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    Roth Army Public Service Announcement

    Jewish people will kindly remember that they are not allowed to catch snowflakes with their tongues.

    It is absolutely forbidden.

    They cannot, repeat canNOT eat Christmas snow in/of any shape or form.

    Not even the yellow snow. Apparently it doesn't even taste like lemon, anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    Jewish people will kindly remember that they are not allowed to catch snowflakes with their tongues.

    It is absolutely forbidden.

    They cannot, repeat canNOT eat Christmas snow in/of any shape or form.

    Not even the yellow snow. Apparently it doesn't even taste like lemon, anyway.
    But...it has vitamin P!!!
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    I don't know who came up with that "commandment" but it was not My Dad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post

    Not even the yellow snow. Apparently it doesn't even taste like lemon, anyway.
    banana?
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    banana?
    No, weenuh
    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesus Christ View Post
    I don't know who came up with that "commandment" but it was not My Dad!
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