god tells you that as long as there's innocence, it's ok. The apple story boils down to it. It's when Adam & Steve figured out that what they were doing is sinful that they got kicked out of "paradise". Much like when a boy figures it out, he gets kicked out of church - unless he's bringing his own children later on.

Now, sex with a woman??? No way, broham. Women are lustful, sinful creatures. The spawn of the devil HISSELF!

Sex with women is strictly forbidden for priests.

I'd still like the fairy tale believers to explain to me how Adam and Eve started the population explosion, without incest. Their kids must have been fucking each other.

[Anonymous]

I'd still like the fairy tale believers to explain to me how Adam and Eve started the population explosion, without incest. Their kids must have been fucking each other.

Ah, now you're getting uncomfortably close to reality.

This is just one of the issues that they'll never address or even think about too closely.

Suspension of disbelief requires you to accept some things without analysing them properly.

Asking a Christian about this is just about the same as asking Ford if black people commit crimes. They'll dance around squirming, fidgeting, slithering, bending over backwards, but never ever give you a straight answer.

Not because they think they'll fool you, but simply because if they face reality, all their world comes crashing down.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I'd still like the fairy tale believers to explain to me how Adam and Eve started the population explosion, without incest. Their kids must have been fucking each other.

this is where we should just lock up the thread

[DONNIEP]

I'd still like the fairy tale believers to explain to me how Adam and Eve started the population explosion, without incest. Their kids must have been fucking each other.

Hello, their kids did have to bang each other. And nobody better get all righteous and say jack shit about it because if you were on the planet with only a couple other chicks you're gonna be banging them. I mean even if they were ugly as hell you'd be ready to jump one of them after a decade or so of running around with a boner.

[Angel]

I'd still like the fairy tale believers to explain to me how Adam and Eve started the population explosion, without incest. Their kids must have been fucking each other.

I have never been able to figure that one out...

[Anonymous]

Hello, their kids did have to bang each other. And nobody better get all righteous and say jack shit about it because if you were on the planet with only a couple other chicks you're gonna be banging them. I mean even if they were ugly as hell you'd be ready to jump one of them after a decade or so of running around with a boner.

See how expertly Donnie deviated the subject from incest to ugly chicks?

It's obviously not his first rodeo!

Donnie, please don't start behaving like Ford. Please.

[private parts]

I have never been able to figure that one out...

Incest, the original original sin, was awesome back in the 1st Day.

[private parts]

These pictures were taken outside of Kiel, Germany, last weekend. Maybe this is where that Kraut that was talking shit the other day, lives.

.
And Donnie, you really need to invest in a weed eater

[DONNIEP]

See how expertly Donnie deviated the subject from incest to ugly chicks?

It's obviously not his first rodeo!

Donnie, please don't start behaving like Ford. Please.

Nope, I didn't deviate from the subject. I stated clearly that they had to have fucked each other. Anybody that thinks otherwise is a fucking moron. Just like people who believe in the Young Earth Theory are also fucking idiots.

[DONNIEP]

.
And Donnie, you really need to invest in a weed eater

Oh no - my secret lair has done been discovered!!! Hey wait - that can't be my house. There's no national Confederate flag flying.

[Anonymous]

Nope, I didn't deviate from the subject. I stated clearly that they had to have fucked each other. Anybody that thinks otherwise is a fucking moron.

Well, I suppose that makes sense.

Don't inbreds have a higher chance of suffering from several mental problems & deformities?

I guess with the vast amount of retards & scruffy people walking around, the "descending from Adam & Eve" theory isn't too far-fetched.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Don't inbreds have a higher chance of suffering from several mental problems & deformities?

not as bad as bein' born in portugal

[Angel]

Incest, the original original sin, was awesome back in the 1st Day.

As they say...

Incest is best if you keep it in the family.

[WARF]

Here is exactly what Obama is doing here!