Filthy Lying Murderous Cunt

[Anonymous]

http://davefromqueens2.blogspot.com/...y-tied-to.html

Well, that shut me right up.

If it's in the Blog of Dave from Queens, then by golly, it's not only true, but it's pretty obvious that FROD is a menace to the Coch Bros., Hillary, the BCE, and most of all, Bernie Sanders.

Seriously, Bernie should be thankful you're posting your bullshit here. You're more likely to drive people away from Bernie with your fanaticism than you are to make them vote for the old cunt.

I know I can't stand the man, I absolutely loathe & despise him & it's entirely your fault. I had never heard of him before you initiated this obsessive crusade.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

hey ford, bernie's super secret code name is a chrysler product

[cadaverdog]

hey ford, bernie's super secret code name is a chrysler product

I wasn't aware "Old Fart" was a Chrysler product.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

intrepid

[cadaverdog]

Considering the only options would be the continuing corporatist-fascist toilet spiral of the last 35 years under Hillcunt, religious theocratic fascism under Cruz, or full on white supremacist Hitlerian fascism under Trump, you might as well put the entire country on suicide watch.

Wrong. Most people are not as obsessed with politics as you are. Things aren't going to change no matter who gets elected because the real people who control our government ain't going anyhere.

[Kristy]

That's ghey.

[DONNIEP]

intrepid

Should be Moneygrabber

Seriously, Kristy makes an excellent point - who's gonna pay for all this free shit? And don't spout the cost to provide free community college per year to me - they can't handle all those idiot students in the first place and in the second place these idiot pussies want to go to the best schools for FREE, not just the local community college. How we gonna make America Great Again if everybody is taxed all to hells?

However, I may be persuaded to not care if I get a 750 dollar Walmart gift card each month. Plus I want a beer allowance each month. Since I'm not greedy I'll accept a 300 dollar cap on my beer allowance.

Now I just need to learn about this free pussy Bernie is giving out. I ain't bangin no skanks. Trailer Trash is as low as I'll go.

[Anonymous]

Let's do some quick math.

FROD is working harder than he ever worked in his entire life to convince us all to vote for Bernie Sanders.

Now, "us all" is about a dozen people. (12)

Half of which aren't even from the United Bronies of 'MURICA! (12-6=6)

Half of those that ARE from the UBA don't give a shit about politics, at least not on this site. (6-3=3)

Half of those who do care about politics disagree with FROD & it's unlikely FROD will change their minds, at which point we're talking about one (1) person on each side, which would be jacksmar & FROD. (3-1.5=1.5) They're big fellas, so each of them being 1.5 people means my Math is right on the money.

So who exactly is FROD campaigning to? All this spam, all this pig-headed obsession about Bernie, the copy-pasting, the Facebook graphics, what exact purpose do they serve?

I am left with only one question - why?

[vandeleur]

Better than the spammy shit tho

[DONNIEP]

Better than the spammy shit tho

Nah, Sammy kicks ass!! Sesh is gonna open a Sammy sub forum so we can bring in more members!!

[Anonymous]

Actually, I should be wondering why do we even bother trying to reason with FROD. He'll just brush aside each & every point, no matter how well made, that doesn't fit into his world view & post another pretty Facebook graphic about how Bernie Sanders is winning.

It's lunacy & we're all in its grasp. We've been dragged into the mouth of madness by FROD & we went into it discussing bullshit with a brick wall.

[DONNIEP]

Actually, I should be wondering why do we even bother trying to reason with FROD. He'll just brush aside each & every point, no matter how well made, that doesn't fit into his world view & post another pretty Facebook graphic about how Bernie Sanders is winning.

It's lunacy & we're all in its grasp. We've been dragged into the mouth of madness by FROD & we went into it discussing bullshit with a brick wall.

It's all part of his master race, I mean master plan. It is his density...

[vandeleur]

Nah ... Fucking mob mentality.
Ford is cool .... If predictable . He posts songs that no one wants to hear and pictures of fruity beer that he thinks donnie will enjoy.

