No. 2
No. 2
No. 3
No. 4
And finally no. 5
Boo!! Boo!!
Dave's gay ass site is cooler and has more fan interaction - that's a fact! His cat-with-its-ass-in-the-air represents Dave chasing pussy.
Yeah, and I'm Donald Trump.
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
And you fuckers wet your panties over Dave's social media?
Talk about sheep.
I understand you're hungry, but don't be excited just because he's feeding you shit.
Demand MORE. Demand BETTER. Tell the old fucker to FUCK OFF, DAVE!
Everybody slams Sammy because he keeps on making records and forming new groups. Hahahahahaha!! Yeah, he sucks because he keeps on working while Dave spends his time in Ninja Kindergarten!! Cause that's what rock stars do!!
Face it: this is The Izzy & Donnie Show.
And whether you like it or whether you don't - you better learn to love it. Because this is the only show in town.
Yeah, but Sammy's not an artiste.Originally Posted by DONNIEP
Real artistes work for the love of art.
Fuck if I know what Dave does.
No, no, no!!! Dave's a fucking minimalist... You're missing the depth of his art. It says right on the bag to use 2-3 inches in the litter box.
Sammy sold out™ to commercialism...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
da fuck is wrong with you guys, spammin' sammy shit all over the place, sad sad state
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Actually, Sammy's "shit" looks professional, well-designed & caters to his fanbase.
The only real shit I spammed is Dave's so-called website, amateurish crap which shows absolutely no respect towards his fans.
I can't believe some people are actually excited about that crap.
It's like you guys just discovered candles while the rest of the world has had electricity for over a decade.
There is no way, in this day & age that you can say that Dave is superior to Sammy in *anything*.
Stage presence? Give me a fucking break.
Singing. Hahahahahahaha!!!
Media presence. The less said about it the better.
And now to the crux of it all - Music. Sammy's music may be crap, but he wins by default, because Dave HAS NO MUSIC. AT ALL.
Face it, Sammy won in the last stretch. You can cheer Dave all you want, he doesn't give a fuck because he's sliding & twitching on the side of the track.
We lost. Might as well admit it now & save ourselves any further embarrassment. It's over.
Oh, it's sad all right.
It's fucking depressing.
Just be glad we don't charge for all this entertainment.
MAn if you were half as funny as you guys think you are
fuck your fucking framing
Like Seth McFarlane, we go for quantity over quality.MAn if you were half as funny as you guys think you are
Even IF we were only half as funny as we think we are, we'd still be twice as entertaining as the rest of the crap that gets posted here. Well, except for Sesh's stuff, it's pretty funny. At least I think it is. It's so hard to tell, what with his jumbled up sentences and made up wordsMAn if you were half as funny as you guys think you are
Ok then ...... Weird thing to say as its only you and ford posting reallyEven IF we were only half as funny as we think we are, we'd still be twice as entertaining as the rest of the crap that gets posted here. Well, except for Sesh's stuff, it's pretty funny. At least I think it is. It's so hard to tell, what with his jumbled up sentences and made up words
Well, I didn't think about that. You're right. I don't know what it means, but you're right.Ok then ...... Weird thing to say as its only you and ford posting really
You're either saying I'm FROD, or completely dismissing my valuable contributions to this site.Ok then ...... Weird thing to say as its only you and ford posting really
I hate you & I wish I had never met your wife.
you are very angry as of late
Blame Dave.
He started all this with his pussy website!
you did with your reaction to a website
Nuh-uh!
Can we all at least agree to give DLR some (albeit minuscule) credit for doing SOMETHING with his website, as compared to the VH website, which only updates yearly with the half-hearted "Merry Christmas" post?
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
So what you're saying is, we should only compare Dave to those that do even less than him & ignore everything else.
Is that what you're saying? Do you really want to "come out on top" that bad?
What's next? Are we going to compare Dave to reality TV singers, claiming how our "idol" made it big & those suckers can't even win a TV contest?
No.
I don't like wallowing in mediocrity, I refuse to scrape the bottom of the barrel & I don't eat shit.
Dave gets no fucking credit for putting up an amateur website. And if you're still in touch with anyone from DDE, please convey them this message from yours truly:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK DAVE!
