It's the end of times

[Von Halen]

I'll still take bets, if anyone wants.

It's gonna happen.

[vandeleur]

Fuck Van Hagar. This is the reunion tour I want to see!

I have an autgraphed copy of declaration somewhere

[Seshmeister]

Fuck Van Hagar. This is the reunion tour I want to see!

I think I was taken to that a couple of years ago. I had a lot of drinks but I do remember it being a very nice audience...

[DONNIEP]

I'll still take bets, if anyone wants.

It's gonna happen.

Oh it's gonna happen. There's no doubt. I'm just waiting for the insiders to come and say "yeah, I knew this a month ago"

[DONNIEP]

This just in - I have video footage of the 2016 Van Hagar tour rehearsals!!!

[Anonymous]

Dave? Dave who???

Prove himself? Bwahahahahahaha!!! Oh god, you're killing me! What's he gonna do? Sing that stupid trailer park chair song? Hahahaha!!

Ah, c'mon. Dave probably still has a couple of blues-based weird ass albums left in him.

Sure, anything he releases is gonna tank hard, but I don't care. I like his idiosyncratic taste in music & so far I have liked each & every song of his.

As a contrast, the only song I remember from Van Hagar is "I Can't Stop Loving You" & I really do like that song, but it's just about the only one. I *think* I have listened to all of their albums in their entirety except for III & I honestly can't remember jack shit from any of them except for that song. That's how bland it is, for me.

But anyway, I want to SEE the show, not listen to it. So this is really an all-around perfect win, in my point of view. Flawless victory, fatality & all that.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

You're wrong, VA.

This isn't the end of times.

This, my friend... is just the beginning.

You could very well be right....

Or, it could have been merely a rarely civil interaction between two 60'ish old men....

But of course, that wouldn't be near the fun now, would it...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Oh it's gonna happen. There's no doubt. I'm just waiting for the insiders to come and say "yeah, I knew this a month ago"

Don't mean to piss in your Wheaties D, but there ain't none of 'those' insiders on these sides of the tracks....

[vandeleur]

Don't mean to piss in your Wheaties D, but there ain't none of 'those' insiders on these sides of the tracks....

We dont want real facts , just made up exaggerated ones

[DONNIEP]

Don't mean to piss in your Wheaties D, but there ain't none of 'those' insiders on these sides of the tracks....

Nah, I wasn't referring to you. I'm waiting for the other ones to show up and give their blessings on this news. Of course, what they'll say is nothing is set in stone, blah blah blah. I don't need to know Ed's trash man - this shit is going down!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

We dont want real facts , just made up exaggerated ones

Then there are plenty of those kind hanging around at any given time....

[DONNIEP]

You could very well be right....

Or, it could have been merely a rarely civil interaction between two 60'ish old men....

But of course, that wouldn't be near the fun now, would it...

Bullshit! This is nothing less than a tacit admission that I was right all along! Mas Tequila!!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Nah, I wasn't referring to you. I'm waiting for the other ones to show up and give their blessings on this news. Of course, what they'll say is nothing is set in stone, blah blah blah. I don't need to know Ed's trash man - this shit is going down!

In all seriousness, I've been told that there has been no interaction at all between them.

Yet.

[Anonymous]

You could very well be right....

Or, it could have been merely a rarely civil interaction between two 60'ish old men....

But of course, that wouldn't be near the fun now, would it...

Yeah, Sam just decided to wish Edtard a happy birthday, out of the blue, after talking all kinds of shit about him.

At least I think he talked shit. I don't know, the only Sam soundbytes I get are the ones you fuckers bring here.

At any rate, you know as well as I do, that if Edtard is talking to one of his old singers, it's because he's working with him.

So let's crack open a bottle of something strong & tasty & cela-fuckin'-brate. It's hijinks time again!

[DONNIEP]

In all seriousness, I've been told that there has been no interaction at all between them.

Yet.

Come on VA - you're getting your news from the very people I'm talkin 'bout

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Come on VA - you're getting your news from the very people I'm talkin 'bout

Haha, probably!

