Don't Worry It Wasn't Me

[Von Halen]

I'm still alive!

[twonabomber]

Everyone knows your Toyota is an '85!

[Von Halen]

That guy deserved to die for driving a Jap car in Detroit!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Everyone knows your Toyota is an '85!

so is kristy's!!!!!!

[twonabomber]

Kristy drives a Datsoon!

[vandeleur]

Kristy rides a FORD

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Kristy rides a FORD

[FORD]

Kristy rides a FORD

she wishes....

[cadaverdog]

When I was a truck driver I saw people doing all kinds of weird shit while they were driving. I had chicks flip me off for trying to get an upskirt peek. I've had other chicks pull alongside and flash me. Some even honked their horns to make sure I was looking. Saw a few chicks diddling themselves. Saw a few dudes spanking the monkey too but none of them were watching porn.

[cadaverdog]

What is that?

[Anonymous]

When I was a truck driver I saw people doing all kinds of weird shit while they were driving. I had chicks flip me off for trying to get an upskirt peek.

You're a goddamned fucking genius, Dog.

Absolutely brilliant.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

What is that?

a FORD slave cylinder

[cadaverdog]

You're a goddamned fucking genius, Dog.

Absolutely brilliant.

I'm sure most truck drivers think driving a tall vehicle that makes it easier to look up chicks skirts while they're driving is one of the best things about being one. The straight ones anyway.

[chefcraig]

When I was a truck driver I saw people doing all kinds of weird shit while they were driving. I had chicks flip me off for trying to get an upskirt peek. I've had other chicks pull alongside and flash me. Some even honked their horns to make sure I was looking. Saw a few chicks diddling themselves. Saw a few dudes spanking the monkey too but none of them were watching porn.

Pretty certain you and I ate at some mutual roadside joints back then, as I witnessed most of the same sights from the cab as you did...

[cadaverdog]

Pretty certain you and I ate at some mutual roadside joints back then, as I witnessed most of the same sights from the cab as you did...

I got hooked on looking up skirts in the 6th grade. A student teacher took over the class fairly early on that wore a miniskirt damn near everyday. Too bad miniskirts were out of style not long after that. No shortage of them on weekend nights on Hollywood Blvd though.

[twonabomber]

Mirror on the shoe in 6th grade in Catholic school...