Donnie was heavily sauced that night - that's what you get from drinking on an empty stomach.
Donnie was heavily sauced that night - that's what you get from drinking on an empty stomach.
No matter how many times I watch Mr. Dangerfield, he never fails to make me cry in laughter.
I mean real tears. It's amazing.
I don't know anyone else this absurdly funny.
I only really know him from his show stealing Caddyshack where he was the best thing in it by far plus that Simpsons episode.
I should go back and check out his standup but most hasn't aged - maybe only Prior and Billy Connelly from the 70s still makes me laugh.
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Yeah, Caddyshack was my introduction to Rodney, too. I've been a fan ever since, but it was damn near impossible to get his stuff where I lived.
The internet is beautiful because of this shit, you can binge watch all you wanted to watch back then.
That second video I posted in 50 minutes long & very well worth it. Bill Murray is in it. And even ol' Billy pales in comparison to Rodney & it's painfully obvious in the video - usually Bill steals the show, but he doesn't stand a chance here.
Ol' Dino, man he was the coolest guy who ever lived. I'm surprised he isn't drinking there. And contrary to the myth, he wasn't drinking tea on stage. Sure, he played up the drunk act, but those guys were real drinkers. Real men. You offer him a cranberry beer and he'd put his cigarette out in it.
Dangerfield was bad ass. Just hilarious. He didn't get successful until he came up with that character. But man did he do that one thing better than anybody else.
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Have you WATCHED the whole thing?
If Dino touched another drop in that moment, he'd've fallen of his chair & passed out! Right then, the coolest man who's ever lived - and I'm not being ironic here - was completely fucking wasted.
Now someone tell me, who else could get away with being this wasted on TV?
I meant actually drinking in the shot. He was always half lit. If you really wanna seem him get sauced, watch the old Dean Martin Roasts videos. Warning - those videos will offend all of you who are sissies cause they include jokes that would cause a riot these days. See, back then people weren't such fags about making fun of oneself or others.
I could swear I've seen him holding a glass in some other videos I watched, I think he had a TV show at one point?
And yeah, always half-lit, but in the first video I posted, I'm surprised he was able to even slurr a a few words.
Good idea on the disclaimer. Someone here might look for them thinking it's jolly ol' good rumbly-tumbly family fun & end up spasming on the floor & foaming at the mouth at the sheer violence of it all.
They have stopped using the term "fags" it's now "friends of the cruiser"
fuck your fucking framing
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
A movie band. A fucking bad movie band.
In a thread about Dino & Rod. Two of the greatest human beings that ever lived.
Why do you do this, FROD? It's like you're intentionally trying to piss me off. You're baiting me, aren't you? You're doing this shit on purpose!
Rod? Well why didn't you say so.....
Not that Rod, but fine.
That's a good save.
Ah, FROD's not too bad, but yeah, he always seems to be a bit off key.
It's like we're superstar comedians sharing a stage, delivering well timed jokes at a fast pace - well, claiming to be rich & successful is extremely passé by now - and every time it gets to FROD's turn, he drops the ball.
You gotta step up your act FROD, you old "friend of the cruiser"!
This sounds good, actually. And I'll often blurt out a few lines that are absurdly gay, but just shy of being completely overt, so that there's always a tiny, niggling doubt of is he or is he not, yet all the while FROD will be the gay butt of the gay jokes.
This has just the right amount of finesse to keep people confused, yet delivers enough blatant low-brow humour to keep the confused people laughing all the while.
How can this fail? SOMEONE BOOK VEGAS!
Having seen Rodney in Vegas before he passed away, I can tell you he is he single funniest human being to ever live. The jokes were so rapid fire you could hardly catch your breath.
Donnie & Izzy
Obviously you're Jerry and I'm George.
What amuses me most is there's a couple hundred people who read all this but never post. We - and I'm definitely including Kristy here - we provide hours of entertainment for all these people.
Sesh! Start charging for memberships and pay us!! We didn't "built this place" but we damn sure keep the light on!
We're all a bunch of drunks. Well, I'm not right now because I'm cleaning my guns after a range trip today. But I will be later. And I'll probably say something stupid.
But I think Sesh wasn't drunk. Or drunker than usual. I think he was asking a serious question. Which is no where near as funny as if he was drunk.
Ah, c'mon, go read the chat. That's a drunken stream of consciousness if I ever saw one.
He was PISSED! He may have even cried a few tears at some point, which is frankly hilarious. But again, we've all cried for Warham at one point. Dude's just that H O T.
And you're not drunk today, you weren't drunk yesterday... are you turning gay, or fuck forbid, a Y A N K E E?
What kind of Southern Boy don't git wasted on ther weakends?
Lemme remind you...
There ain't no yankee here. And those are my anti jihadi grips on my 1911. I don't discriminate lol
Now, I was drunk last nite. And I'm working on it now. But the Confederate Bible plainly says guns and booze don't mix. So give me 30 minutes to catch up...
Remember when donnie was fun. Guns = teeny weener
Drink = happy times.
Stop cutting them little holes in your pillow cases and go get some beer
Rodney used to say his wife was so dumb it took her an hour & a half to watch 60 minutes.
Well, I may be as dumb as his wife, because it takes me 15 minutes to watch a 10 minute video of Rodney. I keep laughing over half the jokes, so I have to go back to laugh at the ones I couldn't hear through my tears.
Donnie said "Yankee" again.
That's hot*
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*but not in that shitty Paris Hilton kind of way
Oh, and your guns suck by the way.
They look cheap-O Home Depot.
They still look cheap - whatever they are
What kind of gun does Kristy own? I know it's not some pink thing. I'm thinking compact 9mm. And she wouldn't just shoot you with it - she'd pistol whip you and then shoot you.
And Vandy, I haven't forgotten about you buddy. I know you can't even touch a gun in your - is England even a country? - anyway, I know your people can't be trusted with guns or knives so I ordered you a hat.
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