Filthy Lying Murderous Cunt

[Seshmeister]

I believe vodka is his drank of choice.

Drank indeed.

[TFM_Dale]

I believe vodka is his drank of choice.

So he is gay?

[vandeleur]

Vodka is gay ?

[Seshmeister]

Vodka is the drink of the professionals.

I've dabbled in whisky but I'm too busy to deal with the hangovers.

[TFM_Dale]

Vodka is gay ?

Usually.
Not that their is anything wrong with that.

[Kristy]

Do you ever laugh, FROD?

Have you ever experienced one single moment of carefree happiness in your whole dreary sombre life?

FORD is a slave.


How many god damn times do I need to explain myself on here?

[Seshmeister]

Indeed, if Flappo was gay he would probably have lost his virginity by now.

[TFM_Dale]

Vodka is the drink of the professionals.

I've dabbled in whisky but I'm too busy to deal with the hangovers.

Got sick as fuck drinking Vodka on my 19th birthday. Didn't like it much before then, really didn't after that.

[vandeleur]

Usually.
Not that their is anything wrong with that.

Vodka the drink that goes with anything is gay ??????

You pick on vodka when ford posts pics of daffodil lager and sesame seed cider !

Vodka is not gay ..... A million dead Russian livers did not die in vain.

[TFM_Dale]

Indeed, if Flappo was gay he would probably have lost his virginity by now.

He loves the cock. I rest my case.

[TFM_Dale]

Vodka the drink that goes with anything is gay ??????

You pick on vodka when ford posts pics of daffodil lager and sesame seed cider !

Vodka is not gay ..... A million dead Russian livers did not die in vain.

Vodka, it is Russian for cock isn't it?

[vandeleur]

Got sick as fuck drinking Vodka on my 19th birthday. Didn't like it much before then, really didn't after that.

Amateur ..... Dale youre a big man but your in bad shape , with me it's a full time job now behave yourself

[TFM_Dale]

Amateur ..... Dale youre a big man but your in bad shape , with me it's a full time job now behave yourself

Wasn't even the vodka that did it, felt kind of ill and decided to party anyway. You live, you learn.

[Seshmeister]

FORD is a slave.


How many god damn times do I need to explain myself on here?

Well you Trump voters are kind of hard to understand to the people outside the bubble I must admit...

[Seshmeister]

Wasn't even the vodka that did it, felt kind of ill and decided to party anyway. You live, you learn.

That is a completely unfair attack on an amazing drink. It wasn't vodka's fault it was you.

I didn't drink red wine for 5 years after a terrible incident when I was 18...

[TFM_Dale]

That is a completely unfair attack on an amazing drink. It wasn't vodka's fault it was you.

I didn't drink red wine for 5 years after a terrible incident when I was 18...

True, but giving Vandy some shit is kind of fun on occasion.

[Anonymous]

Vodka the drink that goes with anything is gay ??????

Well, according to you, it's at least bisexual.

And it might be into bestiality too.

[Seshmeister]

Amateur ..... Dale youre a big man but your in bad shape , with me it's a full time job now behave yourself

Hah! Terrible spelling and not a lot of people know that...

[Seshmeister]

Well, according to you, it's at least bisexual.

And it might be into bestiality too.

Hey get with the century old man, it's 2016 and we're all sexually transient...

[vandeleur]

Hah! Terrible spelling and not a lot of people know that...

It was rushed but I take your point

[TFM_Dale]

Hah! Terrible spelling and not a lot of people know that...

See, not only is Vodka gay but it makes you illiterate.

[Seshmeister]

In joke.

[TFM_Dale]

Hah! Terrible spelling and not a lot of people know that...

And most know I'm a big dude, between Facebook and twatgears people know, I still outwork all those stick boys though.

[DONNIEP]

First off, most people drank vodka mixed up with some faggity crap. That makes it gay. Unless you drink it like Bond: straight up, without ice, with a gun within reach, and feeling rapey.

Second, Ford will drink anything that screams I'M A FAG on the label. Ford is not a fag, but he does have faggity tendencies.

Lastly, I think we all have a drink we've nearly died from. Mine is Tanqueray gin. It smells like pine trees and even the smell of Pinesol makes me want to puke.

[TFM_Dale]

First off, most people drank vodka mixed up with some faggity crap. That makes it gay. Unless you drink it like Bond: straight up, without ice, with a gun within reach, and feeling rapey.

Bond or Cosby?

[Kristy]

You know since this thread is going nowhere (like most threads) I'd like to take the time to ponder to last moth before my weed moratorium and take some time out to talk about when I was getting heavily stoned and watching reruns of Hogan's Heroes.



