Dave's Social Media Returns this Sunday, Feb. 7th

[Anonymous]

Between the two of you the human race would die out.
Cannot and wouldn't ...... You are now asking a lesbian advice on cream pies.

Taxi for the both of you

Look, Angel popped in at a critical time, I thought I'd have a go at asking her. Couldn't hurt.

[vandeleur]

You don't have to explain your self to me bud , just little ford

[DONNIEP]

You don't have to explain your self to me bud , just little ford

Your taunts have no affect on me, you Moozlim sympathizer!

[DONNIEP]

And the closest Vandy comes to a pair of panties is when he's doing the laundry

[vandeleur]

And the closest Vandy comes to a pair of panties is when he's doing the laundry

And they are mine

[DONNIEP]

And they are mine

Well, they are really soft. So you get a pass on that. Unless you're wearing them outside of the house. Which means you're gay. And will possibly get you tossed off a building by one of your new "countrymen"

[FORD]

Ford

Hey don't be pushing that Trump wall building shit on to me. As far as I'm concerned "The Wall" is a Pink Floyd album, and that's the only one I recognize.

[vandeleur]

Well, they are really soft. So you get a pass on that. Unless you're wearing them outside of the house. Which means you're gay. And will possibly get you tossed off a building by one of your new "countrymen"

I live in a bungalow , do you have those in New Mexicana ?

[DONNIEP]

Finally, Ford shows up. Now me and him are gonna kick your ass Vandy!!

[vandeleur]

Finally, Ford shows up. Now me and him are gonna kick your ass Vandy!!

[DONNIEP]

I live in a bungalow , do you have those in New Mexicana ?

No, we have these things called houses and these other things called yards. A yard is an area a little over an acre big that we own and can do whatever the fuck we want on it. It's all part of this new thing called Freedom.

And we're gonna keep the illegals out. Again: Wall. We'll send back the criminals and keep all the good ones to work in the Mexican restaurants cause that's important. Then we're gonna build huge cotton plantations and woops wrong thread. But you get the idea.

[Igosplut]

Dave treats his lifelong fans like shit, but shows up and treats a bunch of hill jack rednecks that might be able to name one or two songs of his, like he's been their buddy forever. This fucking guys doucheness never ceases to amaze me.

In case anyone is keeping track, I watched a total of 1:13 seconds of that, before I fast forwarded, just to hear if he was still being lame, then fast forwarded to the end. Great stuff Dave. You are a true savant. About everything, including sheep and cattle.

HA! If he was promoting Dodge trucks you'd be all in.......

[DONNIEP]

You are just scared because you know between Ford's Ultra Liberal Yankee Powers and my Super Conservative Confederate Jesus Kicks Ass Powers we are going to make you kneel before us like you're about to be doing to your ISIS masters on that little island you live on. And honest to God, haven't you people figure out yet that an island is some place tropical?? Not some rock where it rains constantly and the natives go 'round stabbing each other!

[Igosplut]

I believe you, you just seemed more pissed off lately.

Which I can perfectly understand, of course.

Oh no, he's much better now......

[vandeleur]

You are just scared because you know between Ford's Ultra Liberal Yankee Powers and my Super Conservative Confederate Jesus Kicks Ass Powers we are going to make you kneel before us like you're about to be doing to your ISIS masters on that little island you live on. And honest to God, haven't you people figure out yet that an island is some place tropical?? Not some rock where it rains constantly and the natives go 'round stabbing each other!

Sorry mate I can't hear you its pissing down and it's making a hell of a noise on my tin roof

[FORD]

HA! If he was promoting Dodge trucks you'd be all in.......

or striped dune buggies.

[Anonymous]

Oh no, he's much better now......

You guys had to put with worse than he is now?

I'm so sorry!

[DONNIEP]

Sorry mate I can't hear you its pissing down and it's making a hell of a noise on my tin roof

Don't worry, once ISIS puts you all in "camps" you won't have that problem anymore

[FORD]

You are just scared because you know between Ford's Ultra Liberal Yankee Powers and my Super Conservative Confederate Jesus Kicks Ass Powers we are going to make you kneel before us like you're about to be doing to your ISIS masters on that little island you live on. And honest to God, haven't you people figure out yet that an island is some place tropical?? Not some rock where it rains constantly and the natives go 'round stabbing each other!

