Filthy Lying Murderous Cunt

[Kristy]

Well, Donnie is definitely high.

[Anonymous]

You want women to be classy in public - but not in the bedroom...

Never in the bedroom...

[DONNIEP]

Well, Donnie is definitely high.

Donnie is like Dean Martin - always drankin but rarely drunk.

And I meant what I said: Happy Birthday. I can't fix the issues but I would give you a smile and wouldn't even get mad while you yelled at me for it

[DONNIEP]

You want women to be classy in public - but not in the bedroom...

Never in the bedroom...

Well when she tells you to piss all over her face - you know you got a winner.

The only problem with Pissy Missy was when she was drunk she'd follow me into the bathroom when I had to take a leak.

[Anonymous]

The only problem with Pissy Missy was when she was drunk she'd follow me into the bathroom when I had to take a leak.

Well, I can see that being a problem... sort of.

That woman must've been ready to go all the fucking time. Which is GREAT for a while. But a man needs his rest after a couple of months.

And looking down on a pretty face is always a glimpse into heaven, but there's times when a man needs to be alone with his thoughts.

You should've kept her number, though.

[Anonymous]

Ah, Kristy ain't got no issues.

She just likes pretending she's angry all the time.

Which is fine, because I love a pissed off woman, just as long as she's not mad at ME.

An angry woman can spit such venomous gems about people passing by, it's wonderful. And it's not awkward at all, because she never laughed. I did, but I was discreet.

I miss her, but life goes on. Forward!

[FORD]

I'm just saying ignoring the banter there is definitely an agenda going on with the Clinton candidacy because she has a vagina.

63 male presidents in a row and there seem to be some people who want to keep it that way otherwise why does her attractiveness get mentioned so much. It's Donald Trump a physically attractive man? Is Bernie?

The interesting thing is how much of that stuff is coming from the so called liberals.

FORD et tu?

Not at all. If Elizabeth Warren were running for President, she might well have my vote. If she runs as Bernie's VP she definitely will.

If Hillary ends up as the nominee, especially if it's by DLC "superdelegate" disruption of the process, then I will most likely end up voting for a woman.

And her name is Jill Stein (of the Green party).

[cadaverdog]

Hey get with the century old man, it's 2016 and we're all sexually transient...

That explains why men wear skirts over there.

[cadaverdog]

Children you Idiot....are not sexual. Course if the Feds investigate your computer....you might find yourself in prison, since you confuse the two.

We were talking about dirt worshippers, not children numbnuts.

[cadaverdog]

Well you Trump voters are kind of hard to understand to the people outside the bubble I must admit...

That's OK. We have a hard time understanding why your countrymen would rather be ruled by another country that has a long hisory of treating you like dog shit than rule yourselves. Do they still practice prima nocta there?

[DONNIEP]

Do they still practice prima nocta there?

Ooh, I dated a chick who was into that! Or maybe that was something else...

[Anonymous]

That's OK. We have a hard time understanding why your countrymen would rather be ruled by another country that has a long hisory of treating you like dog shit than rule yourselves. Do they still practice prima nocta there?

How the hell do you know all this?

You're smarter than you look, Dog!

[Anonymous]

Ooh, I dated a chick who was into that! Or maybe that was something else...

Now, be fair, most people, both men & women, like being banged by someone else on their wedding.

Stag parties, strippers, the best man in the toilets, there's this whole fetishism about it.

[Anonymous]

Speaking of fetishes these past few days has me all worked up.

I better schedule a session with my dominatrix for tomorrow. It's been a while since I've had my bawllz womanhandled.

[DONNIEP]

Speaking of fetishes these past few days has me all worked up.

I better schedule a session with my dominatrix for tomorrow. It's been a while since I've had my bawllz womanhandled.

I like a good reach between. It's like a reach around but it's when the chick reaches back bidletween her legs and gives yer sack a good yank.