[vandeleur]

Density is always funny

[Anonymous]

It's all part of his master race, I mean master plan. It is his density...

FROD met Kunt Splatterbrained at a party before Nirvana hit it big, did he not?

What are the chances that Kunt was a cool party guy without a care in the world before FROD talked to him?

We know that direct contact with FROD will turn even the most happy person into a miserable, messed up ball of depression.

Donnie. I don't want to alarm you, but it's quite possible that FROD is indirectly responsible for the death of the 80s lifestyle, especially cock rock.

Do you see where I'm going with this?

FROD killed Winger.

There. I've said it.

[DONNIEP]

Nah ... Fucking mob mentality.
Ford is cool .... If predictable . He posts songs that no one wants to hear and pictures of fruity beer that he thinks donnie will enjoy.

He does try to be friendly and helpful with his fagged up gay beer. I will admit that. But his trying to persuade us that Bernie is the man to vote for is like me trying to convince you guys that I'm not in the Klan.















I'm not in the Klan, by the way. I'm a member of the Sons of Confederate Veterans. And no, that's not Klan Lite.

[vandeleur]

He does try to be friendly and helpful with his fagged up gay beer. I will admit that. But his trying to persuade us that Bernie is the man to vote for is like me trying to convince you guys that I'm not in the Klan.















I'm not in the Klan, by the way. I'm a member of the Sons of Confederate Veterans. And no, that's not Klan Lite.

Can I have my pillow cases back then

[Anonymous]

Nah ... Fucking mob mentality.
Ford is cool .... If predictable . He posts songs that no one wants to hear and pictures of fruity beer that he thinks donnie will enjoy.

So you're saying FROD is only trying to fit in with the cool kids?

Savicki always tried to fit in with the cool kids.

You're saying FROD is like Savicki. And we're the meanies?

You're a dick, Vandy.

[vandeleur]

So you're saying FROD is only trying to fit in with the cool kids?

Savicki always tried to fit in with the cool kids.

You're saying FROD is like Savicki. And we're the meanies?

You're a dick, Vandy.

Wow

[DONNIEP]

FROD met Kunt Splatterbrained at a party before Nirvana hit it big, did he not?

What are the chances that Kunt was a cool party guy without a care in the world before FROD talked to him?

We know that direct contact with FROD will turn even the most happy person into a miserable, messed up ball of depression.

Donnie. I don't want to alarm you, but it's quite possible that FROD is indirectly responsible for the death of the 80s lifestyle, especially cock rock.

Do you see where I'm going with this?

FROD killed Winger.

There. I've said it.

Oh

My

God!!!!

It's all so clear now! His posting of obscure queer band videos, his jealousy of Winger's winning combination of hot looks and sexy dance moves, his hatred of leather pants unless they have studs and chains in places only a member of The Village People would appreciate...You're right! Ford destroyed our semi homoerotic lifestyles!!

Damn you Ford, damn you all to Hell!!

[DONNIEP]

Can I have my pillow cases back then

Well, they've got holes in em and smell like burned timber but yeah, I guess I can send em back. You'll need em before long when your people have to finally rise up against ISIS

[Kristy]

FORD is a slave.

A slave to his own bullshit and the bullshit of angry old white men on 3rd rate cable TV and radio shows that nobody with a fucking shred of sense listens to.

slave FORD owes everyone here an apology and to self-ban for 10 years.

[Anonymous]

Ford destroyed our semi homoerotic lifestyles!!

And for this, I will never forgive him.

We've gone from being big, burly, masculine & ambiguously gay, to full on whiny, moping fags.

It's unforgivable...

[Anonymous]

Well, they've got holes in em and smell like burned timber but yeah, I guess I can send em back. You'll need em before long when your people have to finally rise up against ISIS

Don't forget frayed. You know, from all the biting.

[DONNIEP]

And for this, I will never forgive him.

We've gone from being big, burly, masculine & ambiguously gay, to full on whiny, moping fags.

