Darth Trump

[FORD]

[silverfish]

Surprised there isn't a "All Things Trump" thread here to corral all the crap.

I'll just tag this on here for the hell of it:

Donald Trump Trolls Jeb by Buying JebBush.com then Redirecting to His Own Site.

jebbush.com

[Seshmeister]

[DONNIEP]

Fake. Trump never said it.

[WARF]

Bullshit.

Try again.

I know you want you guys want to make him look like an asshole, because you FEAR him.

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/po...ets_Trump.html

[Seshmeister]

WARF he is a horrible person long before any of the latest.

I'll give you an example Penn from Penn and Teller who is a hardcore libertarian and fucking detests Hillary and thinks she is the worst person in the world.

After spending all those hours with Trump in the Celebrity Apprentice he is saying Trump is worse.

This is the top thing on the news in the UK now, over half a million people have signed a petition to ban him from coming to the UK which means that there will be a debate in parliament to decide whether he is not allowed to visit the UK.

[DONNIEP]

Trump is the Ric Flair of the presidential race. And like it or not, you better learn to love it cause he's going to be the next president. And hopefully everybody that don't like it will move to Europe.

That is unless me and Warf get into the race. We could use our pro wrasslin on air skills to out talk even Trump!!

[WARF]

Yes, I saw that there was 300,000 people who signed the petition to ban Trump from the UK, which isn't good at all considering they are one of our biggest allies.

If Trump runs independent because he's catching the heat from the GOP regarding his temporary ban on muslims that will probably give Clinton a landslide victory next year.

We are fucked if that happens. Ted Cruz is the strongest candidate if Trump goes independent stealing his voters (Similar to the 92' election with Ross Perot)

I support the temporary ban on muslims. I think he's just nuts for saying that. He should have tried to sneak in office and use his executive powers for that much like the Tyrant Obama bypasses congress all the time.

[WARF]

Trump is the Ric Flair of the presidential race. And like it or not, you better learn to love it cause he's going to be the next president. And hopefully everybody that don't like it will move to Europe.

That is unless me and Warf get into the race. We could use our pro wrasslin on air skills to out talk even Trump!!

If Trump is smart he'll grab one of the losers like Ben Carson to get the African American voters, or a female like Sarah Palin. Anything that is gonna give him an edge over Clinton.

[DONNIEP]

I had been thinking a Trump/Criz ticket was looking possible, until Trump made the mistake of saying Muslim terrorists are doing their damnedest to get here. Can't say stuff like that out loud.

[Nitro Express]

Trump is the Ric Flair of the presidential race. And like it or not, you better learn to love it cause he's going to be the next president. And hopefully everybody that don't like it will move to Europe.

That is unless me and Warf get into the race. We could use our pro wrasslin on air skills to out talk even Trump!!

Ha! Ha! Nailed it dude. Trump is the Ric Flair of the presidential race.

[Nitro Express]

I had been thinking a Trump/Criz ticket was looking possible, until Trump made the mistake of saying Muslim terrorists are doing their damnedest to get here. Can't say stuff like that out loud.

Well at least he didn't say our president is arming them and financing them.

[Nitro Express]

Diversity is good! Diversity is great!

[DONNIEP]

Trump kicks some ass here!! I can't wait to see him stomp the Talicong like he drops Vince!

[Nitro Express]

WARF he is a horrible person long before any of the latest.

I'll give you an example Penn from Penn and Teller who is a hardcore libertarian and fucking detests Hillary and thinks she is the worst person in the world.

After spending all those hours with Trump in the Celebrity Apprentice he is saying Trump is worse.

This is the top thing on the news in the UK now, over half a million people have signed a petition to ban him from coming to the UK which means that there will be a debate in parliament to decide whether he is not allowed to visit the UK.

One man's opinion. The constant thing I hear about Donal Trump is he has a huge ego. No surprise there. To me it seems like people who actually know him or members of his family have more good to say than bad. One thing for sure, he's rattling the establishment. Both Democrats and Republicans are attacking him like crazy. The more people think he's not business as usual the more popular he will become.

[silverfish]

Trump is the Ric Flair of the presidential race.

This is true.

...he's going to be the next president.

This is not.

[WARF]

One man's opinion. The constant thing I hear about Donal Trump is he has a huge ego. No surprise there. To me it seems like people who actually know him or members of his family have more good to say than bad. One thing for sure, he's rattling the establishment. Both Democrats and Republicans are attacking him like crazy. The more people think he's not business as usual the more popular he will become.

