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[DONNIEP]

Ford

I know, it's easier to just ignore the issue. And that's why we're gonna build a big ass wall!

[Angel]

Angel, what happens when you get creampied?

Can you give us the hourly breakdown?

You think I can remember that far back?

I do know that I got pregnant the time I held my legs up for half an hour because I was too lazy to go to the bathroom and didn't want to sleep in a wet spot..

[vandeleur]

I know, it's easier to just ignore the issue. And that's why we're gonna build a big ass wall!

Ford

[Anonymous]

You think I can remember that far back?

I do know that I got pregnant the time I held my legs up for half an hour because I was too lazy to go to the bathroom and didn't want to sleep in a wet spot..

Yes, yes, yes, we all know about the pregnancy bit & what happens to most of it.

We are looking for the minutiae, here. We're going for the deepest details.

This is more than just drunk dumbasses talking about stuff at large. We're being SCIENTIFIC, we're being PRECISE.

Does anyone know if there's a proper study of this? I really don't want to have to resort to Yahoo! answers. Most of the WOMEN there probably don't even know what a pussy is, never mind the men.

[DONNIEP]

Ford

Here, this is how Mr Garrison is gonna solve this immigration problem!!

[vandeleur]

Here, this is how Mr Garrison is gonna solve this immigration problem!!

Mmmmm does ford post pointless vids ...... Good FORD move
FORD

[Anonymous]

Quit derailing the creampie thread, you homos!

[Anonymous]

Here, this is how Mr Garrison is gonna solve this immigration problem!!

I'm not fucking bearded, unwashed peasants!

Fuck that shit.

[DONNIEP]

Yes, yes, yes, we all know about the pregnancy bit & what happens to most of it.

We are looking for the minutiae, here. We're going for the deepest details.

This is more than just drunk dumbasses talking about stuff at large. We're being SCIENTIFIC, we're being PRECISE.

Does anyone know if there's a proper study of this? I really don't want to have to resort to Yahoo! answers. Most of the WOMEN there probably don't even know what a pussy is, never mind the men.

Exactly. And I still need an answer to my question: should I keep some Summers Eve on hand for the next time I have a married chick here? And if so, do I just leave it out on the counter in the bathroom? I mean I don't want her to think she needs to use it first but I'm not sure if I should suggest she hose out before she leaves. I'd think she would be grateful but it's one of those things that can go either way.

[Jetstream]

Since we are on a site which is dedicated to Dave, we must throw in ancient Chinese shit. The term 'fox' for a woman was actually derived in China. It was believed that some women where evil (ya think) and the act of fucking was a means to steal another's life source. Hence, sperm is the juice of life and energy in a man and it was believed that where the cum goes is into the very being of the woman. By their thinking, for instance, if one was able to paint or sing well, the woman could attain some of that energy. If she was a evil bitch, it would just stay in limbo in her body while the man would lose some of his life source for no reason. Why a fox? Because foxes where considered devious and sly and some powerful whores could even shift change and the animal of choice was the fox because it shared these mischievous traits... so the real meaning of fox for a woman is a vampire pussy that can change into a fox rather than a bat which sucks jiz out of a man

Now, if we can throw in a some old photos of Josephine Baker, along with some animation of old Disney style bluebirds from Snow White, and cue some Mitch Ryder & the Detroit Wheels music singing about the woman with the blue dress on, while breaking up the Chinese lesson in tangents which the laughs are not sufficient enough by talking about changing tires on competition Tour De France bicycle, we then have the Roth Show made just for you Izzy about what happens to that sperm and for you to steal if your wish DLR

[vandeleur]

Quit derailing the creampie thread, you homos!

Little FORD started it

[DONNIEP]

I'm not fucking bearded, unwashed peasants!

Fuck that shit.

No, WE don't do it. We have somebody else do it and we stay home with the womarns.

[DONNIEP]

Little FORD started it

Well you asked for it:

[Anonymous]

Exactly. And I still need an answer to my question: should I keep some Summers Eve on hand for the next time I have a married chick here? And if so, do I just leave it out on the counter in the bathroom? I mean I don't want her to think she needs to use it first but I'm not sure if I should suggest she hose out before she leaves. I'd think she would be grateful but it's one of those things that can go either way.

Yeah see, this isn't something you generally ask the woman about.

I asked Angel because I know she doesn't give a fuck, plus she knows me better & I have more confidence with her than some women I've banged.

Just the other day, me & Donnie were discussing a certain breed of women who, for some reason, do NOT like cunnilingus. We have reached the cuntclusion that it's because they are jealous of their own pussy, they want men to love THEM, not their vagina, which is kind of stupid, because the vagina is obviously a part of her. Butt, what are you going to do, right?