Well, we can. I mean, we could. But we're not gonna. We all read the announcement - Dave's return from his self imposed absence from blah blah blah. And all we get is a 25 minute long rehash of the same crap he's been saying for 30 years. Oh, and apparently he really, really, really wants to go to the Monster Truck Rally.
Ok, if it makes Dave feel better then I will give him credit for doing something as opposed to nothing but the something isn't much better than nothing and sometimes having nothing is truly better than having something unless the something is half way entertaining. But it's not.
Dave - if you're reading this, I will call you back just as soon as I can. Hugs!!
No, in fact I agree with you 100%....
Both DLR and VH's inactivity on social media is frustrating as hell....
So, while DLR's website may be quite lame, it's not dead as a doorknob like VH's.....
keep it up, you can change your handle again, this time to ilicklikebleater
The worst thing was the hype, VA.
I mean, we're all obviously retarded, otherwise we would've learned a long time ago, but all that hype about how Dave was making a "comeback" to social media... and we get a flash site & a black & white picture?
I mean, we're talking about the guy who did the "Just a Gigolo", "California Girls" "Crazy from the Heat" & "A Little Ain't Enough" videos.
It's not unreasonable to expect to be blinded by hot pink, electric blue, pastel colours & neon infused photo galleries, chronological timelines, discographies, history, videos, all that shit that's gotta be stored somewhere.
Let people buy his music in MP3, FLAC or WAV format.
Historical tidbits, comments about the albums & songs.
And if Dave wanted to show off his crayon paintings, have a section of that on the site.
Jesus fuck, most Geocities sites were better designed than this absolute horrendous crap.
I know I've been the most vocal about Dave needing to act his age, but that's the whole fucking point! The website is not HIM, it's whatever he WANTS it to be. And it can be Dave at 25 years old FOREVER!
No seriously, fuck Dave.
Did I tell Dave to fuck off already? Because fuck him. Fuck Dave.
This is unbelievable. I'm the one straying from the flock while you're following blindly & you're calling *ME* a sheep?
The irony is depressingly overwhelming.
sheep
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noun
noun: sheep; plural noun: sheep
1.
a domesticated ruminant mammal with a thick woolly coat and (typically only in the male) curving horns. It is kept in flocks for its wool or meat, and is proverbial for its tendency to follow others in the flock.
synonyms: ram, ewe, lamb, wether, bellwether; More
a wild mammal related to this, such as the argali, bighorn, bharal, and urial.
2.
used with reference to people who are too easily influenced or led.
"party members should not follow their leader like sheep"
3.
a person regarded as a protected follower of God.
a member of a minister's congregation.
I've said it half-assed seriously a dozen times, but I could run VH's social media for free better than they do it, it's infuriating when we see how other "old" bands run successful social media accounts, like AC/DC, KISS, Aerosmith, Metallica, etc....
This is so friggin boring it makes want to gouge out my eyeballs and shove sharpened pencils in my ear holes.
waaay believable. you are strayin' and hate dave roth. i don't hate dave roth and and am happy to be on a vintage message board dedicated to dave roth. i called you no name. your frame of mind is overwhelmingly depressing.
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Sammy Hagar. I mean, Dave's "site" was the final straw, but then I stupidly decided to have a look at Sammy's site & that was just like being pissed on after being crippled.
I've had it with this shit.
So why am I complaining here? Well, where else am I going to complain about Dave "Dumbass" Roth? The Links? Those people are happy with their Sammy merchandise, products & events. They don't need a miserable retard raining on their parade.
And no one else that likes classic rock gives a shit about Dave - wisely - other than to crack a few jokes about the twitchy old faggot.
Nope, this is the only place where I can complain about this shit, like it or not.
You can call me any name you like, I don't mind.
But sheep? I am going against the grain here, isolated from the flock.
Sheep don't do that.
What the fuck are you talking about? This is why we bought Dave's albums. This is why we supported the Man, the Legend.
So he could go to a sheep farm with his fucking dog, film it & pass it off as new material.
I bet that motherfucker never stepped foot in that or any other farm again. I bet that was a one off thing, just like his "climbing". That he used to do all the time. Every weekend. Once. Not really.
I would call you izzyreallythisretarded but that is just me.
dumb ones with nothin' better to do do
i said doodoo
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