Isn't that the name of that band Ford is always posting videos of?Originally Posted by Von Halen
Isn't that the name of that band Ford is always posting videos of?
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
That's... not really how it works.
And I highly doubt Britney's pussy exudes a "sweet smell".
She looks like the type who pulls up her panties after being creampied & doesn't wash it for days, if not weeks.
It's not like those hours are worth anything...
The guy that supposedly despises the wasting of time, wastes more of his time, than anyone on the planet. All the time he spent at that Rodeo, or wherever the fuck he was, and the time recording that diatribe, could have been spent working on the official releases of the old shows. Or writing a new album. Or figuring out how to release the John 5 album. But no, he'd rather put out some bullshit that 99.99% of the people on earth don't give a flying fuck about.
Well, part of the time I was taking a dump so it wasn't completely wasted time. Besides, if I don't suffer through it how am I gonna bitch about how bad it sucks? Plus I was holding out hope he'd sing over the music in the background and sound awesome. Well, he screeched and warbled, sadly it wasn't awesome. Sounded just like that crap he did on his radio show every morning.
Please refrain from talking about Brittany's pussy like that.
Are you sure you're not thinking about Angel?
If I was Dave, I'd put the entire record up on the site. What's gonna happen if he does? Is Ed gonna cut the tires on his car or something? And I'm gonna speculate here, let's say he doesn't want to because it might piss off Ed. Who cares?? I'd be releasing shit left and right and doing shows whenever and where ever I wanted to. So what if it's casino shows or HOB shows or state fairs? What's the worse Ed can do? Not let him tour with them three years from now? Big fuckin deal. The guy probably won't even be able to sing Happy Birthday in three years.
I'm gonna wait until I go back to work to watch it!
Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.
Oh man I have such a good story about that.
Ah, there's not really anything to see. You can listen while doing anything else.
I can smell it right now. Nope. I just found a week old tuna sandwich I was saving for a late night snack.
Beware of Dog
Time to clean out your fridge, dog!
Since mine is probably weaker, I'll tell it right now.
I once came inside this girl's pussy after we woke up & she got dressed & left.
She came back that night & told me she never showered, so the cum stayed in there all day while she was working, waiting tables. She was quite happy while telling me that, too.
Funny thing, I never really gave that much thought. Where does all the cum go? I know one little spermatozoa impregnates the ovary, but what about the rest? Does it fall off? Does it get absorbed or something?
All the pussies I looked into were empty, thankfully.
Anyway, she did shower right before we went to business, of course. I made sure of that. It may have been mine, but it was probably spoiled already.
That's a good rule of thumb.
If you detect a smell not unlike Britney's pussy, it's time to clean up.
Did you check her ears for leakageSince mine is probably weaker, I'll tell it right now.
I once came inside this girl's pussy after we woke up & she got dressed & left.
She came back that night & told me she never showered, so the cum stayed in there all day while she was working, waiting tables. She was quite happy while telling me that, too.
Funny thing, I never really gave that much thought. Where does all the cum go? I know one little spermatozoa impregnates the ovary, but what about the rest? Does it fall off? Does it get absorbed or something?
All the pussies I looked into were empty, thankfully.
Anyway, she did shower right before we went to business, of course. I made sure of that. It may have been mine, but it was probably spoiled already.
fuck your fucking framing
This is a serious question, Vandy.Did you check her ears for leakage
I have seen it dripping out when this girl was riding me & she got off, but I never paid much attention to it otherwise.
Now I'll have to cum inside a girl in missionary position, ram it all the way up there & then pay close attention to see what happens. I'll even make her walk around or a while. Ans I won't take my eyes off her. I'll even lay her down afterwards & open it up so I can shine a light inside it.
I must know!
Mate that's not my style , am usually to busy expressing my gratitude or watching my wallet
Ok, since Izzy is asking a serious question about a serious topic, and since I can seriously relate in a serious way, I shall tell my story.
So about 8 years ago I'm running around with this married chick at work. And one day at about three in the afternoon she decides RIGHT NOW is a good time to have the Honkie Dong. As a matter of fact, the text said "I want you to stick it in right now". And who am I to deny a married womarn just because we're in the office with 140 other people? So we sneak off to our secret spot and she hikes up her really thin stretchy dress and she pulls down her thong and we go at it. Now this is the ultimate quickie and we're done and she says what are we gonna do now? You can't pull it out and we start laughing cause it's gonna be like dropping a Mentos in a soda bottle, right? So I have to and yep it's just a complete mess and she pulls up her thong and she shuffles off to the restroom to try and get cleaned up. And we come out of the restrooms at the same time and she's got big ol' wet spots on the front of her dress and on the back. So I walk behind her to her desk and she doesn't get up until time to leave. And later that evening when she calls me she says it was, uh, kinda leaking all afternoon lol. So I felt good about that.