Bottom line, some women do not provide reliable answers.

We need to knuckle down & get down & dirty with this.

[vandeleur]

Well you asked for it:

Obviously

[Anonymous]

Since we are on a site which is dedicated to Dave, we must throw in ancient Chinese shit. The term 'fox' for a woman was actually derived in China. It was believed that some women where evil (ya think) and the act of fucking was a means to steal another's life source. Hence, sperm is the juice of life and energy in a man and it was believed that where the cum goes is into the very being of the woman. By their thinking, for instance, if one was able to paint or sing well, the woman could attain some of that energy. If she was a evil bitch, it would just stay in limbo in her body while the man would lose some of his life source for no reason. Why a fox? Because foxes where considered devious and sly and some powerful whores could even shift change and the animal of choice was the fox because it shared these mischievous traits... so the real meaning of fox for a woman is a vampire pussy that can change into a fox rather than a bat which sucks jiz out of a man

Now, if we can throw in a some old photos of Josephine Baker, along with some animation of old Disney style bluebirds from Snow White, and cue some Mitch Ryder & the Detroit Wheels music singing about the woman with the blue dress on, while breaking up the Chinese lesson in tangents which the laughs are not sufficient enough by talking about changing tires on competition Tour De France bicycle, we then have the Roth Show made just for you Izzy about what happens to that sperm and for you to steal if your wish DLR

Well, thank you for the anecdote & I certainly appreciate your input, Jet.

But what I take away from this is, not even the Chinese know what happens to the cum that stays inside the woman. I thought the Chinese were wise about all sorts of shit. This just keeps getting more mysterious.

Please accept these nudes of Josephine Baker as payment for your information & kindly do not ask why I have such a thing.

[DONNIEP]

Well, thank you for the anecdote & I certainly appreciate your input, Jet.

But what I take away from this is, not even the Chinese know what happens to the cum that stays inside the woman. I thought the Chinese were wise about all sorts of shit. This just keeps getting more mysterious.

Please accept these nudes of Josephine Baker as payment for your information & kindly do not ask why I have such a thing.

Are you sure she's not a Tucker?

[Angel]

Exactly. And I still need an answer to my question: should I keep some Summers Eve on hand for the next time I have a married chick here? And if so, do I just leave it out on the counter in the bathroom? I mean I don't want her to think she needs to use it first but I'm not sure if I should suggest she hose out before she leaves. I'd think she would be grateful but it's one of those things that can go either way.

Suggest a shower...and have a hand held shower head handy. Going home smelling like Summer's Eve would be a dead giveaway, imo.

[Anonymous]

No, WE don't do it. We have somebody else do it and we stay home with the womarns.

Somebody like Vandy?

He says he can fuck anything, anytime, anyplace, no matter the circumstances. Always hard & rarin' to go.

So we unleash Vandy on the Muslims & let him fuck them all to death. Sounds like a plan.

[Anonymous]

Are you sure she's not a Tucker?

Quite. We didn't have the technology to produce something like this, back then.

[Anonymous]

Suggest a shower...and have a hand held shower head handy. Going home smelling like Summer's Eve would be a dead giveaway, imo.

Especially if she didn't leave the house smelling like Summer's Eve, in the first place.

[DONNIEP]

Izzy - I have found a chick willing to help us with our questions:

[vandeleur]

Somebody like Vandy?

He says he can fuck anything, anytime, anyplace, no matter the circumstances. Always hard & rarin' to go.

So we unleash Vandy on the Muslims & let him fuck them all to death. Sounds like a plan.

Izzy let me offer my sincerest apologies if my flippant humourous comment touched a nerve.
Erectile dysfunction is not a laughing matter I will refrain from using as a basis for a gag in future.












Floppy cock .... Sorry It just came out . It won't happen again.


Izzyhardyet

[Anonymous]

This is all very racist... I'm not sure I can condone this type of behaviour.

[DONNIEP]

Especially if she didn't leave the house smelling like Summer's Eve, in the first place.

See, that brings up another issue - how is she supposed to go home smelling like she just took a shower? Maybe it would be best for her to go home and take a serious shower before she bangs her husband. But then she runs the risk of him discovering the cream pie or maybe even some evidence on her back.

We really need to get to the bottom of this.

[Anonymous]

Izzy - I have found a chick willing to help us with our questions:

Naw, porn is of no help. Those girls willingly PUSH it out, that doesn't answer the question at all.

