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    Izzy & Donnie have a chat.

    Donnie was heavily sauced that night - that's what you get from drinking on an empty stomach.

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    No matter how many times I watch Mr. Dangerfield, he never fails to make me cry in laughter.

    I mean real tears. It's amazing.

    I don't know anyone else this absurdly funny.

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    I only really know him from his show stealing Caddyshack where he was the best thing in it by far plus that Simpsons episode.

    I should go back and check out his standup but most hasn't aged - maybe only Prior and Billy Connelly from the 70s still makes me laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    I only really know him from his show stealing Caddyshack where he was the best thing in it by far plus that Simpsons episode.

    I should go back and check out his standup.
    Yeah, Caddyshack was my introduction to Rodney, too. I've been a fan ever since, but it was damn near impossible to get his stuff where I lived.

    The internet is beautiful because of this shit, you can binge watch all you wanted to watch back then.

    That second video I posted in 50 minutes long & very well worth it. Bill Murray is in it. And even ol' Billy pales in comparison to Rodney & it's painfully obvious in the video - usually Bill steals the show, but he doesn't stand a chance here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Izzy Moreno View Post
    Donnie was heavily sauced that night - that's what you get from drinking on an empty stomach.

    Ol' Dino, man he was the coolest guy who ever lived. I'm surprised he isn't drinking there. And contrary to the myth, he wasn't drinking tea on stage. Sure, he played up the drunk act, but those guys were real drinkers. Real men. You offer him a cranberry beer and he'd put his cigarette out in it.

    Dangerfield was bad ass. Just hilarious. He didn't get successful until he came up with that character. But man did he do that one thing better than anybody else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    I'm surprised he isn't drinking there.
    Have you WATCHED the whole thing?

    If Dino touched another drop in that moment, he'd've fallen of his chair & passed out! Right then, the coolest man who's ever lived - and I'm not being ironic here - was completely fucking wasted.

    Now someone tell me, who else could get away with being this wasted on TV?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Izzy Moreno View Post
    Have you WATCHED the whole thing?

    If Dino touched another drop in that moment, he'd've fallen of his chair & passed out! Right then, the coolest man who's ever lived - and I'm not being ironic here - was completely fucking wasted.

    Now someone tell me, who else could get away with being this wasted on TV?
    I meant actually drinking in the shot. He was always half lit. If you really wanna seem him get sauced, watch the old Dean Martin Roasts videos. Warning - those videos will offend all of you who are sissies cause they include jokes that would cause a riot these days. See, back then people weren't such fags about making fun of oneself or others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    I meant actually drinking in the shot. He was always half lit. If you really wanna seem him get sauced, watch the old Dean Martin Roasts videos. Warning - those videos will offend all of you who are sissies cause they include jokes that would cause a riot these days. See, back then people weren't such fags about making fun of oneself or others.
    I could swear I've seen him holding a glass in some other videos I watched, I think he had a TV show at one point?

    And yeah, always half-lit, but in the first video I posted, I'm surprised he was able to even slurr a a few words.

    Good idea on the disclaimer. Someone here might look for them thinking it's jolly ol' good rumbly-tumbly family fun & end up spasming on the floor & foaming at the mouth at the sheer violence of it all.

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    They have stopped using the term "fags" it's now "friends of the cruiser"
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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    They have stopped using the term "fags" it's now "friends of the cruiser"
    Hey now, go easy on The Cruiser.

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    A movie band. A fucking bad movie band.

    In a thread about Dino & Rod. Two of the greatest human beings that ever lived.

    Why do you do this, FROD? It's like you're intentionally trying to piss me off. You're baiting me, aren't you? You're doing this shit on purpose!

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    Rod? Well why didn't you say so.....


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    Not that Rod, but fine.

    That's a good save.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Izzy Moreno View Post
    A movie band. A fucking bad movie band.

    In a thread about Dino & Rod. Two of the greatest human beings that ever lived.

    Why do you do this, FROD? It's like you're intentionally trying to piss me off. You're baiting me, aren't you? You're doing this shit on purpose!
    He can't help it. He tries to fit in but he just can't suppress his gayness. He's like that guy at the Pride Parade that the other gay people look at and say "Dayum, he is gay as fuck!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    He's like that guy at the Pride Parade that the other gay people look at and say "Dayum, he is gay as fuck!"
    Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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    Ah, FROD's not too bad, but yeah, he always seems to be a bit off key.

    It's like we're superstar comedians sharing a stage, delivering well timed jokes at a fast pace - well, claiming to be rich & successful is extremely passé by now - and every time it gets to FROD's turn, he drops the ball.

    You gotta step up your act FROD, you old "friend of the cruiser"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Izzy Moreno View Post
    Ah, FROD's not too bad, but yeah, he always seems to be a bit off key.

    It's like we're superstar comedians sharing a stage, delivering well timed jokes at a fast pace - well, claiming to be rich & successful is extremely passé by now - and every time it gets to FROD's turn, he drops the ball.

    You gotta step up your act FROD, you old "friend of the cruiser"!
    We should take the act to Vegas. We'll drink on stage, I'll smoke, and Ford can be the guy we make gay jokes about. He's not really gay but he'll interrupt with his gay references in the middle of every other story.

    We'd be the biggest act on the strip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    We should take the act to Vegas. We'll drink on stage, I'll smoke, and Ford can be the guy we make gay jokes about. He's not really gay but he'll interrupt with his gay references in the middle of every other story.

    We'd be the biggest act on the strip.
    This sounds good, actually. And I'll often blurt out a few lines that are absurdly gay, but just shy of being completely overt, so that there's always a tiny, niggling doubt of is he or is he not, yet all the while FROD will be the gay butt of the gay jokes.