It's unforgivable...

Ah, I can remember it like it was yesterday...telling my buddies I was being "dragged" to the Winger show by my girlfriend, telling her she needs an extra large tour shirt to go with her small just in case they shrink badly, and then almost leaving her at the show because I kinda forgot all about her after almost two hours of hedonism. And then banging her afterwards cause I'm - I mean she's all sexed up. Yes, those were the good old days. Back when men could be men.

[DONNIEP]

Don't forget frayed. You know, from all the biting.

We, I mean Klan members don't bite their hoods

[Kristy]

Yeah, back before when music was gay

[Anonymous]

Back when men could be men.

Amen, brother... amen.

I'm going to watch some cock rock videos of guys with puffed up hair wearing more make-up than a French whore trolling for cock in the alleyways adjacent to the Moulin Rouge.

An it won't be gay at all, 'cus I'll be shouting them party anthems & thrusting my fist in the air, like a REAL MAN!

[DONNIEP]

Amen, brother... amen.

I'm going to watch some cock rock videos of guys with puffed up hair wearing more make-up than a French whore trolling for cock in the alleyways adjacent to the Moulin Rouge.

An it won't be gay at all, 'cus I'll be shouting them party anthems & thrusting my fist in the air, like a REAL MAN!

Damn right! Dat's how we roll!! You don't see REAL MEN doing that at an Elton John show, now do you? No! Why? Because they are gay.

Now, I'm gonna put on my leather pants, shove a zucchini down the front, and watch Queen Live At Wembley.

[FORD]

Don't forget frayed. You know, from all the biting.

[Anonymous]

Wow

What?

[vandeleur]

What?

I was mearly defending ford and had not equated his shit music taste or poor beer choices to other posters.
Although now I have decided to vote for Ernie sandwich and tomorrow at the local boozer I will of course be drinking daffodil lager.

[Anonymous]

tomorrow at the local boozer I will of course be drinking daffodil lager.

You know as well as I do that if you ask for one of those, you won't make it out alive.

[vandeleur]

You know as well as I do that if you ask for one of those, you won't make it out alive.

This is true

[DONNIEP]

I was mearly defending ford and had not equated his shit music taste or poor beer choices to other posters.
Although now I have decided to vote for Ernie sandwich and tomorrow at the local boozer I will of course be drinking daffodil lager.

Fitting, actually. It was Freddie who described himself as "gay as a daffodil".

[FORD]

I was mearly defending ford and had not equated his shit music taste or poor beer choices to other posters.
Although now I have decided to vote for Ernie sandwich and tomorrow at the local boozer I will of course be drinking daffodil lager.

No such thing as Lager actually made from daffodils as far as I know, but of course I had to look it up to be sure. This is as close as I could find.....



Bask in the mesmerizing alpenglow of Horny Blonde’s daffodil hue while a pragmatic head disseminates notes of banana, vanilla, wheat, and cracker. Savor the light-bodied moderately carbonated semi-tart introduction. Adapt quickly as bready malts create a creamy cereal quality along with crisp hops and a touch of honey. A dry finish rounds of the experience.

Horny Blonde is a great refreshing lake beer with a mass appeal. This summer lager should be a permanent resident in your cooler.

http://www.summerbeerreview.com/blonde-summer-beer

I've never heard of this beer before, let alone tried it, so that's not an endorsement. Besides, I usually prefer Stouts or IPA over lagers anyway.

[Anonymous]

while a pragmatic head disseminates notes of banana, vanilla

I've never heard of this beer before, let alone tried it

Sure you haven't. Of course not.

[FORD]

I might try it once, if it were available around here. But with that description, I'd be tempted to pour it over a bowl of cereal rather than drink it out of the bottle like a usual beer.

[Anonymous]

I might try it once, if it were available around here.

[cadaverdog]

I might try it once, if it were available around here.

Angel was saying most of the indigenous people up there are bi. You could head up there and check it out. Are you looking to pitch, catch or suck some dick?