Filthy Lying Murderous Cunt

[vandeleur]

You might want to reconsider your position on the topic. There are chicks who dig that sort of thing.

Classy chicks

[Anonymous]

You might want to reconsider your position on the topic. There are chicks who dig that sort of thing.

EVERYBODY digs that sort of thing.

They've just been conditioned through a lifetime of suffocating religion to be scared of truly perverted, kickass sex!

But they're easily corrupted...

[vandeleur]

EVERYBODY digs that sort of thing.

They've just been conditioned through a lifetime of suffocating religion to be scared of truly perverted, kickass sex!

But they're easily corrupted...

I prefer to piss on my women over a long drawn out marriage. Seemingly

[Anonymous]

I prefer to piss on my women over a long drawn out marriage. Seemingly

Well, you can't do that with the missus now.

You guys have been together for too long.

You gotta ease into the perverted stuff, but you gotta do it while the relationship is still white hot & scalding!

[DONNIEP]

Classy chicks

Dude - I worked with Pissy Missy. She may not have been classy but she was hot. And came to work most days with bloodshot eyes. Which she pointed out to me that I usually had.

The best thing was she'd come by my office and sniff her fingers while she was walking by my door. Holy shit it doesn't get better than that. I should have married that whore. Although we'd probably both be dead by now

[Kristy]

Well, Donnie is definitely high.

[Anonymous]

You want women to be classy in public - but not in the bedroom...

Never in the bedroom...

[DONNIEP]

Well, Donnie is definitely high.

Donnie is like Dean Martin - always drankin but rarely drunk.

And I meant what I said: Happy Birthday. I can't fix the issues but I would give you a smile and wouldn't even get mad while you yelled at me for it

[DONNIEP]

You want women to be classy in public - but not in the bedroom...

Never in the bedroom...

Well when she tells you to piss all over her face - you know you got a winner.

The only problem with Pissy Missy was when she was drunk she'd follow me into the bathroom when I had to take a leak.

[Anonymous]

The only problem with Pissy Missy was when she was drunk she'd follow me into the bathroom when I had to take a leak.

Well, I can see that being a problem... sort of.

That woman must've been ready to go all the fucking time. Which is GREAT for a while. But a man needs his rest after a couple of months.

And looking down on a pretty face is always a glimpse into heaven, but there's times when a man needs to be alone with his thoughts.

You should've kept her number, though.

[Anonymous]

Ah, Kristy ain't got no issues.

She just likes pretending she's angry all the time.

Which is fine, because I love a pissed off woman, just as long as she's not mad at ME.

An angry woman can spit such venomous gems about people passing by, it's wonderful. And it's not awkward at all, because she never laughed. I did, but I was discreet.

I miss her, but life goes on. Forward!

[FORD]

I'm just saying ignoring the banter there is definitely an agenda going on with the Clinton candidacy because she has a vagina.

63 male presidents in a row and there seem to be some people who want to keep it that way otherwise why does her attractiveness get mentioned so much. It's Donald Trump a physically attractive man? Is Bernie?

The interesting thing is how much of that stuff is coming from the so called liberals.

FORD et tu?

Not at all. If Elizabeth Warren were running for President, she might well have my vote. If she runs as Bernie's VP she definitely will.

If Hillary ends up as the nominee, especially if it's by DLC "superdelegate" disruption of the process, then I will most likely end up voting for a woman.

And her name is Jill Stein (of the Green party).

[cadaverdog]

Hey get with the century old man, it's 2016 and we're all sexually transient...

That explains why men wear skirts over there.

[cadaverdog]

Children you Idiot....are not sexual. Course if the Feds investigate your computer....you might find yourself in prison, since you confuse the two.

We were talking about dirt worshippers, not children numbnuts.

[cadaverdog]

Well you Trump voters are kind of hard to understand to the people outside the bubble I must admit...

That's OK. We have a hard time understanding why your countrymen would rather be ruled by another country that has a long hisory of treating you like dog shit than rule yourselves. Do they still practice prima nocta there?

[DONNIEP]

Do they still practice prima nocta there?

Ooh, I dated a chick who was into that! Or maybe that was something else...

[Anonymous]

That's OK. We have a hard time understanding why your countrymen would rather be ruled by another country that has a long hisory of treating you like dog shit than rule yourselves. Do they still practice prima nocta there?

How the hell do you know all this?

You're smarter than you look, Dog!

[Anonymous]

Ooh, I dated a chick who was into that! Or maybe that was something else...

Now, be fair, most people, both men & women, like being banged by someone else on their wedding.

Stag parties, strippers, the best man in the toilets, there's this whole fetishism about it.

[Anonymous]

Speaking of fetishes these past few days has me all worked up.

I better schedule a session with my dominatrix for tomorrow. It's been a while since I've had my bawllz womanhandled.

[DONNIEP]

Speaking of fetishes these past few days has me all worked up.

I better schedule a session with my dominatrix for tomorrow. It's been a while since I've had my bawllz womanhandled.

I like a good reach between. It's like a reach around but it's when the chick reaches back bidletween her legs and gives yer sack a good yank.

[cadaverdog]

How the hell do you know all this?

You're smarter than you look, Dog!

Braveheart.

[cadaverdog]

I like a good reach between. It's like a reach around but it's when the chick reaches back bidletween her legs and gives yer sack a good yank.

You probably like them to diddle your bunghole too ya sick fuck.

