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    In My Absence...

    Dear Roth Army members,

    I would like to sincerely thank you for allowing me this very narrow window of opportunity to make a comment with regards to the slave known as FORD: I have given this response a lot of thought so here it is ladies and gentlemen:


    Apologize for posting all your shit pseudo-left wing horseshit over the years and how you use that to brow beat others.

    Make that apology in writing

    Then self ban for a minimum of two years.



    Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

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    Hey!! Kristy's back! It's about time too. Geez, I was beginning to think a gang of Hippies had kidnapped you and brainwashed you into sitting in a drum circle somewhere in the Rockies.
    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.


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    Die in a fire cunt
    Eat Us And Smile

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Die in a fire cunt
    Oh, please...sweet tap-dancing baby Jeesuz...
    learn where to insert a comma. I was once married to a firecunt, and 'tis why I have to get pills from CVS all the time...










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    Welcome back, Kristy baby!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Die in a fire cunt
    Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Oh, please...sweet tap-dancing baby Jeesuz...
    learn where to insert a comma. I was once married to a firecunt, and 'tis why I have to get pills from CVS all the time...

    I "dated" this super whore for a few months once. The first nite we hooked up I was in the bathroom, took a piss then was looking in the mirror and said to myself "you know this chick is gonna give you something". I fucked her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    I "dated" this super whore for a few months once. The first nite we hooked up I was in the bathroom, took a piss then was looking in the mirror and said to myself "you know this chick is gonna give you something". I fucked her.
    It's about 3:45AM...yer pretty much loaded. It's a Friday night, and there you are at the combo fisherman's/7/11 store, buying ice and beer, and some cut fish, loading up the coolers to go fishing in roughly 4 hours. Rather than passing out in the truck bed, you can more often than not find yerself open to about any suggestion from a woman of just about any age, more often than not....well 35-48 somethingish.

    Thank Christ you remembered to bring that quiet little wind-up alarm clock, and over the years learned to dress silently in a closet with a pocket full of change in yer trousers when her husband returns home unexpectedly.

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