I can't remember if I said before or not but the advert is for Sarge's t-shirts - he still has some left. I hear most of the XXL ones have gone but he has plenty of girl ones left.
Strange that...
I can't remember if I said before or not but the advert is for Sarge's t-shirts - he still has some left. I hear most of the XXL ones have gone but he has plenty of girl ones left.
Strange that...
I would say it's because the XXL motherfuckers have ran the few girls off the site due to high-school issues that carried into well over middle-age, but the truth seems to be quite an inconvenience, unwelcome & unwanted around these parts.Originally Posted by Seshmeister
I can't remember if I said before or not but the advert is for Sarge's t-shirts - he still has some left. I hear most of the XXL ones have gone but he has plenty of girl ones left.
Strange that...
Not as much as it once was, granted, but it's still not a very popular thing.
I disagree... I think it's still quite popular and inconvenient. This is what makes it so alluring and mystical...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
What's the deal..?
Dave's got a new Roth Show™ up 5 days now and no mention here..?
Rodeo clown, eh?
Not only that, but Bette told Dan Rather in an upcoming interview that "I was really as big as Van Halen" as a solo artist....
Nothing....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
This is that link, BTW...
http://www.vhnd.com/2016/02/20/sammy...-as-van-halen/
I saw the Sam thing mentioned on VHND's FB page and decided to pass. Next time I'll post it.
Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.
Zahzoo mentions David Lee Roth & you two ladies steer the cuntversation towards Sammy Hagar.
I rest my case.
Long term poster donnie gets outed and people think dave's Roth show is big news
fuck your fucking framing
Who's donnie..?
Izzy's missusWho's donnie..?
So just a few days ago I was Robin & now I'm Batman? You gotta keep your stories straight, Vandel Lure.Izzy's missus
Look, me & Donnie, we're brothers. We're close, but we don't give each other's handies. Not because we're not gay, even though we really aren't, or at least I aren't, but because brothers don't do that kind of stuff.
We slap each other everywhere except butts & bawllz.
I don't know what you think about when you hear "brotherly love", but I can assure you, there's no saxuals involved.
I'd sooner have buttsex with you than with my brother!
So it's the demotion you are objecting to
You know who talks about being gay more than Paul Lynde did? Vandy. I'm thinking there's a pattern here.
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Gentlemen Against Yankies ?
Wait, is Robin the top or the bottom?So it's the demotion you are objecting to
Well it ain't the robin cave or the robinmobil
Vandy, it's kinda like Candy, the quintessential easy stripper name.
Hmmm...
Maybe he's just curious. We should chip in & send a tranny or two his way, get it out of his system.
Unless he's cruisin' for real men, if so there's nothing I can do about it, I don't have any contacts in that department.
They might be a modern couple. The wife has everything in his name. Including the milkman.Well it ain't the robin cave or the robinmobil
I am a Geordie , gay means your girlfriend doesn't have hairy tits. I once drank from a half pint glass and was nearly stoned to death
New Matador Jackets... on sale soon...
Sheep out. Bulls in... Odd though. Dave goes to Texas, attends some rodeo and leaves his chaps at home. WTF?
He remembered to wear that Panerai 616. Which is odd since the guy really doesn't seem to own much of anything. 50 grand on a tattoo, 20 grand on a watch - the last couple tours musta paid pretty well.
Dave treats his lifelong fans like shit, but shows up and treats a bunch of hill jack rednecks that might be able to name one or two songs of his, like he's been their buddy forever. This fucking guys doucheness never ceases to amaze me.
In case anyone is keeping track, I watched a total of 1:13 seconds of that, before I fast forwarded, just to hear if he was still being lame, then fast forwarded to the end. Great stuff Dave. You are a true savant. About everything, including sheep and cattle.
And $0 on mental health.
He's taking the whole fortune to his grave.
The guy became the quintessential parody of the old Jew.
He's old, there's no point saving up tens of millions for later. A couple million, I could understand. But tens of millions? Why?
He has no children, who's he saving the money for? His sister? Why doesn't he give her a few millions, then? Does she have to wait for him to die?
Does he have some foundation? Is he giving money to charitable organizations?
Nah, he'll be buried with the whole thing. Good on ya, Dave.
I have been suspecting, but this settles it. You were pretty close to meeting him, fairly recently & he blew you off. And now you can't get over it.
Well, Flappo dealt with a similar situation by Popgearing Joe Rogan for eternity. Maybe you could take up the ancient art & start pasting black dicks all over Dave?
A classic.
You think I've never met Dave?
I've met, and been around Dave enough times to tell you with 100% certainty, I don't give even a portion of one fuck, about ever meeting him again.
I believe you, you just seemed more pissed off lately.
Which I can perfectly understand, of course.
Well I listened to the whole thing. Dave is so full of it - he keeps the windows open on the tour bus? Bwahahahaha!!! Mr Neat Freak ain't keeping the windows open and there ain't no fans coming up handing him chicken and corn. Anyway, another boring "show" with the same old same old. Sheep, dogs, cows, blah blah blah.
Well, unless the smell of cleaning chemicals is too strong! Or unless it fills up with smoke like Cheech and Chong's car!
I once had the pleasure of watching Dave choose a new tour bus, after the one he was riding on broke down yet again, between gigs. They brought in three tour buses, and lined them up back stage. Dave walked on one, did the sniff test, looked around, and then did the same thing with the next two. He finally settled on the one that had previously been Brittany Spears' former tour bus. I'm thinking it may have smelled like more like her sweet pussy, than cleaning chemicals, and that's why he chose that one. As you can imagine, it was a bad ass bus.
I would think that if there was one prevalent smell on Britney's tour bus, it would be cock & cum.
Did he shine a blacklight on the seats?
Yeah man, I am pissed off. Pissed off at the way this band, including Dave, treats their most ardent supporters.
He did not use a blacklight, but probably should have.
You choose to think about the smell of cock and cum, I choose to think about the smell of Brittany's sweet pussy.
You may have missed it, but when Dave launched his fantastic website, I was here flipping tables, kicking the furniture & yelling "Fuck off, Dave".
Like I already told you, I was called a sheep.
The irony was so absurd, I came down with an illness & was bedridden for two solid days.
I'm pragmatic. You're a daydreamer.
No, I didn't miss it. I am in 100% agreement with your testimony! Preach it!
I daydream about the smell of sweet pussy. You pragmaticize (I made that word up) about the smell cock and cum.
Are you sure it wasn't because her bus was pink and sparkly? Lol.
How, how could you possibly sit through that whole thing? That is 23:19 of your life, you'll never get back.
Just think, Dave wasted hours and hours of his life, putting together that 23:19!
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