"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
Yes, yes, yes, we all know about the pregnancy bit & what happens to most of it.
We are looking for the minutiae, here. We're going for the deepest details.
This is more than just drunk dumbasses talking about stuff at large. We're being SCIENTIFIC, we're being PRECISE.
Does anyone know if there's a proper study of this? I really don't want to have to resort to Yahoo! answers. Most of the WOMEN there probably don't even know what a pussy is, never mind the men.
Quit derailing the creampie thread, you homos!
Exactly. And I still need an answer to my question: should I keep some Summers Eve on hand for the next time I have a married chick here? And if so, do I just leave it out on the counter in the bathroom? I mean I don't want her to think she needs to use it first but I'm not sure if I should suggest she hose out before she leaves. I'd think she would be grateful but it's one of those things that can go either way.
Since we are on a site which is dedicated to Dave, we must throw in ancient Chinese shit. The term 'fox' for a woman was actually derived in China. It was believed that some women where evil (ya think) and the act of fucking was a means to steal another's life source. Hence, sperm is the juice of life and energy in a man and it was believed that where the cum goes is into the very being of the woman. By their thinking, for instance, if one was able to paint or sing well, the woman could attain some of that energy. If she was a evil bitch, it would just stay in limbo in her body while the man would lose some of his life source for no reason. Why a fox? Because foxes where considered devious and sly and some powerful whores could even shift change and the animal of choice was the fox because it shared these mischievous traits... so the real meaning of fox for a woman is a vampire pussy that can change into a fox rather than a bat which sucks jiz out of a man
Now, if we can throw in a some old photos of Josephine Baker, along with some animation of old Disney style bluebirds from Snow White, and cue some Mitch Ryder & the Detroit Wheels music singing about the woman with the blue dress on, while breaking up the Chinese lesson in tangents which the laughs are not sufficient enough by talking about changing tires on competition Tour De France bicycle, we then have the Roth Show made just for you Izzy about what happens to that sperm and for you to steal if your wish DLR
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Yeah see, this isn't something you generally ask the woman about.
I asked Angel because I know she doesn't give a fuck, plus she knows me better & I have more confidence with her than some women I've banged.
Just the other day, me & Donnie were discussing a certain breed of women who, for some reason, do NOT like cunnilingus. We have reached the cuntclusion that it's because they are jealous of their own pussy, they want men to love THEM, not their vagina, which is kind of stupid, because the vagina is obviously a part of her. Butt, what are you going to do, right?
Bottom line, some women do not provide reliable answers.
We need to knuckle down & get down & dirty with this.
Well, thank you for the anecdote & I certainly appreciate your input, Jet.
But what I take away from this is, not even the Chinese know what happens to the cum that stays inside the woman. I thought the Chinese were wise about all sorts of shit. This just keeps getting more mysterious.
Please accept these nudes of Josephine Baker as payment for your information & kindly do not ask why I have such a thing.
Izzy - I have found a chick willing to help us with our questions:
Izzy let me offer my sincerest apologies if my flippant humourous comment touched a nerve.
Erectile dysfunction is not a laughing matter I will refrain from using as a basis for a gag in future.
Floppy cock .... Sorry It just came out . It won't happen again.
Izzyhardyet
This is all very racist... I'm not sure I can condone this type of behaviour.
See, that brings up another issue - how is she supposed to go home smelling like she just took a shower? Maybe it would be best for her to go home and take a serious shower before she bangs her husband. But then she runs the risk of him discovering the cream pie or maybe even some evidence on her back.
We really need to get to the bottom of this.
My cock is perfectly fine, thank you very much. It's hard enough to bruise with well-placed strike, extremely functional & ejaculates both a generous amount & a good distance, as many a woman has received a surprise facial when I was nowhere near her face.
Now, can we stop talking about my dick & go back to pussies?
Your behaviour & interests are ever more suspicious, Vandy.
You know, you guys could probably get government grants to pay for your study..
Wait, I got it!
Do you know anyone whose wife cheated on him?
Wait, let me rephrase that. Do you know anyone who found out about his wife cheating on him but doesn't know it was you?
You could ask him how he found out. It's a long shot, but we're already clutching at straws, anyway.
Well, in my case(s), the mens didn't find out due to the remnants of an afternoon of cheatin. Which is surprising to me. I mean, I know for a fact one of them really digs his wife cause I'm friends with them. So you'd think he'd be like - hey, how come your neck kinda smells like your pussy? And I'd think it was suspicious of my old lady came in and then tossed her panties in the washing machine. Or maybe she plans it so that she's gotta put clothes in the wash that nite anyway.
I'm glad I'm not married. There's so much less to worry about.
To his credit, my cock is fascinating.
But it is becoming an unnatural obsession. He couldn't've picked a worse time, either. If the Muslims find out, they'll will chuck him off a building sooner enough.
The worse bit is, they seem to only have two story-buildings over there. So they'll have to go down to pick him up & try again until he's good & gone. It might be quite painful.
Vandy, as a friend, I urge you to please hire a tranny to get it off your system before it's too late!
Between the two of you the human race would die out.
Cannot and wouldn't ...... You are now asking a lesbian advice on cream pies.
Taxi for the both of you
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