Dave's Social Media Returns this Sunday, Feb. 7th

[Anonymous]

So it's the demotion you are objecting to

Wait, is Robin the top or the bottom?

[vandeleur]

Wait, is Robin the top or the bottom?

Well it ain't the robin cave or the robinmobil

[Anonymous]

You know who talks about being gay more than Paul Lynde did? Vandy. I'm thinking there's a pattern here.

Vandy, it's kinda like Candy, the quintessential easy stripper name.

Hmmm...

Maybe he's just curious. We should chip in & send a tranny or two his way, get it out of his system.

Unless he's cruisin' for real men, if so there's nothing I can do about it, I don't have any contacts in that department.

[Anonymous]

Well it ain't the robin cave or the robinmobil

They might be a modern couple. The wife has everything in his name. Including the milkman.

[vandeleur]

Vandy, it's kinda like Candy, the quintessential easy stripper name.

Hmmm...

Maybe he's just curious. We should chip in & send a tranny or two his way, get it out of his system.

Unless he's cruisin' for real men, if so there's nothing I can do about it, I don't have any contacts in that department.

I am a Geordie , gay means your girlfriend doesn't have hairy tits. I once drank from a half pint glass and was nearly stoned to death

[ZahZoo]

New Matador Jackets... on sale soon...

Sheep out. Bulls in... Odd though. Dave goes to Texas, attends some rodeo and leaves his chaps at home. WTF?

[DONNIEP]

New Matador Jackets... on sale soon...

Sheep out. Bulls in... Odd though. Dave goes to Texas, attends some rodeo and leaves his chaps at home. WTF?

He remembered to wear that Panerai 616. Which is odd since the guy really doesn't seem to own much of anything. 50 grand on a tattoo, 20 grand on a watch - the last couple tours musta paid pretty well.

[Von Halen]

New Matador Jackets... on sale soon...

Sheep out. Bulls in... Odd though. Dave goes to Texas, attends some rodeo and leaves his chaps at home. WTF?

Dave treats his lifelong fans like shit, but shows up and treats a bunch of hill jack rednecks that might be able to name one or two songs of his, like he's been their buddy forever. This fucking guys doucheness never ceases to amaze me.

In case anyone is keeping track, I watched a total of 1:13 seconds of that, before I fast forwarded, just to hear if he was still being lame, then fast forwarded to the end. Great stuff Dave. You are a true savant. About everything, including sheep and cattle.

[Von Halen]

He remembered to wear that Panerai 616. Which is odd since the guy really doesn't seem to own much of anything. 50 grand on a tattoo, 20 grand on a watch - the last couple tours musta paid pretty well.

And $0 on mental health.

[Anonymous]

He's taking the whole fortune to his grave.

The guy became the quintessential parody of the old Jew.

He's old, there's no point saving up tens of millions for later. A couple million, I could understand. But tens of millions? Why?

He has no children, who's he saving the money for? His sister? Why doesn't he give her a few millions, then? Does she have to wait for him to die?

Does he have some foundation? Is he giving money to charitable organizations?

Nah, he'll be buried with the whole thing. Good on ya, Dave.

[Anonymous]

Dave treats his lifelong fans like shit, but shows up and treats a bunch of hill jack rednecks that might be able to name one or two songs of his, like he's been their buddy forever. This fucking guys doucheness never ceases to amaze me.

In case anyone is keeping track, I watched a total of 1:13 seconds of that, before I fast forwarded, just to hear if he was still being lame, then fast forwarded to the end. Great stuff Dave. You are a true savant. About everything, including sheep and cattle.

I have been suspecting, but this settles it. You were pretty close to meeting him, fairly recently & he blew you off. And now you can't get over it.

Well, Flappo dealt with a similar situation by Popgearing Joe Rogan for eternity. Maybe you could take up the ancient art & start pasting black dicks all over Dave?

[Anonymous]

A classic.

[Von Halen]

I have been suspecting, but this settles it. You were pretty close to meeting him, fairly recently & he blew you off. And now you can't get over it.

You think I've never met Dave?

I've met, and been around Dave enough times to tell you with 100% certainty, I don't give even a portion of one fuck, about ever meeting him again.

[Anonymous]

You think I've never met Dave?

I've met, and been around Dave enough times to tell you with 100% certainty, I don't give even a portion of one fuck, about ever meeting him again.

I believe you, you just seemed more pissed off lately.

Which I can perfectly understand, of course.

[DONNIEP]

Well I listened to the whole thing. Dave is so full of it - he keeps the windows open on the tour bus? Bwahahahaha!!! Mr Neat Freak ain't keeping the windows open and there ain't no fans coming up handing him chicken and corn. Anyway, another boring "show" with the same old same old. Sheep, dogs, cows, blah blah blah.