[Von Halen]

In all seriousness, I've been told that there has been no interaction at all between them.

Yet.

Uh, I saw interaction between them in your first post!

Every single thing that has ever come to fruition with this fucked up band, has been super secret, and nothing but denials and all that shit.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Yeah, Sam just decided to wish Edtard a happy birthday, out of the blue, after talking all kinds of shit about him.

At least I think he talked shit. I don't know, the only Sam soundbytes I get are the ones you fuckers bring here.

At any rate, you know as well as I do, that if Edtard is talking to one of his old singers, it's because he's working with him.

So let's crack open a bottle of something strong & tasty & cela-fuckin'-brate. It's hijinks time again!

No, I agree with Von, I think it's gonna happen....

Just too many damn 'coincidences'...

And yes, those Tweets are included....

[Anonymous]

Uh, I saw interaction between them in your first post!

Every single thing that has ever come to fruition with this fucked up band, has been super secret, and nothing but denials and all that shit.

Edtard dates in secret, like a high-school bashful little slut.

[DONNIEP]

Yeah, Sam just decided to wish Edtard a happy birthday, out of the blue, after talking all kinds of shit about him.

At least I think he talked shit. I don't know, the only Sam soundbytes I get are the ones you fuckers bring here.

At any rate, you know as well as I do, that if Edtard is talking to one of his old singers, it's because he's working with him.

So let's crack open a bottle of something strong & tasty & cela-fuckin'-brate. It's hijinks time again!

I am way beyond that. This is the best news I've heard since Ubama claimed Global Warming is real. Of course, my plans of an eternal tan went all to shit last week but then some cunt reminded me that Ubama WAS right because the hotter the earth gets the colder the weather gets.

Regardless, this was planned out and scripted. There's no way it was too old coots just tweeting, seein as how 37 people around the world have been watching Ed's twats.

[DONNIEP]

Uh, I saw interaction between them in your first post!

Every single thing that has ever come to fruition with this fucked up band, has been super secret, and nothing but denials and all that shit.

And then...love comes walking in!

Like I said - this was planned and scripted. Sammy is BACK motherfuckers!!! Dave is probably back in Ninja Kindergarten in China or North Korea or Vietnam or where the fuck ever he spends his time. He sure as hell don't spend it in California working on his tan and vocals.

[Von Halen]

Plus, there's all the underlying benefits of Dave having to prove himself out there again. Like, say, a certain oft-mentioned rumoured album with a certain guitarist...

I made a thread about that album over 2 years ago. It ain't a rumor. But I agree with your thoughts on this. Maybe a Van Hagar reunion would provoke Dave to get off his ass, and release this album.

[DONNIEP]

Screw you guys - I'm headed to Cabo!!

[Seshmeister]

Don't mean to piss in your Wheaties D, but there ain't none of 'those' insiders on these sides of the tracks....

They all live in Tasmania.

[FORD]

I think I was taken to that a couple of years ago. I had a lot of drinks but I do remember it being a very nice audience...

The Vh1 reunion gig? You were there?

[Jetstream]

And then...love comes walking in!

Like I said - this was planned and scripted. Sammy is BACK motherfuckers!!! Dave is probably back in Ninja Kindergarten in China or North Korea or Vietnam or where the fuck ever he spends his time. He sure as hell don't spend it in California working on his tan and vocals.

We might be able to predict his quotes, but we sure the hell cannot predict where Dave shows up. He is going to show up at Ice Station Zebra with midgets pulling a sled and shit which is more probable or even in Russia selling illegal art. And on cue, the Diamond One will release some of his best shit when no one is paying attention because everybody in this band operates this way. I mean this LP will be full of pussy, angst and bravado... everything the new Van Hagar will not have in spades, he will even have a lot of fucking hair with his old scream back in place lol

And he will be spotted with a hot butch chick which will make some question if he is gay, but you will get the part about his tan right

[twonabomber]

The Vh1 reunion gig? You were there?

thread derailed!

