The simplistic plan of Jew Jay Abrams and his C.G.I. bombastic overkill and Donnie gets his panties wetter than an Arizona monsoon rain storm. Fuck this film and all its "meanings."
No, I won't like it. There is no need for me to jump on the Star Wars Sellout Tour bandwagon. The same old pussified plot: the "hero' with all sorts of psychological conflicts who is partly fucked and partly fucked up with each quality becoming manifest in the simplest script writing form: courage is opposed to cowardice, envy to innocence, kindness to malice while renunciation and self-sacrifice to unrestrained lust and/or greed.
Evil eventually becomes punished, usually by destruction and in Jew Jay's case, C.G.I. over-the-fuck-kill destruction or it is driven away until the next sequel can be shot and whored out to the masses who are gullible enough to buy into this shit. Of course, the good always triumphs or is saved by some bullshit supernatural aid (ooooh, the "force" what utter bullshit).
The hero or heroes attain their goals by courage, guile, humor or luck; often the evil principle condemns or does away with itself at the end of the story or unconsciously chooses it's own punishment.
Boring. Predictable. Like I said, fuck this film.
Dear, just buy you some popcorn and a big drink and try not to think so much and enjoy the movie. You already bought the ticket - just enjoy the show. There's some good shootin and they blow stuff up real good and there's space ships and even a cute chick running around during the whole thing. And there's no quiz at the end.
You tell 'em, Kristy baby.
The Lord of the Rings, which this crap blatantly ripped off, is far superior in every way.
It's also for children, which is even more embarrassing.
Fuck you're girly Lord of the rings ..... ( loved the books tho )
And the movies actually but am feeling fighty so fuck your stupid elvish nazi conspiracy propaganda movie.
How damaged is Kristy she is like the polar opposite of crazy damaged ford.
He isn't banning his self And stuff is he ??? Ford isn't kristy's alter ego ???
Right, with Jew Jay at the helm. A self-professed "director" who reflects little depth, complexity, or anything much in the way of human relations in any of his films. No doubt his Star Wars has a high poverty rate of content.
This is the ONLY part of ALL of the films that I really, really like.
I bet none of you peasants is smart enough to figure out why.
I'll give you a hint: the awesomeness starts at 1:27 & climaxes perfectly at 1:54.
If you can figure this riddle out, I will address you in every post by a title of your own choosing for one year.
Now, this looks like it may be fun
Cos Peter Cushing is the best baddie in the series ?
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Well, I don't really like Elves, so you picked the wrong target. Bunch of fucking filthy hippies.
Galadriel was a bit of a slut though, so she was all right.
I like how she used her telepathic powers to invite every stranger that passed through the forest to her "garden", without her beta male of a husband ever knowing. Frodo got to see some interesting visions that night, good on him.
Stars Wars is so god damned unbelievably unfuckingoriginal. How many stories and fairy tales have you read as a kid in books like Aesop or Grimm's where it is considered to be some heroic achievement to tun away from the power of evil, or avoid being possessed by it? So along comes George Lucus who is the god damn Jimmy Page of movie making and brow beats his audience with practical psychology of how fucking great it can be to withdraw inwardly from a such complexities such as that which is at work in paranoia OR from an affect or destructive idea(s). Fuck him. Like Luke with his suggestive power of the unconsciousness "Force" complexes that are so enormous that his ego-consciousness can only escape from it with utmost exertion. Just like every god damn story in Aesop's Fables.
Not only that, Lucus and Jew Jay rely on those countless fairy tales in order not to relate the central character's deeds of courage but their own personal success where the hopelessness of the situation that makes C.G.I. overkill preferable to an actual story line.
Ah, you peasants will never get it.
I find your lack of culture disturbing.
Peter Cushing played Baron Victor Frankenstein in the Hammer Frankenstein series.
The body actor for Darth Vader was David Prowse, who played the Monster in two of the sequels.
Therefore, that scene gives me a huge boner.
Lookie!
The Devil's Bridge at St. Gotthard's Pass in Switzerland. Lucus ripped that off, too. That pussy.
But that was afterwards. Remember that this is a scene in the first film. Lucas probably didn't know any of them personally yet.
But look at how he whole thing is set up - they come in together, Baron Frankenstein sits while the Creature stands beside him, & when Vader starts chocking the other guy, there is an unnecessary shot of Cushing watching the whole thing for a bit before ordering his creation to stop.
That's just too many similarities.
In other news, our favoritest blonde of all strikes again!
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Hahaha, fuck you America. What the hell is wrong with you? I suppose this is what you get when you allow grown ups to run around dressed like ponies.
Seriously, how can you not love that woman? There's got to be something very wrong with you if you're not prostrating yourself at her feet.
Even if they smell. I hope they don't.
You can implant tits, but you can't implant a sense of humour!
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