I HAVE THE ULTRA LIBERAL YANKEE POWWWWEEEERRRR!!!

[Anonymous]

I HAVE THE ULTRA LIBERAL YANKEE POWWWWEEEERRRR!!!

You're not even bothering to hide it any more, are you?

[Angel]

Between the two of you the human race would die out.
Cannot and wouldn't ...... You are now asking a lesbian advice on cream pies.

Taxi for the both of you

Even worse...I'm asexual now. Women are too fucking nuts...

[FORD]

You're not even bothering to hide it any more, are you?

Why would you think HeMan was gay??

[Igosplut]

You guys had to put with worse than he is now?

I'm so sorry!

Yea, when he was running the other place, he was a real cunt...You guys are getting the older version..

[Anonymous]

Yea, when he was running the other place, he was a real cunt...You guys are getting the older version..

Was?

Holy shit!

[Seshmeister]

New Matador Jackets... on sale soon...

Sheep out. Bulls in... Odd though. Dave goes to Texas, attends some rodeo and leaves his chaps at home. WTF?

Getting a little more on topic, when Dave says that Van Halen are the 2nd biggest rock band on Rock Radio and and since #1 is Led Zepplin he was referring to the study mentioned in this article a couple of years ago.




The funny thing is that there is no VH in the top 15 songs...

[Von Halen]

Doesn't appear any of the top 5 in the first list, are on the top 15 list. Weird.

I wonder if Dave realizes he's probably incuding Van Hagar with that claim? I'm sure the radio stations don't distinguish between the two.

[Seshmeister]

If the research was done when Van Halen were touring that would up their numbers too.

[DONNIEP]

I wonder if Dave realizes he's probably incuding Van Hagar with that claim? I'm sure the radio stations don't distinguish between the two.

The local classic rock station in Charlotte plays a pretty even mix of Van Halen and Van Hagar. I love it on Twofer Tuesdays when they play a Van Halen song followed by a Van Hagar song lol. And honestly I don't think most people these days give a shit if it's Dave or Sam singing, outside of us and a handful of people on another board.

[DONNIEP]

I just took another look at the chart - no fuckin wonder if seems like every time I turn on 99.7 they're playing Pink Floyd. It's cause they are!!! God I get so sick of hearing those damn songs.

[Seshmeister]

It's interesting that only 2 of the top 6 or 4 out of the top 10 are American.

[Seshmeister]

Your taunts have no affect on me, you Moozlim sympathizer!

Death to the silk haters!

[twonabomber]

Another new Roth Show today?

[vaijuju]

yep, it's a good one with more music.. Take sareva with his guitar teacher Jeff alkowski.. a acoustic never heard "ain't no christmas for me , perhaps with John 5 ? + an another one never heard ..cool

[Von Halen]

yep, it's a good one with more music..

Oh, look. We're up to 4 official Dave suck dicks.

Yeah, it's fucking good. If you're retarded.

No, I take that back. Even a retard wouldn't like that garbage.

[vaijuju]

Oh, look. We're up to 4 official Dave suck dicks.

Yeah, it's fucking good. If you're retarded.

No, I take that back. Even a retard wouldn't like that garbage.

do i call a nurse or doctor for you ? today , did you take your drug ?

[Von Halen]

do i call a nurse or doctor for you ? today , did you take your drug ?

Which drug?

To think that crap is good, I'd need some drugs.

[vaijuju]

at 19.10




(original Charles mingus)

[Von Halen]

Ok. I'll revise my statement.

MOST of it sucks ass.

But the one accoustic song he does in English, is good. Dave should do more of that, instead of regurgitating all that same old lame shit. In fact, that's ALL Dave should do. Sing fucking songs. Any songs!

[ZahZoo]

Which drug?

To think that crap is good, I'd need some drugs.

I second that... Pass the drugs. What the hell was all that anyhow..?

[Angel]

How does anyone listen to that CRAP? WTF!?