[Igosplut]

A thread run amouk.

[Seshmeister]

That's OK. We have a hard time understanding why your countrymen would rather be ruled by another country that has a long hisory of treating you like dog shit than rule yourselves. Do they still practice prima nocta there?

They never did, don't rely on Braveheart for your history.

[cadaverdog]

They never did, don't rely on Braveheart for your history.

Next thing you're going to say is The Patriot isn't historically accurate.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Lastly, I think we all have a drink we've nearly died from. Mine is Tanqueray gin. It smells like pine trees and even the smell of Pinesol makes me want to puke.

southern comfort

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Better if your diet consists of asparagus.

No no no it's really not.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Better if your diet consists of asparagus.

No no no it's really not.

[FORD]

Probably the closest I came to death was vodka. Puked for a solid hour, and had about a three day hangover. Closest I came to homicide was Bacardi 151. I'll drink vodka on occasion now, but I stay away from rum. Don't ever want to be that guy again.

[vandeleur]

The closest I came to death was when I finished a late shift, got to the fridge and realised no beer in the house.
But that's cos am not a big girl and allergic to beer .
Beer can not kill you it just teaches you a lesson


Note to self .... Joop after shave Has a high alcohol content .

[Seshmeister]

Next thing you're going to say is The Patriot isn't historically accurate.

I've never seen it but I've heard it makes Braveheart seem like an encyclopedia.

[cadaverdog]

I've never seen it but I've heard it makes Braveheart seem like an encyclopedia.

I choose to believe both movies are historically accurate. I believe the most historically accurate WWII movie is Inglorious Basterds.

[Seshmeister]

I think the least historically accurate movie I've seen in the last couple of years was American Sniper...

[Anonymous]

I choose to believe both movies are historically accurate.

Well, they're probably as accurate as most of the historical facts that are broadly accepted.

Who knows, really? History HAS always been written by the winners, so at best, everything is acutely slanted to portray one side of the story.

This is why extremely powerful periods in the history of mankind, like World War II are so dangerous to delve into. A good vs. evil finality is so much more digestible than the incredible grey area surrounding all the sides before & during the whole thing.

And winners sometimes re-write history, too. Not maliciously, but based on the facts they have at hand when they carve their own piece of history.

Sometimes, facts deemed unimportant at the time may also fail to be properly recorded. I bet no one gave two thoughts on documenting how slavery began. White people didn't even have proper slavery in the Middle-Ages. Think about it. One of the darkest periods in human history, where the lower classes hardly had any rights, if at all & they weren't slaves.

That came about when white people went to Africa, where slavery was common. Whites just bought what blacks were selling. Namely, other blacks.

And before all this, where could you find slaves? In Rome. After they expanded & came into contact with wonderful civilisations like Egypt. In Africa. Where they had slaves.

You see where I'm going with this?...

[Angel]

I choose to believe both movies are historically accurate. I believe the most historically accurate WWII movie is Inglorious Basterds.

Inglorious Basterds is a fantasy film. No historical accuracy whatsoever...

[Angel]

Well, they're probably as accurate as most of the historical facts that are broadly accepted.

Who knows, really? History HAS always been written by the winners, so at best, everything is acutely slanted to portray one side of the story.

This is why extremely powerful periods in the history of mankind, like World War II are so dangerous to delve into. A good vs. evil finality is so much more digestible than the incredible grey area surrounding all the sides before & during the whole thing.

And winners sometimes re-write history, too. Not maliciously, but based on the facts they have at hand when they carve their own piece of history.

Sometimes, facts deemed unimportant at the time may also fail to be properly recorded. I bet no one gave two thoughts on documenting how slavery began. White people didn't even have proper slavery in the Middle-Ages. Think about it. One of the darkest periods in human history, where the lower classes hardly had any rights, if at all & they weren't slaves.

That came about when white people went to Africa, where slavery was common. Whites just bought what blacks were selling. Namely, other blacks.

And before all this, where could you find slaves? In Rome. After they expanded & came into contact with wonderful civilisations like Egypt. In Africa. Where they had slaves.

You see where I'm going with this?...

Do your research when it comes to slavery...

It was EVERYWHERE.

[vandeleur]

I think the least historically accurate movie I've seen in the last couple of years was American Sniper...

I've seen the trailer for gods of Egypt .... It may top it

[Anonymous]

Do your research when it comes to slavery...

It was EVERYWHERE.

I have. It was invented by black people.

They were exporting their own.

[DONNIEP]

Do your research when it comes to slavery...

It was EVERYWHERE.

People here in this country don't like to admit that. It makes them all feel better and gives them someone to point the finger at and blame for all the ills in our society. Never mind most of them are too fucking stupid to actually read the Constitution.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go give the "employees" their daily pep talk

[Angel]

I have. It was invented by black people.

They were exporting their own.

I hate to quote Wiki but...

"Evidence of slavery predates written records. Slavery was known in civilizations as old asSumer, as well as almost every other ancient civilization, including*Ancient Egypt,*Ancient China, the*Akkadian Empire,*Assyria,*Ancient India,*Ancient Greece, the*Roman Empire, the Islamic*Caliphate, and the*pre-Columbian civilizations*of the Americas.[10]*Such institutions were a mixture of*debt-slavery, punishment for crime, the enslavement ofprisoners of war,*child abandonment, and the birth of slave children to slaves.[11]".