[DONNIEP]

We might be able to predict his quotes, but we sure the hell cannot predict where Dave shows up. He is going to show up at Ice Station Zebra with midgets pulling a sled and shit which is more probable or even in Russia selling illegal art. And on cue, the Diamond One will release some of his best shit when no one is paying attention because everybody in this band operates this way. I mean this LP will be full of pussy, angst and bravado... everything the new Van Hagar will not have in spades, he will even have a lot of fucking hair with his old scream back in place lol

And he will be spotted with a hot butch chick which will make some question if he is gay, but you will get the part about his tan right

No. He's pissed away his chance to be the guy behind this camera. You guys think Dave is the ultimate party guy. He's not.

[DONNIEP]

thread derailed!

Thread fagged up all to hell!!!

[Jetstream]

Dude, he is going to be fucking miserable when he does but Dave can act

[FORD]

Thread fagged up all to hell!!!

That's not fagged up. But if you insist.......



now THAT's fagged up!

[DavidLeeNatra]

So be it...I really don't care anymore.

I will drop by occasionally, watch some on YouTube but it will bother me as much as a distant fart in the wind.

=VH= has done everything to fed me up with their bullshit. Well done, I'm fed up. To the max.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Discuss amongst yourselves....

.@sammyhagar Thanks Sammy. Hope you’re well too.— Eddie Van Halen (@eddievanhalen) January 26, 2016

Why can't this be fake?

[vandeleur]

I'll still take bets, if anyone wants.

It's gonna happen.

It's inevitable , and just like a WARF meltdown you know it's coming and all you can do is grab a seat , open a beer and peek through your fingers at the chaos

[Va Beach VH Fan]

It's inevitable , and just like a WARF meltdown you know it's coming and all you can do is grab a seat , open a beer and peek through your fingers at the chaos

Let's face it, and I'm sure I've said it before, but outside of your hardcore Van Hagarita fans, there is a certain section of the concert ticket-buying public that would attend Van Bette...

You know, the 40'ish soccer mom and her buddies drinking wine coolers out in the lawn, passively listening to the lame-ass power Van Bette power ballads for two hours....

Not to mention, there will surely be many VH fans that will attend the show simply to get another chance to watch Edward Lodewijk Van Halen live....

Now having said that, there is absolutely no way that Van Velveeta will pack any arenas nor ampitheaters, outside of the regularly well-selling cities, i.e. St. Louis, NYC, LA, etc....

So if you're one of those who chastized VH for having shows on Groupon this last go-round, wait until you see the discounts that Van Bette throws out there....

[Angel]

I will stick to my Van Hagar boycott...

Still have only heard the songs that got radio play...

[chuckjitsu]

Wouldn't surprise me at all if Sam came back for another go around, but who compromises, Ed or Sam? Does Sam go without Mike, or does Ed go without Wolfgang? Oh, the drama!!!

Also wouldn't surprise me if a tour sold reasonably well. At least the '04 tour had train wreck comedic value. This tour wouldn't even have that. Unless Sam teaches Wolf how to do the 5150 walk. Now that would have comedic value!

[twonabomber]

Wouldn't surprise me at all if Sam came back for another go around, but who compromises, Ed or Sam? Does Sam go without Mike, or does Ed go without Wolfgang? Oh, the drama!!!

Or does Ed finally say "no Hagar solo songs."

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Defensive, aren't we?

Quit the bullcrap. Most of you fags here listen to Van Hagar more than the people who *like* Van Hagar. It's like watching gay porn. You try to deny it but the urge eventually becomes unbearable.

To clarify, I'm not talking about myself in the previous sentence, so shut up, Pete's Bro.

sorry, tranny threesomes can be distracting, what?

[Grit]

After all the shit Hagar has been saying about Ed over the last 10+ years. You know Hagar has been hoping to become relevant again and hasn't been for 20 years, the only way to do that is get back with Van Halen. I hope Ed was only being polite but I have a bad feeling about this one. Hope I am wrong!