[DONNIEP]

Naw, porn is of no help. Those girls willingly PUSH it out, that doesn't answer the question at all.

Well I'm out of suggestions. But I have plenty of pics of hot whores, in case this thread gets back on topic.

[Anonymous]

Izzy let me offer my sincerest apologies if my flippant humourous comment touched a nerve.
Erectile dysfunction is not a laughing matter I will refrain from using as a basis for a gag in future.

Floppy cock .... Sorry It just came out . It won't happen again.

Izzyhardyet

My cock is perfectly fine, thank you very much. It's hard enough to bruise with well-placed strike, extremely functional & ejaculates both a generous amount & a good distance, as many a woman has received a surprise facial when I was nowhere near her face.

Now, can we stop talking about my dick & go back to pussies?

Your behaviour & interests are ever more suspicious, Vandy.

[Angel]

You know, you guys could probably get government grants to pay for your study..

[vandeleur]

My cock is perfectly fine, thank you very much. It's hard enough to bruise with well-placed strike, extremely functional & ejaculates both a generous amount & a good distance, as many a woman has received a surprise facial when I was nowhere near her face.

Now, can we stop talking about my dick & go back to pussies?

Your behaviour & interests are ever more suspicious, Vandy.

Ok ok I coincider myself told

[Anonymous]

See, that brings up another issue - how is she supposed to go home smelling like she just took a shower? Maybe it would be best for her to go home and take a serious shower before she bangs her husband. But then she runs the risk of him discovering the cream pie or maybe even some evidence on her back.

We really need to get to the bottom of this.

Wait, I got it!

Do you know anyone whose wife cheated on him?

Wait, let me rephrase that. Do you know anyone who found out about his wife cheating on him but doesn't know it was you?

You could ask him how he found out. It's a long shot, but we're already clutching at straws, anyway.

[Anonymous]

You know, you guys could probably get government grants to pay for your study..

We could, couldn't we?

Now THERE's a thought.

How do we apply for a government grant, anyone knows?

[DONNIEP]

My cock is perfectly fine, thank you very much. It's hard enough to bruise with well-placed strike, extremely functional & ejaculates both a generous amount & a good distance, as many a woman has received a surprise facial when I was nowhere near her face.

Now, can we stop talking about my dick & go back to pussies?

Your behaviour & interests are ever more suspicious, Vandy.

It's getting hard to ignore, isn't it?

[vandeleur]

it's getting hard to ignore, isn't it?

ford

[DONNIEP]

Wait, I got it!

Do you know anyone whose wife cheated on him?

Wait, let me rephrase that. Do you know anyone who found out about his wife cheating on him but doesn't know it was you?

You could ask him how he found out. It's a long shot, but we're already clutching at straws, anyway.

Well, in my case(s), the mens didn't find out due to the remnants of an afternoon of cheatin. Which is surprising to me. I mean, I know for a fact one of them really digs his wife cause I'm friends with them. So you'd think he'd be like - hey, how come your neck kinda smells like your pussy? And I'd think it was suspicious of my old lady came in and then tossed her panties in the washing machine. Or maybe she plans it so that she's gotta put clothes in the wash that nite anyway.

I'm glad I'm not married. There's so much less to worry about.

[Anonymous]

It's getting hard to ignore, isn't it?

To his credit, my cock is fascinating.

But it is becoming an unnatural obsession. He couldn't've picked a worse time, either. If the Muslims find out, they'll will chuck him off a building sooner enough.

The worse bit is, they seem to only have two story-buildings over there. So they'll have to go down to pick him up & try again until he's good & gone. It might be quite painful.

Vandy, as a friend, I urge you to please hire a tranny to get it off your system before it's too late!

[DONNIEP]

ford

You keep on and I'll post something inappropriate! Or racist. Most likely racist.

[vandeleur]

To his credit, my cock is fascinating.

But it is becoming an unnatural obsession. He couldn't've picked a worse time, either. If the Muslims find out, they'll will chuck him off a building sooner enough.

The worse bit is, they seem to only have two story-buildings over there. So they'll have to go down to pick him up & try again until he's good & gone. It might be quite painful.

Vandy, as a friend, I urge you to please hire a tranny to get it off your system before it's too late!

Izzyinyet

[vandeleur]

You keep on and I'll post something inappropriate! Or racist. Most likely racist.

Better than scratching the barrel trying to remember the last time you even seen the inside of a women's anatomy

[vandeleur]

Between the two of you the human race would die out.
Cannot and wouldn't ...... You are now asking a lesbian advice on cream pies.

Taxi for the both of you