Santy Claus Is Coming To Town!!

[DONNIEP]

I just talked to Santy Claus and he said all of you are on the Naughty List!



Merry Christmas, you buncha Godless heathens!!

[twonabomber]

That's why I bought my own gifts...

[private parts]

I just talked to Santy Claus and he said all of you are on the Naughty List!



Merry Christmas, you buncha Godless heathens!!

Merry Southern-Fried Christmas to you. Now pass the gravy.

[DONNIEP]

That's why I bought my own gifts...

Me too. I got me a new gun and it's exactly what I wanted. I'm the best gift giver ever!

[IceCreamBlondie]

Merry Christmas to all on the Roth Army - those that celebrate the greatness of Dave! (Dave or the Grave, baby!)

And a special shout out and THANK YOU to Va Beach VH Fan, our webmaster extraordinaire who keeps this fan club going! (not to mention the Twitter and Facebook accounts, too).

and Happy Holidays to our toastmaster general, Dave!

And to all a good night.....now, I 'm waiting for Santa to show up!

[Kristy]

Fuck the capitalist bought off motherfucker.

[DONNIEP]

Fuck the capitalist bought off motherfucker.

Get underneath this mistletoe and give us a kiss, you Grinch!

[vandeleur]

Fuck the capitalist bought off motherfucker.

How's your shares doing

[vandeleur]

If this is the thread we say merry Christmas in so be it.
Merry Xmas .
If not forgetaboutit

[Kristy]

I've said this before. Christmas is nothing more than fanatical Christian religious fascism.



Granted, the Grinch was a capitalist but he was also a self-man er, whatever he was. He rightfully observed that Christmas is organized Christian indoctrination masquerading as commercialism. Sad to see in the end the Christians got to him and brainwashed him. Grinch was the Clockwork Orange of its day.

[DONNIEP]

If this is the thread we say merry Christmas in so be it.
Merry Xmas .
If not forgetaboutit

It is.

And for all of you that forgot to buy me a present, please PM me and I'll send you my paypal address. No gift is too large and it's never to late to share the Christmas joy with me.

[vandeleur]

Fuck off , I sent you loads and you just made shit up about mine being in the post

[DONNIEP]

I've said this before. Christmas is nothing more than fanatical Christian religious fascism.



Granted, the Grinch was a capitalist but he was also a self-man er, whatever he was. He rightfully observed that Christmas is organized Christian indoctrination masquerading as commercialism. Sad to see in the end the Christians got to him and brainwashed him. Grinch was the Clockwork Orange of its day.

Kristy, come over to my place this evening. We'll make a Walmart Cheap Beer Run and we'll turn that frown upside down.

[Kristy]

Christianity does not like capitalism where the capitalism does not "gel" with the church. Example:


But what-do-the-fuck-do-I-care?

[Kristy]

Too many tornadoes in the south right now.

[Kristy]

God damn. I just realized! I have lotsa of weed this Chrissiemissie. And none of you homoerotic-worshiping pussies can have any of it.

Bah Kush Bug

[DONNIEP]

Fuck off , I sent you loads and you just made shit up about mine being in the post

I never did get that package back. Your damn mail man stole it!

But never fear, I'm about to order some American Infidel shirts - I'll send you one. Wait - that probably wouldn't go over well there in Blightistan

[vandeleur]

its cool buddy I understand

[Nickdfresh]

Merry Southern-Fried Christmas to you. Now pass the gravy.

Looks like a very white Christmas...

[DONNIEP]

Looks like a very white Christmas...

Don't forget, if you're tan is suffering during this holiday season - Whte2Black Xtreme tanning bed lotion. Get your tan on!!

[cadaverdog]

Looks like a very white Christmas...

Damn straight.

[Angel]

Looks like a very white Christmas...

Merry Christmas, all!

Stay Frosty!

[Nickdfresh]

Damn straight.

Actually green as fuck here. The warmest December on record (since records were kept starting 1871), and set the record for least snowiest Fall-Dec...

[Kristy]

Gonna getsome tornadoes headed your way, Nickie Wiki.

[Nickdfresh]

Gonna getsome tornadoes headed your way, Nickie Wiki.

I think the only tornadoes are the ones swirling around your little head in the form of bong clouds! We don't really get them here, except very very rare occasions. But I'll check Wikie to make sure!

[Kristy]

Bong tornadoes?

Nice.

[Anonymous]

OMG white christmas, you guys are like, SO racists.

[cadaverdog]

Actually green as fuck here. The warmest December on record (since records were kept starting 1871), and set the record for least snowiest Fall-Dec...

Same here. But probably a lot more humid.

[vandeleur]

Well it's been warm but pissed down mostly , half the north of England has been flooded. Some of it quite severe. But hey ho am ok

[vandeleur]

Actually it's pretty horrendous some of the scenes and at this time of year it's pretty shitty.