Please End the Misery with Roth

[Victor Choi]

No doubt Dave is the original but to record the worst album in the catalog is time to call it quits. Dave's Van Halen went the way of disco, too 70's and a one hit wonder in the 80's with "Jump", which is worse than anything Sammy ever did. I mean, Sammy by himself with "I Can't Drive 55" beats anything of that era.

"Why Can't This Be Love", "Dreams", Love Comes Walking In", "When it's Love", "I Can't Stop Loving You", "Humans Being". I mean there is no VH song more socially relevant than "Right Now".

Do we want Sammy back? Not necessarily. Gary Cherone would be the best. Too bad the second Gary album never saw the light of day as "Josephina" remains their most reflective song of all.
M

[Grit]

No doubt Dave is the original but to record the worst album in the catalog is time to call it quits. Dave's Van Halen went the way of disco, too 70's and a one hit wonder in the 80's with "Jump", which is worse than anything Sammy ever did. I mean, Sammy by himself with "I Can't Drive 55" beats anything of that era.

"Why Can't This Be Love", "Dreams", Love Comes Walking In", "When it's Love", "I Can't Stop Loving You", "Humans Being". I mean there is no VH song more socially relevant than "Right Now".

Do we want Sammy back? Not necessarily. Gary Cherone would be the best. Too bad the second Gary album never saw the light of day as "Josephina" remains their most reflective song of all.
M

Who let this retard in? "Jump" was not great but certainly better than most everything Spammy. "I Can't Drive 55" "beats anything of that era"? "Gary Cherone"?

Again, who let this retard in?

[saint]

I understand how you feel, what you are going through. But this is actually one of the lamest attempts to deal with lack of activity I have seen on this board, sorry to say but it´s pathetic...

[cadaverdog]

No doubt Dave is the original but to record the worst album in the catalog is time to call it quits. Dave's Van Halen went the way of disco, too 70's and a one hit wonder in the 80's with "Jump", which is worse than anything Sammy ever did. I mean, Sammy by himself with "I Can't Drive 55" beats anything of that era.

"Why Can't This Be Love", "Dreams", Love Comes Walking In", "When it's Love", "I Can't Stop Loving You", "Humans Being". I mean there is no VH song more socially relevant than "Right Now".

Do we want Sammy back? Not necessarily. Gary Cherone would be the best. Too bad the second Gary album never saw the light of day as "Josephina" remains their most reflective song of all.
M

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

[vandeleur]

Come on it's obviously one of warf/wolf/donniep aliases ....... Has to be

[DONNIEP]

Nah, it ain't me. My aliases run around talkin like a wrassler and stupid stuff like that. I can't even remember who all of them are, lol. I never used mine for evil, just random idiocy. Which is pretty much all I ever post anyway.

[vandeleur]

, just random idiocy. Which is pretty much all I ever post anyway.

Am that my friend is your genius

Stupid shit and idiocy is what the army is all about.

These are the golden rules of the army per Vandy

1. Say stupid shit , why not it's fun.
2. If some one posts something you find offensive log out , fuck em they don't deserve your tantrum.
3. When people post racist ignorant shit ignore them they want you to bite and want the attention
4. If I post racist ignorant shite it's cos am drunk and stupid.
5. People who correct others grammar or spelling are nobers ( except ima who is funny)
6. There has never been a thread that has not been improved by some hot totty pic.

[saint]

This was neither, funny, informative, offensive or provocative just plain lame. So why am I here?

[DONNIEP]

This was neither, funny, informative, offensive or provocative just plain lame. So why am I here?

Because one can only jerk off to Lesbian Lactating Teen Porn so many times a day? Or maybe that's just me

[saint]

Because one can only jerk off to Lesbian Lactating Teen Porn so many times a day? Or maybe that's just me

[Jetstream]

No doubt Dave is the original but to record the worst album in the catalog is time to call it quits. Dave's Van Halen went the way of disco, too 70's and a one hit wonder in the 80's with "Jump", which is worse than anything Sammy ever did. I mean, Sammy by himself with "I Can't Drive 55" beats anything of that era.

"Why Can't This Be Love", "Dreams", Love Comes Walking In", "When it's Love", "I Can't Stop Loving You", "Humans Being". I mean there is no VH song more socially relevant than "Right Now".

