Official 2016 Iowa Caucus Thread

[FORD]

Democrats

Republicans

[DONNIEP]

I should have run. I'd even go so far as make Ford my VP. And then I'd lock him in the basement of the White House

[FORD]

So far the best moment of coverage is when MSNBC was listening in on Bernie supporters making their pitch to the uncommitted caucus goers. A young woman, apparently a recent veteran from Afghanistan (apparently unaware that a live mic was on her) made a comment about "how fucked up the VA is now". Bernie, of course is better on veterans issues than anybody else running, but it was funny to hear Rachel Maddow, Brian Williams and the rest of them apologizing all over themselves for letting a "fuck" escape over the airwaves.

MSNBC now reporting that Martin O'Malley will "suspend" his campaign later tonight - which is about what I expected, given his lack of support.

Now how many defections will there be from the Republican clown car after this? Seems to be down to Herr Trump and the two Cubans, with any real numbers..... Crazy Cruz actually has the lead last time I checked.

[Kristy]

Appears your master is getting his ass kicked, slave FORD

[DONNIEP]

So far the best moment of coverage is when MSNBC was listening in on Bernie supporters making their pitch to the uncommitted caucus goers. A young woman, apparently a recent veteran from Afghanistan (apparently unaware that a live mic was on her) made a comment about "how fucked up the VA is now". Bernie, of course is better on veterans issues than anybody else running, but it was funny to hear Rachel Maddow, Brian Williams and the rest of them apologizing all over themselves for letting a "fuck" escape over the airwaves.

MSNBC now reporting that Martin O'Malley will "suspend" his campaign later tonight - which is about what I expected, given his lack of support.

Now how many defections will there be from the Republican clown car after this? Seems to be down to Herr Trump and the two Cubans, with any real numbers..... Crazy Cruz actually has the lead last time I checked.

Have some Bawllz and call Carson an African. You won't cause you're a freaking hypocrite liberal. And make sure going forward you call ALL blacks Africans. What? You can't? Oh, I forgot. You liberals can disparage anyone so long as they LOOK WHITE. I understand now.

[Kristy]

See? This is exactly why I'm converting to Marxism.

[FORD]

Appears your master is getting his ass kicked, slave FORD

Actually, he's not. It's essentially a tie.

Which means it's actually a big win for Bernie, since he started this race 40 points behind Queen Bitch.

[FORD]

Meanwhile on the right wing side, MSNBC has projected Crazy Canadian Cuban Cruz as winner over Herr Trump and Jeb's puppet Marco coming in third.

[FORD]

Huckster just announced he's dropping out. Even less of a surprise than O'Malley....

[DONNIEP]

See, this is the problem with you liberals: you hate anybody who looks white and feel empowered to slander them yet you're too damn afraid to call a black an African.

If an ISIS commander ran for president in this country you'd all bust a nut to elect him, so long as he wasn't a Chalkasian, and you'd never call him a Middle Easterner or a Moozlim or a camel jockey.

[DONNIEP]

Suck on that, you liberal fruity wine cooler drinker.

Let's see you stand up for something, anything, and call Carson an African. You won't do it. You can't do it. But if he was as white as Michael Jackson you'd have a nervous breakdown.

[Kristy]

Actually, he's not. It's essentially a tie.

Which means it's actually a big win for Bernie, since he started this race 40 points behind Queen Bitch.

Delusional disorder, previously called paranoid disorder, is a type of serious mental illness called a "psychosis" in which a person cannot tell what is real from what is imagined. The main feature of this disorder is the presence of delusions, which are unshakable beliefs in something untrue.

[FORD]

Suck on that, you liberal fruity wine cooler drinker.

Let's see you stand up for something, anything, and call Carson an African. You won't do it. You can't do it. But if he was as white as Michael Jackson you'd have a nervous breakdown.

Did Carson ever live in Africa? Not that I'm aware of.

Actually, to hear the guy talk, I'd say he lives in a permanent cloud of nitrous oxide. Didn't think brain surgeons used that stuff.

Now what the fuck is up with Rubio giving a "victory" speech after coming in THIRD???

BTW, I never touch wine coolers. Fucking sulfite allergy makes that a really bad idea

[Kristy]

Speaking of the South, Donnie whatever happen to your Alabama white trash sorority gold pissing girl?

[DONNIEP]

Did Carson ever live in Africa? Not that I'm aware of.

Actually, to hear the guy talk, I'd say he lives in a permanent cloud of nitrous oxide. Didn't think brain surgeons used that stuff.

Now what the fuck is up with Rubio giving a "victory" speech after coming in THIRD???

BTW, I never touch wine coolers. Fucking sulfite allergy makes that a really bad idea

When did Cruz live in Cuba? Did I miss something?

[DONNIEP]

Speaking of the South, Donnie whatever happen to your Alabama white trash sorority gold pissing girl?

I'm trying to keep up with you. But I don't live in Alabama so I may have missed something.

[FORD]

Delusional disorder, previously called paranoid disorder, is a type of serious mental illness called a "psychosis" in which a person cannot tell what is real from what is imagined. The main feature of this disorder is the presence of delusions, which are unshakable beliefs in something untrue.

It's a 50-50 tie, with 5 votes seperating them. That means an exact tie in delegates. Still waiting on the last 10% of the precincts to report in, but these are some big precincts, and there's some college towns in those, which are likely to favor Bernie.

[DONNIEP]

Come on, Ford. When did Cruz live in Cuba? I'm not saying he's not a citizen or a party member - I just want to know when he lived there.

