Glenn Frey Dead At 67

[Kristy]

Anyway, when Jimmy Pages buys a farm I'm going to have one hell of a squirt orgasm.

[Von Halen]

Anyway, when Jimmy Pages buys a farm I'm going to have one hell of a squirt orgasm.

Can I watch?

[FORD]

That's was largely due to Timothy B. Schmit, their Botoxed/band feminist bass player who sang much better harmonies with his time in Poco.


TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY

They had the harmonies long before Schmidt, who only played on one record before their 14 year breakup. Schmidt was hired because his voice was very similar to Randy Meisner. They definitely did a better job then "Chicago" did with the scab they brought in to replace Cetera.

[FORD]

I think the version I posted above was before Timothy B though, wasn't it?

Well, the picture shown there is definitely with Randy Meisner in the background. But the recording sounds like the version from the official Eagles Live album released in the early 80s. The recordings are a mix of the 1976 & 1980 tours, but according to wiki, Seven Bridges Road was from the 1980 show, which would make it Schmidt's voice in the harmonies.

[WARF]

I wonder if Glenn Frye is saying THE HEAT IS ON right now...

[SunisinuS]

and again...Bye Bye Mr. American Frye. So that makes me bro and 2 others that I at least know from Cancer this month....yipee skipee.

[SunisinuS]

Can I watch?

Just to verify h(im)er parts?

Specu lation would be in order.*

[Kristy]

As if Sunuphis ownasS knows speculation.


I also call bullshit on h(er)is brother.

[Kristy]

Jesus fucking Christ!

[Kristy]

My all-time fav dead rock star right there:

[Terry]

Don Henley just posted condolences on his Facebook wall and he mentions Irving Azoff but not Felder, Leadon, Meisner, Walsh, or Schmit.

Stay classy, Don!

Henley and Frey both came off, through and through I might add, as a couple of douchebags in that Eagles documentary from a few years back.

Henley just looked like a glum and smug bitter dude, and Frey came across as such an obnoxious and charmless jerk. Like, a jerk to the point where it was funny because clearly he had no idea how much of a jerk he was coming across as, yet even if he had he wouldn't have been able to help it because every time he opened his mouth [being a jerk] came naturally to him.

[Terry]

Whatever. I'm glad these fucking dinosaurs are finally dying. They'll make for better fossil fuel in my car then they did records. I swear, I'll shit a brick of gold when Tom Petty, Neil Young, Mark Knopfler, or that theater fag Peter Gabriel dies. I don't mind who goes first, as long as they go.

All of those aging rock stars are getting up there to the point where that whole "these things happen in threes" bullshit theory won't be applicable because they'll start dropping like flies.

[SunisinuS]

My all-time fav dead rock star right there:

On your way?


Come on now....it is just one thin Wafer!

Binge...Purge!

You can do it!

....ooops....you stooled on that stool.*

One more bite Kristy! You deserve it!**









**Kristy does have a soft spot for Keyboardists....She has two-lips on his Organ.

[Nitro Express]

GAWD, they were the quintessential shit band of American rock. Fry, along with his cock-blocking buddy Henley put the fucking green in greed. Together, they alone incorporated rock upon which other burn outs like the Stones, Police, Who, and even Elvis Costello followed. The Eagles as a whole, but especially Fry were poor boy pussy hounds who wrote "sensitive" lyrics about wanting to gets their dicks wet. When that shit no longer worked (because it was so gawd damn ridiculous) they wrote about the excesses of the southern California lifestyle of drugs, more pussy and er...shoe fetishes..?

Fry was one moronic cunt of a rock star. He made the shit pussy pukes like Kevin Cronin of REO Speedwagon look good. Fry & Henley the 70's hippie dope-puffing, crab-infested pussy chasing, filthy denim wearing, gross long hair sporting, Tom Waits dick sucking 70's literally soul-sucked the life of out the late 90's (next to Sharon Osbourne). His solo albums were a mess. Thumb nose-fucking his fans with how wealthy he was by charging up to $600/ticket to see him sing 'Already Gone' and forget half the fucking words.

So fuck you, slave FORD for all the retarded, utterly uninspiring, irrelevant, and unasked for JewTube vid your sorry F A T slave ass is going to post. Beat you to it, asshole:



Maybe you can suck some Steely Dan dick later on when one of those sick fucks dies.

Jesus Christ Kristy. You know more about these shit bags than I do. All I can say is the another tomb stone sold.

[Nitro Express]

and again...Bye Bye Mr. American Frye. So that makes me bro and 2 others that I at least know from Cancer this month....yipee skipee.

If you stick it in her American pie you get cancer?

[Nitro Express]

Henley and Frey both came off, through and through I might add, as a couple of douchebags in that Eagles documentary from a few years back.

Henley just looked like a glum and smug bitter dude, and Frey came across as such an obnoxious and charmless jerk. Like, a jerk to the point where it was funny because clearly he had no idea how much of a jerk he was coming across as, yet even if he had he wouldn't have been able to help it because every time he opened his mouth [being a jerk] came naturally to him.