Do we want Sammy back? Not necessarily. Gary Cherone would be the best. Too bad the second Gary album never saw the light of day as "Josephina" remains their most reflective song of all.
M

Why don't you slide down a razor blade into a pool of Cabo Wabo Rum dick wad... I say end the stupidity which is Hagar and people whose intelligence thinks his lyrics are relevant on any level past some drunk nerd in high school trying to write a poem to impress the hot chick

[DONNIEP]

Why don't you slide down a razor blade into a pool of Cabo Wabo Rum dick wad... I say end the stupidity which is Hagar and people whose intelligence thinks his lyrics are relevant on any level past some drunk nerd in high school trying to write a poem to impress the hot chick

Every time somebody says that I think back to Up For Breakfast and say yeah, he's right

[Terry]

No doubt Dave is the original but to record the worst album in the catalog is time to call it quits. Dave's Van Halen went the way of disco, too 70's and a one hit wonder in the 80's with "Jump", which is worse than anything Sammy ever did. I mean, Sammy by himself with "I Can't Drive 55" beats anything of that era.

"Why Can't This Be Love", "Dreams", Love Comes Walking In", "When it's Love", "I Can't Stop Loving You", "Humans Being". I mean there is no VH song more socially relevant than "Right Now".

Do we want Sammy back? Not necessarily. Gary Cherone would be the best. Too bad the second Gary album never saw the light of day as "Josephina" remains their most reflective song of all.
M

This site deserves a better class of troll than the above.

[DONNIEP]

This site deserves a better class of troll than the above.

Yeah, it makes me miss the days of DaveHagarFan and Monster Elephant Cock.

[Dan]

Because one can only jerk off to Lesbian Lactating Teen Porn so many times a day? Or maybe that's just me

Oh Boy,what No Link.:P

[Dan]

Come on it's obviously one of warf/wolf/donniep aliases ....... Has to be

Well,I did track The IP Address.......................................

[Anonymous]

Oh Boy,what No Link.:P

There ya go.

http://motherless.com/6A467DB

Not exactly teens, tough.

[Dan]

Oh Boy,hand cream and handy towels.

[IceCreamBlondie]

Just another troll....posting this BS on a Roth fan site. Not needed, cause Diamond Dave rules. Too bad, Sammy fans. Deal with it.

Oh, and BTW, the last tour was anything but misery from Roth - the Hollywood Bowl was packed, Dave was Fantastic and Sexy (his sex appeal grows with age) , and it was Awesome. I doubt Sammy could do that nowdays.....even though a few years ago he did try to sell out the (much smaller) Greek Theater as Chickenfoot. Like I said, too bad, Sammy Fans. It must be frustrating for you!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

No doubt Dave is the original but to record the worst album in the catalog is time to call it quits. Dave's Van Halen went the way of disco, too 70's and a one hit wonder in the 80's with "Jump", which is worse than anything Sammy ever did. I mean, Sammy by himself with "I Can't Drive 55" beats anything of that era.

"Why Can't This Be Love", "Dreams", Love Comes Walking In", "When it's Love", "I Can't Stop Loving You", "Humans Being". I mean there is no VH song more socially relevant than "Right Now".

Do we want Sammy back? Not necessarily. Gary Cherone would be the best. Too bad the second Gary album never saw the light of day as "Josephina" remains their most reflective song of all.
M

Can but be an alias... Who the fuck else would post that, really? Even the cheesiest Gagar fan wouldn't. Only funny.

[Whorehey]

Elvis?

[Cato]

No doubt Dave is the original but to record the worst album in the catalog is time to call it quits. Dave's Van Halen went the way of disco, too 70's and a one hit wonder in the 80's with "Jump", which is worse than anything Sammy ever did. I mean, Sammy by himself with "I Can't Drive 55" beats anything of that era.

"Why Can't This Be Love", "Dreams", Love Comes Walking In", "When it's Love", "I Can't Stop Loving You", "Humans Being". I mean there is no VH song more socially relevant than "Right Now".

Do we want Sammy back? Not necessarily. Gary Cherone would be the best. Too bad the second Gary album never saw the light of day as "Josephina" remains their most reflective song of all.
M

Most of the singers on earth can sing better than David Lee Roth today. But hey, he is the voice of Van Halen. There's no substitute for him. His fans love his hoarse voice, unique personality, and thin top. Singing ability is not important.