[DONNIEP]

It's a 50-50 tie, with 5 votes seperating them. That means an exact tie in delegates. Still waiting on the last 10% of the precincts to report in, but these are some big precincts, and there's some college towns in those, which are likely to favor Bernie.

Ha! Like the college students at UC Irvine who are demanding a dissolution of the campus police? The same police that they have NO even alleged instances of mistreatment from?? In other words, you're hanging your hopes on a bunch of goddamn morons who would take your house and cars and sell them to pay for their so-called educations? Weak...

[FORD]

Come on, Ford. When did Cruz live in Cuba? I'm not saying he's not a citizen or a party member - I just want to know when he lived there.

He's Cuban by ethnicity. Canadian by citizenship. And Crazy by... well just listen to his fundagelical theocratic dominionist bullshit!

[Kristy]

Your Star Wars Alabama sorority white trash gold pissing girl.

Jesus fucking Christ. How many times do I need to explain myself on here?

[DONNIEP]

He's Cuban by ethnicity. Canadian by citizenship. And Crazy by... well just listen to his fundagelical theocratic dominionist bullshit!

And every single black in this country is African by ethnicity. So don't call them African Americans. Call all the blacks Africans.

[DONNIEP]

And what's wrong with being Cuban by extraction? So nobody who has Cuban ancestors can be Americans?

You are the single most racist person I know. And I met Virgil Griffin. Dude - your argument is beyond retarded. You talk shit about some guy who had the misfortune to be born to a parent of Cuban extraction. But you don't have the balls to shit on a black guy and call him an African in a pejorative sense?

[DONNIEP]

Your Star Wars Alabama sorority white trash gold pissing girl.

Jesus fucking Christ. How many times do I need to explain myself on here?

If she pissed on one of my flags or renounced her Southerness I would be with you. And I may still be. But I have no idea what you're talking about lol. Look, I admit I ain't so smart. But just tell me what you're talking about. If she fucked up then I'll agree with you.

[FORD]

And what's wrong with being Cuban by extraction? So nobody who has Cuban ancestors can be Americans?

You are the single most racist person I know. And I met Virgil Griffin. Dude - your argument is beyond retarded. You talk shit about some guy who had the misfortune to be born to a parent of Cuban extraction. But you don't have the balls to shit on a black guy and call him an African in a pejorative sense?

When did I say there was anything wrong with being Cuban??

My problem with Cruz is that he's a Canadian citizen (and therefore ineligble to run for President) AND he's a fundagelical lunatic whose father believes that God Almighty anointed him to be King of Theorcratic Dominionist Empire of America.

My problem with Rubio is that he's a BCE puppet.

I used to have a neighbor who was born in Cuba. Nice guy. If he ever ran for President, I'd vote for him. Even if he did talk so fast I couldn't understand him half the time.

[DONNIEP]

Come on, Ford - pull your balls out and be a man. Stand up for your ugly Honkie candidate. Tell us all how Cruz grew up in Cuba. Show us your proof. You won't. You can't. Ford, you stuck your racist foot in your mouth and you can't pull it out fast enough. You are a racist and a socialist who doesn't have the BALLS to turn all your belongings in to the State. You lock your doors every night. You take the keys out of your car(s) every time you get out. You want me and all the rest of us to give it all up so that you can feel good.

Well, let me tell you something: if your shithead candidate wins, I will be one of the top members of his party. Because I have half a brain and know how to work the system. You will be crushed under my feet as I move forward and people like you will be tossed aside.

[Angel]

He's Cuban by ethnicity. Canadian by citizenship. And Crazy by... well just listen to his fundagelical theocratic dominionist bullshit!

Not Canadian anymore. He dropped his Canadian citizenship. YAY!!!

[Angel]

And every single black in this country is African by ethnicity. So don't call them African Americans. Call all the blacks Africans.

Call them Americans. FFS.

[TFM_Dale]

Cuban lives matter! Especially Mark Cuban.

[DONNIEP]

When did I say there was anything wrong with being Cuban??

My problem with Cruz is that he's a Canadian citizen (and therefore ineligble to run for President) AND he's a fundagelical lunatic whose father believes that God Almighty anointed him to be King of Theorcratic Dominionist Empire of America.

My problem with Rubio is that he's a BCE puppet.

I used to have a neighbor who was born in Cuba. Nice guy. If he ever ran for President, I'd vote for him. Even if he did talk so fast I couldn't understand him half the time.

Gee, I don't know. If one of us said Ben Carson was an African then you'd go nuts. You are a racist and you can't walk it back because you have no mod permissions in this forum.

[DONNIEP]

Call them Americans. FFS.

Don't quote me. Tell Ford to call them that. He will only do so while he's stepping on the necks of Hispanics

[TFM_Dale]

Call them Americans. FFS.

Don't start trying to make sense! That isn't allowed in politics!

[DONNIEP]

Call them Americans. FFS.

Shut up and start embracing your president!!

[FORD]

Not Canadian anymore. He dropped his Canadian citizenship. YAY!!!

Congratulations on getting rid of him. Wish we could.

[DONNIEP]

Congratulations on getting rid of him. Wish we could.

Still waiting.

[Von Halen]

I think it's hilarious that Ford is more pissed about that dudes Canadian heritage, than he is about his Cuban heritage!

[TFM_Dale]

I think it's hilarious that Ford is more pissed about that dudes Canadian heritage, than he is about his Cuban heritage!

Those canuckians are shifty

[TFM_Dale]

Still waiting.

To see if Bernie can pull it off? Me too.

[Von Halen]

Those canuckians are shifty

Canuckleheads.

[Von Halen]

To see if Bernie can pull it off? Me too.

Is this Bernie guy trying to beat the Cubanadien too?