Sounds like not a big loss then. Nobody gets out alive. You can either be turned to ashes or pickled in a box. Sounds like one less asshole on the planet. One less car in the traffic jam.

[Nitro Express]

My all-time fav dead rock star right there:

Amen! God I hated her singing and those sappy songs. That shit belongs in the 70's, along with bush that looks like a rat's nest, ugly suits, wide ties, and the smell of ass and cheap after shave.

[Jimmy Page]

Anyway, when Jimmy Pages buys a farm I'm going to have one hell of a squirt orgasm.

That may be all you get. I cut you out of my will.

JPP

[Nickdfresh]

I took this on one of the reunion tours. Fucking Walsh always making crazy faces.

Lemmy, Bowie and now Frey. Damn....

Steely Dan sucks almost as much ass as Blowie.

Good thing we weren't taking bets. Because if someone told me that Frey would be the first Eagle to die, I'd of lost picking Walsh...

[Kristy]

Thanks once again for your quality insight, pic-Nick nose picker.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

R.I.P

How these guys played and sang both in the studio and on stage was phenomenal.

Whatever uncool stuff surrounds the Eagles, the music they've made is top level in their alley.

[Nickdfresh]

Thanks once again for your quality insight, pic-Nick nose picker.

You're welcome Kristy! And go fuck yourself!

[Kristy]

"Go fuck yourself." That's the best you can do nowadays, Nick?


Wow.

[Kristy]

R.I.P

How these guys played and sang both in the studio and on stage was phenomenal.

Whatever uncool stuff surrounds the Eagles, the music they've made is top level in their alley.

You are definitely 100% French.

[Nickdfresh]

"Go fuck yourself." That's the best you can do nowadays, Nick?


Wow.

No, it's not. You're just not worth much more.

[Kristy]

Oh, but I am, Nicky picky nose picker.

[78/84 guy]

Anyway, when Jimmy Pages buys a farm I'm going to have one hell of a squirt orgasm.

Hang on too your cock ! RIP Glen. Not a huge fan but can't deny the songwriting talent. Like their rocking stuff. Walsh is a great player and character for sure. Without him I wouldn't have had much interest at all in the Eagles. These guys are dropping like flies ! Scary ! Makes me feel old.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

You are definitely 100% French.

I don't get what you may mean here. How would digging the Eagles' music make someone French?

And how could anybody who's full of praise for Katy Perry make any credible musical assessments?

You're definitely a grumbling, unsatisfiable weed smoker.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Anyway, when Jimmy Pages buys a farm I'm going to have one hell of a squirt orgasm.

isn't it just pee?

[Jérôme Frenchise]

isn't it just pee?

You hippee.

[Kristy]

I don't get what you may mean here. How would digging the Eagles' music make someone French?

And how could anybody who's full of praise for Katy Perry make any credible musical assessments?

You're definitely a grumbling, unsatisfiable weed smoker.

Because, you surrendering Frog, Katy Perry and her pillow fighting in panties and braiding hair buddy Taylor Swift are geniuses whereas Frey and his pillow biting and partner in crime buddy Henley are assholes. It's that simple.

Plus if either Taylor or Perry make to the age of 67 and buy a farm I will give a shit less for their deaths just the same.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Because, you surrendering Frog, Katy Perry and her pillow fighting in panties and braiding hair buddy Taylor Swift are geniuses whereas Frey and his pillow biting and partner in crime buddy Henley are assholes. It's that simple.

Plus if either Taylor or Perry make to the age of 67 and buy a farm I will give a shit less for their deaths just the same.

I'm not surrendering to anybody or anything.

Just saying that I like a lot what the Eagles did and they played it splendidly well.

Maybe Perry and Taylor are "geniuses" in what they do, I don't really know, but let me say I and other peeps find the Eagles' music great.
"Assholes" or not, in addition.

[Kristy]

Only the French would call shit "splendid."

[Von Halen]

Only the French would call shit "splendid."

Doesn't that stuff cause cancer?

[WARF]

Doesn't that stuff cause cancer?

It's Splenda you old fuck!

You can put it in the free coffee they give you with your 55 and up meal!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Only the French would call shit "splendid."

Well...

ORCHESTRE DU SPLENDID- La salsa du démon - 1981... par karine-valery

[Kristy]

The French are just weird. Some decent fashion and food sense but other than that, they're just weird.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Don't forget about wine and fruit spirits.

So this is the French in your book, weird shit worshippers with "some decent fashion and food sense"?

As for the Eagles, I may have a shitty music sense but I maintain I still think they're excellent musicians.

[Von Halen]

Kristy, you don't like french kissing, or french ticklers?

[Kristy]

Don't forget about wine and fruit spirits.

So this is the French in your book, weird shit worshippers with "some decent fashion and food sense"?

Fuck yeah I do