Btw I threw up when I heard "Josephina" first. That song was just awful.

[VAiN]

Yeah, it makes me miss the days of DaveHagarFan and Monster Elephant Cock.

I miss 'the guy' with his insider info.. Can't make that shit up.. Oh wait, yes you can.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I miss 'the guy' with his insider info.. Can't make that shit up.. Oh wait, yes you can.

There were so many, most of them were horrible....

One guy was really good, though.... He was so good that eventually he had to confess about a month later that it was a joke because people were so convinced it was real.....

[IceCreamBlondie]

Yeah, it makes me miss the days of DaveHagarFan and Monster Elephant Cock.

I sure do remember the days of Dave (Gay) Hagar Fan and DDLR. !!

[DONNIEP]

I sure do remember the days of Dave (Gay) Hagar Fan and DDLR. !!

I was convinced DHF was a Shoes alias for years. She said it wasn't but I'm still not sure.

[chefcraig]

Btw I threw up when I heard "Josephina" first. That song was just awful.

This is what happens when you blame your teeth falling about on metal guitar picks in your mouth, rather than meth. Then filling yourself up with crummy wine to the point that you get the end of your tongue sliced off.

As a result, your songwriting, along with your entire life, tends to slide somewhat sideways...

Thank you for the life lesson, Edward...ya dipshit.

[Nickdfresh]

...I mean there is no VH song more socially relevant than "Right Now".

...

"Socially relevant" to what? LOL

RIGHT NOW! (I'm taking a dump!)...

[Cato]

the gayest moment in history of VH.

[FORD]

The only thing possibly gheyer than that song itself, is the fact that the release of the VDIII album was delayed by 2 or 3 months so they could add that song to the record.

This is the slightly less ghey track they pulled from the record in favor of it.....



Yeah, it wasn't all that great either, but compared to most of the songs on that trainwreck of an album it had a coherent song structure at least, and was no worse than a non-synth pop Van Hagar song.

[twonabomber]

the gayest moment in history of VH.

Did someone tell Cherone "hey, Van Halen has always had blonde singers! Go bleach your hair?"

[Terry]

Even gayer was Van Halen III took over a year to record and release, and what ended up coming out was an album that sounded like unfinished demos with a shitty home studio mix.

[Terry]

Most of the singers on earth can sing better than David Lee Roth today. But hey, he is the voice of Van Halen. There's no substitute for him. His fans love his hoarse voice, unique personality, and thin top. Singing ability is not important.

Btw I threw up when I heard "Josephina" first. That song was just awful.

Yeah...I'm not thrilled with Roth's approach to his live vocals from 2012 on (even when considering his age and the obvious wear and tear on his voice, I think he could still be doing much better if he chose to sing rather than shout and yell), but he IS the voice of Van Halen. The only version of Van Halen that ever mattered, at any rate.

I mean, should Dave leave the group again, who gives a shit if Hagar jumps back onboard? The second Roth bails, Van Halen would be (once again) dead to me.

[wolfsbane]

the gayest moment in history of VH.

I think the guitar is out of tune

[DONNIEP]

the gayest moment in history of VH.

They look like two filthy hobos.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

"I want to be a rock star so I can be filthy, miserable, a hermit, hate the world, write little snippets of music that I have to rely on other people to turn into songs for me and basically waste my entire life. What do you want to be?"

[ZahZoo]

Hobos..? I believe Wino™ would be the most accurate term...

I've never lost the irony that Ed's favorite was Smoking Loon... Prophetic eh?

[DONNIEP]

Hobos..? I believe Wino™ would be the most accurate term...

I've never lost the irony that Ed's favorite was Smoking Loon... Prophetic eh?

Smokin Loon, we should take up a donation and send him a case. Merry Christmas, OBC.

[vandeleur]

Obc ????

[vandeleur]

Everytime I try to listen to that YouTube I can't get passed a minute or so , does ed remember how to play guitar or does he just continue to play random chords sloppily. And cherone managed to out gay bending over and opening his ass, well done sir it's a talent.

[DONNIEP]

Obc ????

Old Bitter Cunt