I'll still take bets, if anyone wants.
It's gonna happen.
I'll still take bets, if anyone wants.
It's gonna happen.
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This just in - I have video footage of the 2016 Van Hagar tour rehearsals!!!
Ah, c'mon. Dave probably still has a couple of blues-based weird ass albums left in him.
Sure, anything he releases is gonna tank hard, but I don't care. I like his idiosyncratic taste in music & so far I have liked each & every song of his.
As a contrast, the only song I remember from Van Hagar is "I Can't Stop Loving You" & I really do like that song, but it's just about the only one. I *think* I have listened to all of their albums in their entirety except for III & I honestly can't remember jack shit from any of them except for that song. That's how bland it is, for me.
But anyway, I want to SEE the show, not listen to it. So this is really an all-around perfect win, in my point of view. Flawless victory, fatality & all that.
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Yeah, Sam just decided to wish Edtard a happy birthday, out of the blue, after talking all kinds of shit about him.
At least I think he talked shit. I don't know, the only Sam soundbytes I get are the ones you fuckers bring here.
At any rate, you know as well as I do, that if Edtard is talking to one of his old singers, it's because he's working with him.
So let's crack open a bottle of something strong & tasty & cela-fuckin'-brate. It's hijinks time again!
Angel (01-27-2016)
I am way beyond that. This is the best news I've heard since Ubama claimed Global Warming is real. Of course, my plans of an eternal tan went all to shit last week but then some cunt reminded me that Ubama WAS right because the hotter the earth gets the colder the weather gets.
Regardless, this was planned out and scripted. There's no way it was too old coots just tweeting, seein as how 37 people around the world have been watching Ed's twats.
Jetstream (01-27-2016)
And then...love comes walking in!
Like I said - this was planned and scripted. Sammy is BACK motherfuckers!!! Dave is probably back in Ninja Kindergarten in China or North Korea or Vietnam or where the fuck ever he spends his time. He sure as hell don't spend it in California working on his tan and vocals.
Screw you guys - I'm headed to Cabo!!
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We might be able to predict his quotes, but we sure the hell cannot predict where Dave shows up. He is going to show up at Ice Station Zebra with midgets pulling a sled and shit which is more probable or even in Russia selling illegal art. And on cue, the Diamond One will release some of his best shit when no one is paying attention because everybody in this band operates this way. I mean this LP will be full of pussy, angst and bravado... everything the new Van Hagar will not have in spades, he will even have a lot of fucking hair with his old scream back in place lol
And he will be spotted with a hot butch chick which will make some question if he is gay, but you will get the part about his tan right
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Von Halen (01-27-2016)
Dude, he is going to be fucking miserable when he does but Dave can act
So be it...I really don't care anymore.
I will drop by occasionally, watch some on YouTube but it will bother me as much as a distant fart in the wind.
=VH= has done everything to fed me up with their bullshit. Well done, I'm fed up. To the max.
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Angel (01-27-2016),DavidLeeNatra (01-27-2016)
Let's face it, and I'm sure I've said it before, but outside of your hardcore Van Hagarita fans, there is a certain section of the concert ticket-buying public that would attend Van Bette...
You know, the 40'ish soccer mom and her buddies drinking wine coolers out in the lawn, passively listening to the lame-ass power Van Bette power ballads for two hours....
Not to mention, there will surely be many VH fans that will attend the show simply to get another chance to watch Edward Lodewijk Van Halen live....
Now having said that, there is absolutely no way that Van Velveeta will pack any arenas nor ampitheaters, outside of the regularly well-selling cities, i.e. St. Louis, NYC, LA, etc....
So if you're one of those who chastized VH for having shows on Groupon this last go-round, wait until you see the discounts that Van Bette throws out there....
Angel (01-27-2016),DavidLeeNatra (01-27-2016),vandeleur (01-27-2016)
I will stick to my Van Hagar boycott...
Still have only heard the songs that got radio play...
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DavidLeeNatra (01-27-2016)
Wouldn't surprise me at all if Sam came back for another go around, but who compromises, Ed or Sam? Does Sam go without Mike, or does Ed go without Wolfgang? Oh, the drama!!!
Also wouldn't surprise me if a tour sold reasonably well. At least the '04 tour had train wreck comedic value. This tour wouldn't even have that. Unless Sam teaches Wolf how to do the 5150 walk. Now that would have comedic value!
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Anonymous (01-27-2016)
After all the shit Hagar has been saying about Ed over the last 10+ years. You know Hagar has been hoping to become relevant again and hasn't been for 20 years, the only way to do that is get back with Van Halen. I hope Ed was only being polite but I have a bad feeling about this one. Hope I am wrong!
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