    This has just the right amount of finesse to keep people confused, yet delivers enough blatant low-brow humour to keep the confused people laughing all the while.

    How can this fail? SOMEONE BOOK VEGAS!

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    Having seen Rodney in Vegas before he passed away, I can tell you he is he single funniest human being to ever live. The jokes were so rapid fire you could hardly catch your breath.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Donnie & Izzy
    Who's who?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Izzy Moreno View Post
    Who's who?
    Obviously you're Jerry and I'm George.

    What amuses me most is there's a couple hundred people who read all this but never post. We - and I'm definitely including Kristy here - we provide hours of entertainment for all these people.

    Sesh! Start charging for memberships and pay us!! We didn't "built this place" but we damn sure keep the light on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Obviously you're Jerry and I'm George.

    What amuses me most is there's a couple hundred people who read all this but never post. We - and I'm definitely including Kristy here - we provide hours of entertainment for all these people.

    Sesh! Start charging for memberships and pay us!! We didn't "built this place" but we damn sure keep the light on!
    Sesh is probably embarrassed because of his public display of drunken affection for Warham last night. I think he won't log on for a couple of days.

    Sesh, it's ok buddy! We've ALL wanted to have sex with Warham at one time or another - he's a sexy sex sexual machine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Izzy Moreno View Post
    Sesh is probably embarrassed because of his public display of drunken affection for Warham last night. I think he won't log on for a couple of days.

    Sesh, it's ok buddy! We've ALL wanted to have sex with Warham at one time or another - he's a sexy sex sexual machine!
    We're all a bunch of drunks. Well, I'm not right now because I'm cleaning my guns after a range trip today. But I will be later. And I'll probably say something stupid.

    But I think Sesh wasn't drunk. Or drunker than usual. I think he was asking a serious question. Which is no where near as funny as if he was drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    We're all a bunch of drunks. Well, I'm not right now because I'm cleaning my guns after a range trip today. But I will be later. And I'll probably say something stupid.

    But I think Sesh wasn't drunk. Or drunker than usual. I think he was asking a serious question. Which is no where near as funny as if he was drunk.
    Ah, c'mon, go read the chat. That's a drunken stream of consciousness if I ever saw one.

    He was PISSED! He may have even cried a few tears at some point, which is frankly hilarious. But again, we've all cried for Warham at one point. Dude's just that H O T.

    And you're not drunk today, you weren't drunk yesterday... are you turning gay, or fuck forbid, a Y A N K E E?

    What kind of Southern Boy don't git wasted on ther weakends?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Izzy Moreno View Post
    Ah, c'mon, go read the chat. That's a drunken stream of consciousness if I ever saw one.

    He was PISSED! He may have even cried a few tears at some point, which is frankly hilarious. But again, we've all cried for Warham at one point. Dude's just that H O T.

    And you're not drunk today, you weren't drunk yesterday... are you turning gay, or fuck forbid, a Y A N K E E?

    What kind of Southern Boy don't git wasted on ther weakends?
    Lemme remind you...





    There ain't no yankee here. And those are my anti jihadi grips on my 1911. I don't discriminate lol

    Now, I was drunk last nite. And I'm working on it now. But the Confederate Bible plainly says guns and booze don't mix. So give me 30 minutes to catch up...

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    Remember when donnie was fun. Guns = teeny weener
    Drink = happy times.

    Stop cutting them little holes in your pillow cases and go get some beer

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Remember when donnie was fun. Guns = teeny weener
    Drink = happy times.

    Stop cutting them little holes in your pillow cases and go get some beer
    Leave my Honkie Dong out of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Remember when donnie was fun. Guns = teeny weener
    Drink = happy times.

    Stop cutting them little holes in your pillow cases and go get some beer
    That's what I got from his post as well.

    It seems that his guns are getting in the way of his drinking.

    In other words, Donnie has more fun playing with various large metal penuses than he has getting drunk.

    That's really gay. And not the good kind of gay, either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VetteLS5 View Post
    The jokes were so rapid fire you could hardly catch your breath.
    Rodney used to say his wife was so dumb it took her an hour & a half to watch 60 minutes.

    Well, I may be as dumb as his wife, because it takes me 15 minutes to watch a 10 minute video of Rodney. I keep laughing over half the jokes, so I have to go back to laugh at the ones I couldn't hear through my tears.

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    Donnie said "Yankee" again.


    That's hot*






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    Oh, and your guns suck by the way.


    They look cheap-O Home Depot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Oh, and your guns suck by the way.


    They look cheap-O Home Depot.
    You have cut me deeply. I mean, after all we've been through and now you go and say something truly hurtful. I'm gonna have to go stare into my safes now and tell them you didn't mean it.

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    They still look cheap - whatever they are

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    They still look cheap - whatever they are
    M&P 9mm
    Smith 5906
    Smith M&P15
    1911 .45 ACP

    And forgive me for not having a golden gun like Francisco Scaramanga (Von - that's the bad guy from a James Bond movie)

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    What kind of gun does Kristy own? I know it's not some pink thing. I'm thinking compact 9mm. And she wouldn't just shoot you with it - she'd pistol whip you and then shoot you.

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    And Vandy, I haven't forgotten about you buddy. I know you can't even touch a gun in your - is England even a country? - anyway, I know your people can't be trusted with guns or knives so I ordered you a hat.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    What kind of gun does Kristy own? I know it's not some pink thing. I'm thinking compact 9mm. And she wouldn't just shoot you with it - she'd pistol whip you and then shoot you.
    Um...this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Um...this
    I do hope you didn't buy that at a gun show. Ford would have a nervous breakdown.

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