As Donnie and/or Izzy might put this: Hogan was a "fag." No, not gay (well, a little ghey) but a fag. Even baked the show was highly unrealistic. "Captured" POW's with a secretive underground tunnels that led to numerous sabotage operations that antagonized the Third Reich. Think about that. Hogan was the mastermind and his merry men played upon the alleged stupidity of the German people. I did mention this shit was unrealistic, right?


slave FORD and slave SESH banning people

Critics called the show "insensitive," and um..."unrealistic." To me, Hogan was the original serial killer/psychopath who had no problem blowing up any Nazi cockbreath no matter decension of rank or importance. Yeah, it's not like wasting a "Field Marshall" would ever warrant a investigation or all those collect calls to London were ever monitored. It's not like the Gestapo were that fucking stupid to ever deduct that Hogan was a ringleader and that Klink was his little bitch. It's not like F A T as F U C K Schultz ate too many led paint chips as a baby in order to see, hear, and say "Noth-ING" was acts od deprativty and blantany murder were taking place under his F A T fucking nose.

Hogan was the original Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, and Pedro Alonso Lopez rolled into one. Sure, he loved pussy, too but he seemed to thrive on acts of murder and yes, terrorism. He was the original thrill merchant of death. Hogan's Psychopaths was really a disturbing and vile show. More brutal than Dexter or that fucking gawd-awful 'Hannibal.' Just really, really fucked up for its time.

[Seshmeister]

My dangerous drink was probably Smirnoff and LSD.

As far as mixers being gay. No sir you are incorrect.

A mixer that includes caffeine allows more drinks.

[DONNIEP]

Hah! Terrible spelling and not a lot of people know that...

Spelling?? You're pointing out his spelling? What about his complete lack of punctuation???? Vandy, sexy beast that he is, posts more run-on sentences than a 17 year old girl. Not that I know any 17 year old girls...

[Anonymous]

Lastly, I think we all have a drink we've nearly died from.

Red wine, brandy, tequila & I think there was another, but I was very young.

[vandeleur]

And most know I'm a big dude, between Facebook and twatgears people know, I still outwork all those stick boys though.

Dude it was a movie quote , Get Carter

[Kristy]

Well you Trump voters are kind of hard to understand to the people outside the bubble I must admit...

Did Trump suddenly convert to Marxism?

[TFM_Dale]

Dude it was a movie quote , Get Carter

Is Carter a dude?

I rest my case

[Seshmeister]

First off, most people drank vodka mixed up with some faggity crap. That makes it gay. Unless you drink it like Bond: straight up, without ice, with a gun within reach, and feeling rapey.

Second, Ford will drink anything that screams I'M A FAG on the label. Ford is not a fag, but he does have faggity tendencies.

Lastly, I think we all have a drink we've nearly died from. Mine is Tanqueray gin. It smells like pine trees and even the smell of Pinesol makes me want to puke.

I was talking to a serious drinker last week and he said a 'Vesper' had a serious kick and was a lot of fun. I will try definitely give it a go this year, the whole concept of strong booze as a mixer is intriguing...

[Kristy]

Hello Kristy! We at ROTH ARMY FORUMS would like to wish you a Happy Fuckin' Birthday!


Thanks for the reminder and thus depressing me, fuckfaces.

[vandeleur]

We drink Jaques cider as the mixer with vodka , when you're mixer is stronger than Stella you know you are on to a winner

And as for spelling , grammar and being able to focus what the fuck do I comment on all of your little foibles.

[DONNIEP]

My dangerous drink was probably Smirnoff and LSD.

As far as mixers being gay. No sir you are incorrect.

A mixer that includes caffeine allows more drinks.

First off, I am never wrong. Even when I am wrong.

And caffeine and booze is a recipe for death. And this is coming from a guy who woke up one morning pinned under an entertainment center after a coke and Johnny Walker binge and nearly died. Of course I didn't. Because I'm bad ass and it would have killed 10 ordinary men. But it did take years before I had sensation in my legs again. Good thing it didn't affect my Honkie Dong!

[Seshmeister]

And most know I'm a big dude, between Facebook and twatgears people know, I still outwork all those stick boys though.

And not a 50 year English virgin.

[Kristy]

You know, what's sad? Siting in a Yuppie-like, pussy gentrification bar on your gawd damn birthday and there is this Jewish hipster with one of those double Jewish chins next to me reading a book.


WHAT HAVE I BECOME!?

[SunisinuS]

True. You posted it. My bad.

Children you Idiot....are not sexual. Course if the Feds investigate your computer....you might find yourself in prison, since you confuse the two.

Uneducated fuck wits like yourself might remember (too hard) that your brain assumes things that educated people are able to sort out. You FEEL she did something, when, confronted with what was actually posted....well you do a Trump Frump.

I wish your parents had genetically coded you with a better set of neurons...and I am sure that some in your family you will admit got the better end of the Genetic Lottery.

Maybe your mother was not drinking NightTrain when they had them?



As Everclear is a terrible drug when you mom is pregnant C-Dog.

[Seshmeister]

First off, I am never wrong. Even when I am wrong.

And caffeine and booze is a recipe for death. And this is coming from a guy who woke up one morning pinned under an entertainment center after a coke and Johnny Walker binge and nearly died. Of course I didn't. Because I'm bad ass and it would have killed 10 ordinary men. But it did take years before I had sensation in my legs again. Good thing it didn't affect my Honkie Dong!

I'm not saying it's a great lifestyle choice and my Tequilla and Redbull jug extravaganza from 2005 will live on in the top 5 worst nights of my life but all I'm saying is it patently not gay in the woose limp wristed use of the word.