Roth Army Public Service Announcement

[Anonymous]

Jewish people will kindly remember that they are not allowed to catch snowflakes with their tongues.

It is absolutely forbidden.

They cannot, repeat canNOT eat Christmas snow in/of any shape or form.

Not even the yellow snow. Apparently it doesn't even taste like lemon, anyway.

[Angel]

Jewish people will kindly remember that they are not allowed to catch snowflakes with their tongues.

It is absolutely forbidden.

They cannot, repeat canNOT eat Christmas snow in/of any shape or form.

Not even the yellow snow. Apparently it doesn't even taste like lemon, anyway.

But...it has vitamin P!!!

[Jesus Christ]

I don't know who came up with that "commandment" but it was not My Dad!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Not even the yellow snow. Apparently it doesn't even taste like lemon, anyway.

banana?

[DONNIEP]

banana?

No, weenuh

[Phil theStalker]

I don't know who came up with that "commandment" but it was not My Dad!

wHAT'S DA DifFER/RENCE BeTWeEN JeSUS AnD A pic/TURE AFF JeSUS?
yOU CaN HaNG Da PiC/TurE WIT on/LY O1/NE NAiL.