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  1. 01-27-2016, 10:33 AM #1
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    Don't Worry It Wasn't Me

    I'm still alive!

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  2. 01-27-2016, 10:54 AM #2
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    Everyone knows your Toyota is an '85!
    Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.
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  3. 01-27-2016, 11:01 AM #3
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    That guy deserved to die for driving a Jap car in Detroit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by twonabomber View Post
    Everyone knows your Toyota is an '85!
    so is kristy's!!!!!!
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
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  5. 01-27-2016, 12:10 PM #5
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    Kristy drives a Datsoon!
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    Kristy rides a FORD
    fuck your fucking framing
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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Kristy rides a FORD
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  8. 01-27-2016, 02:12 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Kristy rides a FORD
    she wishes....
    Eat Us And Smile

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    When I was a truck driver I saw people doing all kinds of weird shit while they were driving. I had chicks flip me off for trying to get an upskirt peek. I've had other chicks pull alongside and flash me. Some even honked their horns to make sure I was looking. Saw a few chicks diddling themselves. Saw a few dudes spanking the monkey too but none of them were watching porn.
    Beware of Dog
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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    What is that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    When I was a truck driver I saw people doing all kinds of weird shit while they were driving. I had chicks flip me off for trying to get an upskirt peek.
    You're a goddamned fucking genius, Dog.

    Absolutely brilliant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    What is that?
    a FORD slave cylinder
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  13. 01-27-2016, 06:20 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Izzy Moreno View Post
    You're a goddamned fucking genius, Dog.

    Absolutely brilliant.
    I'm sure most truck drivers think driving a tall vehicle that makes it easier to look up chicks skirts while they're driving is one of the best things about being one. The straight ones anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    When I was a truck driver I saw people doing all kinds of weird shit while they were driving. I had chicks flip me off for trying to get an upskirt peek. I've had other chicks pull alongside and flash me. Some even honked their horns to make sure I was looking. Saw a few chicks diddling themselves. Saw a few dudes spanking the monkey too but none of them were watching porn.
    Pretty certain you and I ate at some mutual roadside joints back then, as I witnessed most of the same sights from the cab as you did...









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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Pretty certain you and I ate at some mutual roadside joints back then, as I witnessed most of the same sights from the cab as you did...
    I got hooked on looking up skirts in the 6th grade. A student teacher took over the class fairly early on that wore a miniskirt damn near everyday. Too bad miniskirts were out of style not long after that. No shortage of them on weekend nights on Hollywood Blvd though.
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