I bet that dress and panties went into the washer so fast when she got home.
Ok things I've learnt today , donnie spurts like a whale.
THANK YOU!
I knew Donnie was the man to know the answer to such a question.
And I see you also met one of those that likes to talk to you about your little spermies swimming around inside her.
Those women are special.
So it keeps on dripping out. But some of it must stick around inside the pussy, no? Even if it's just residual? So shining a torch inside is still a requirement for further analysis. Curse my inquiring mind.
Donniep money shot
Trouble is, how am I going to explain to a woman that I want to shine a torch up her pussy after I fill her up? Do I wait until she falls asleep? No, it's always better to be upfront about these things. You can't possibly come up with a good explanation if you're caught in the act. AND of course, it's gotta be someone I trust enough to stick it unprotected inside her. All this limits the potential test subjects to an alarming degree.
A solution must be found. Perhaps we can make this a cooperative effort? I'd say it rules out the married men. You can't, in good mind, shine a torch up your spouse's vagina after decades of marriage. It's completely unreasonable.
Any suggestions?
They are unconscious in the trunk of your car whats your problem
Yes, those women are special. Besides, it's kinda exciting to know there's a chick sitting downstairs in the office with your DNA all up in her and on her dress and it's obvious as hell what it is.
No, but I wouldn't be surprised if they used that for an album title.
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Oh, I could never rape a woman.They are unconscious in the trunk of your car whats your problem
What IF, and notice it's a BIG IF, you can't... perform, let's say...
Can you imagine the embarrassment? You have a manhandled woman under you, possibly bruised, hair & clothes a mess, one shoe lost, laughing at you because you got somewhat nervous.
And as you run away, red as a tomato, her laughter echoes in the deserted alley, seemingly going on forever... haunting you for the rest of your life.
No, I'd never live it down.
AND you know she's happy as a pig in the mud about it. That's the best bit of it all.
(Austrian accent) ooh performance anxiety please take a chair mr soft cock
Hey now! That's not what I said at all. I was just imagining a potential embarrassing situation. I have never even thought about raping someone. I am not a Muslim, after all.(Austrian accent) ooh performance anxiety please take a chair mr soft cock
Izzy floppin
Good sir! You have insulted my manlyhood!Izzy floppin
I challenge you to a duel. It shall be to the death or until one of us runs home crying for your mommy, as is proper.
In Europe I think they call that "integrating into their host society". It's all the rage these days. And in some countries they take it even further and blame the women and little boys for it. Unlike us mean old Americans who would simply kill all the roving Street Rape Gangs.
You can't run home to my mommy it's unsporting. Plus I wasn't insulting it I was giving you a knew nameGood sir! You have insulted my manlyhood!
I challenge you to a duel. It shall be to the death or until one of us runs home crying for your mommy, as is proper.
Is donnie getting a bit "ford" with this isis/Muslim thing ??
I went to the rockckiffe arms twice this weekend and I can't find any ?
Fuck you. Those cobwebs get dusted on a regular basis. :p
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
Angel, what happens when you get creampied?
Can you give us the hourly breakdown?
Nah, I just like watching European cities fall to shit after while they run around bragging how progressive they are and how stupid and backwards America is. What's even better is that me and Izzy are the only two people on earth smart enough to realize you can't stick a million refyougeez in a European country and expect them to act differently than they did in their home countries. At the rate things are deteriorating in Europe it's only a matter of time before they start tossing men off buildings just because they're gay.
Ok so back on topic.
Lets say you creampie a married womarn. And let's just say afterwards she gets a text from her husband saying how he can't wait to bang her tonite. Now, does a simple shower suffice or does she need to break out the Summer's Eve and go for a complete pressure wash job. Cause you'd think when he gets down there he's gonna be like "Hey, I think there's half a load of jizz in here!"
Ford
EXACTLY!
We know some drips out when you pull it out, or she dismounts. We've already observed this.
You had more detail than I had with the aftermath & she informed you that it kept on dripping.
But does it ALL drip out, or does she have to open it wide for the shower head to rinse the remains?
We are so close to finding out, it's maddening!
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