But hey why make money when sammy has written " I want to lick your sunshine " and " fist pump your starfish" for ed as we speak
Just release the John 5 LP already...
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Jeff H posted at the Links yesterday that Dave's self-imposed break from social media is about to come to an end...."Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013Comment
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And he could do shit like drive around LA in the Merc and point out all the places they used to play and hang and stop in at Irv's and he could pretend to be cool and not a fuckin weirdo who sits around in bunny jammies with a bunch of stupid pop tarts and red bull scattered around as if he actually even knows what either one tastes like.
There - I just came up with the most awesome Roth Show ideas ever. I could shoot all that shit in six days and have enough video to post an episode a week for a year. He should hire me. I'd make Von my camera guy and we'd make Dave appear to be cool again.American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Whatever it is, I'm sure it will take not only the interwebs, but the world, by storm.Comment
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Maybe it's possible Dave has no interest in returning. He's a lot of things, but I wouldn't say stupid is one of them (well, other than his decision to leave VH in the first place). I have mentioned in the past about Dave's self identity being wrapped up in "Dave Roth, lead singer of VH", but he has to realize that the sun is setting on VH, even if he and EVH were best buds, which they're obviously not. I don't think there's much left to squeeze out of a Dave led VH at this point, although I do think there's enough left in the tank for one more album which I'd like to see. Short of that, do a farewell tour with Mike and call it a day. If Ed then wants to fuck around with a certain capri wearing 70 year old, that's on him.
Oh- and start releasing all that old audio/video shit that's sitting around somewhere collecting dust.Comment
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Roth used to give interesting interviews, but when it's just him rambling and rambling and rambling on I don't have the patience anymore to extract diamond dust from dogshit/a few interesting anecdotes from 2 hours of him laughing at his own jokes.
I'd just as soon see the guy playing music as long as he is still actually able to do so, rather than have him act out some contrived and outdated rock star stud persona for a podcast or see him ham-handedly playing a role he thinks his shrinking fanbase still wants to believe in, surrounded by models 1/3 his age. It'd be more laughable and sad than anything else.Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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I know what the fuck the man should do... run for president. Who cares if he wins or not, document the whole thing and make a farce out of what the election really is right now and a get a running mate who is like really fucking hot and make sure she is psychotic and says all kind of wacked out stuff in barley anything you would want to call legit clothesI got lost in the...Comment
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I know what the fuck the man should do... run for president. Who cares if he wins or not, document the whole thing and make a farce out of what the election really is right now and a get a running mate who is like really fucking hot and make sure she is psychotic and says all kind of wacked out stuff in barley anything you would want to call legit clothesAmerican by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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I don't care Donnie, I would be. It is not like Clint Eastwood ever killed anyone (at least to my knowledge) in the actual world and I want to be entertained.... could you imagine the attention horror Spammy would have if Dave jumped out on the biggest stage while all he is advertising is a 'Rock and Roll weekend with old hair bands lolI got lost in the...Comment
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