I LOVE Trump, I like the attitude and arrogance of his campaign. Pissing everyone off!
He's like FLAPPO on a much larger scale.... he got my vote!

[DONNIEP]

We now have a world exclusive photo of future President Donald Trump as he prepares for his victory march through United States hell hole murder magnet Washington, DC.



Rumor has it that as soon as Trump finishes his victory lap through the nation's Capitol, he plans to board an Air Force jet to begin his weekly rounds of negotiations with ISIS and every other terrorist in the Middle East. Negotiations will consist of, and I quote, "Bombing the living fuck out of these ass holes myself!"

[WARF]

I better check outside it looks like Trump stole my flag and ride...

[DONNIEP]

I better check outside it looks like Trump stole my flag and ride...

Actually, Mr. Trump swam to Zimbabwe and struck out on the savannahs on his own, beat the shit out of that lion with his bare hands in the name of America and gave it two choices:

A. Shut the fuck up and get with the program

B. A short plane ride to Syria

It seems the lion got the message and has made the right decision. More about that after this...

[DONNIEP]

I hope this is how he redecorates the Oval Office:



You won't see any big fat ugly whores in his Oval Office - nothing but hot expensive poontang. And that lion his kid is on? It's made from the hide of a lion Trump killed in Africa when he was only six years old. With his bare hands. In the dark. With a Trump Steak hanging from his neck. Armed with nothing more than a solid gold comb.

[DONNIEP]

And that's how the First Lady should dress all the time! Like something out of Logan's Run or some shit like that. All hot and stuff.

I hope he holds a press conference every damn day and says wacky shit left and right while he's strangling the shit out of ISIS. Ronald Reagan might even rise from the dead for this one.

[Nitro Express]

I LOVE Trump, I like the attitude and arrogance of his campaign. Pissing everyone off!
He's like FLAPPO on a much larger scale.... he got my vote!

Trump needs to start doing some Popgears of Ted Cruz, Mark Rubio, and Hillary

[Nitro Express]

I hope this is how he redecorates the Oval Office:



You won't see any big fat ugly whores in his Oval Office - nothing but hot expensive poontang. And that lion his kid is on? It's made from the hide of a lion Trump killed in Africa when he was only six years old. With his bare hands. In the dark. With a Trump Steak hanging from his neck. Armed with nothing more than a solid gold comb.

Yeah that apartment looks like it was decorated by a man who ran a few casinos.

[DONNIEP]

Trump needs to start doing some Popgears of Ted Cruz, Mark Rubio, and Hillary

Somehow I don't think Hill Dawg would cry her eyes out if she was photoshopped into the center of a Black Cock Swarm...

[Seshmeister]

[QUOTE=DONNIEP;1899896]I hope this is how he redecorates the Oval Office:





I think he's going to go more retro...

[DONNIEP]

[QUOTE=Seshmeister;1899909]

I hope this is how he redecorates the Oval Office:




I think he's going to go more retro...

No, no. Trump would have a black uniform on. You gots to have style!

[cadaverdog]

It doesn't matter who gets elected. They're not going to govern by the will of the people.

[Seshmeister]

Haha

[Ric Flair]

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Ric Flair]

Trump for Fuhrer!

Let's make America Hate Again!!!

[Nitro Express]

Somehow I don't think Hill Dawg would cry her eyes out if she was photoshopped into the center of a Black Cock Swarm...

Not at all. That's her voter base.

[Nitro Express]

[QUOTE=Seshmeister;1899909]

I hope this is how he redecorates the Oval Office:





I think he's going to go more retro...

Give it up Sesh. His daughter converted to Judism.

[DONNIEP]

The Nature Boy is back!!

Hey, Slick Ric - tell us all what it's like to wear 10 pounds of gold around your waist!!

[WARF]

[FORD]

[Nitro Express]

Anyone get their Donald Trump Christmas card yet?

[DONNIEP]

Anyone get their Donald Trump Christmas card yet?

Nope but I ordered me a kick ass hat! Seriously, he sells hats on his site. Cool ones too, I don't know why he doesn't wear the cool ones instead of the ones he runs around in.

[FORD]

[Seshmeister]

[QUOTE=Nitro Express;1900053]

Give it up Sesh. His daughter converted to Judism.

To stop him wanting to fuck her? Allegedly.

http://fusion.net/story/176716/heres...-own-daughter/