Filthy Lying Murderous Cunt

[Anonymous]

You know since this thread is going nowhere (like most threads) I'd like to take the time to ponder to last moth before my weed moratorium and take some time out to talk about when I was getting heavily stoned and watching reruns of Hogan's Heroes.

As Donnie and/or Izzy might put this: Hogan was a "fag." No, not gay (well, a little ghey) but a fag. Even baked the show was highly unrealistic. "Captured" POW's with a secretive underground tunnels that led to numerous sabotage operations that antagonized the Third Reich. Think about that. Hogan was the mastermind and his merry men played upon the alleged stupidity of the German people. I did mention this shit was unrealistic, right?

Critics called the show "insensitive," and um..."unrealistic." To me, Hogan was the original serial killer/psychopath who had no problem blowing up any Nazi cockbreath no matter decension of rank or importance. Yeah, it's not like wasting a "Field Marshall" would ever warrant a investigation or all those collect calls to London were ever monitored. It's not like the Gestapo were that fucking stupid to ever deduct that Hogan was a ringleader and that Klink was his little bitch. It's not like F A T as F U C K Schultz ate too many led paint chips as a baby in order to see, hear, and say "Noth-ING" was acts od deprativty and blantany murder were taking place under his F A T fucking nose.

Hogan was the original Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, and Pedro Alonso Lopez rolled into one. Sure, he loved pussy, too but he seemed to thrive on acts of murder and yes, terrorism. He was the original thrill merchant of death. Hogan's Psychopaths was really a disturbing and vile show. More brutal than Dexter or that fucking gawd-awful 'Hannibal.' Just really, really fucked up for its time.

Well put.

I tend to dislike entertainment about serious stuff because sooner than later, there will be unrealistic shit that pops up, and the realism preceding it only makes the bullshit stand out that much more.

If I'm going to watch something historical, it better be very loosely based on reality & preferably funny.



Not only this frees the writers to be a lot more creative, unrealistic situations can often be the highlights of the show.

[DONNIEP]

Hello Kristy! We at ROTH ARMY FORUMS would like to wish you a Happy Fuckin' Birthday!


Thanks for the reminder and thus depressing me, fuckfaces.

I would give you a hug and tell you Happy Birthday if you were here. I know why you don't like birthdays, but all you need is a smile and a good friend. Or you could smoke weed while I drank Beerz. But you better not be mean to me the next day

[TFM_Dale]

Hello Kristy! We at ROTH ARMY FORUMS would like to wish you a Happy Fuckin' Birthday!


Thanks for the reminder and thus depressing me, fuckfaces.

Happy birthday you hipster! Treat yourself to some coldplay videos and whatever faggy drink hipsters are drinking now.

[Kristy]

...my Honkie Dong!

Good thing.

[Kristy]

Happy birthday you hipster! Treat yourself to some coldplay videos and whatever faggy drink hipsters are drinking now.

I'm no hipster, you Payton Manning dick slurping wannabe.

[TFM_Dale]

You know, what's sad? Siting in a Yuppie-like, pussy gentrification bar on your gawd damn birthday and there is this Jewish hipster with one of those double Jewish chins next to me reading a book.


WHAT HAVE I BECOME!?

A one nighter for a double chinned Jew if you play your cards right.

[DONNIEP]

I'm not saying it's a great lifestyle choice and my Tequilla and Redbull jug extravaganza from 2005 will live on in the top 5 worst nights of my life but all I'm saying is it patently not gay in the woose limp wristed use of the word.

Was that when your wife bought you a huge bottle of vodka? For some reason I think I remember that.

[Seshmeister]

You know, what's sad? Siting in a Yuppie-like, pussy gentrification bar on your gawd damn birthday and there is this Jewish hipster with one of those double Jewish chins next to me reading a book.


WHAT HAVE I BECOME!?

For a start obsessed with whether someone is jewish, who gives a fuck? A cunt is a cunt, a lovely person isn't, what's with all this jew nonsense in every post.

Secondly hopefully you are more cheery and likeable in the real world.

[Kristy]

A one nighter for a double chinned Jew if you play your cards right.

He just left.



Thank fuck.

[Anonymous]

Hello Kristy! We at ROTH ARMY FORUMS would like to wish you a Happy Fuckin' Birthday!


Thanks for the reminder and thus depressing me, fuckfaces.

Happy birthday, darling.

I wish I could give you a big, suffocating bear hug & cover you in slightly, yet not entirely, unwelcome kisses.

Your sense of humour is a beacon of shining light in these boards & I'm happy to have met you at least in the virtual world.

Cheers!

[Kristy]

For a start obsessed with whether someone is jewish, who gives a fuck? A cunt is a cunt, a lovely person isn't, what's with all this jew nonsense in every post.

Secondly hopefully you are more cheery and likeable in the real world.

Only because your master is Jewish, slave SESH Otherwise, I would not care.

[DONNIEP]

Izzy - check your messages.

[Anonymous]

And as for spelling , grammar and being able to focus what the fuck do I comment on all of your little foibles.

[Kristy]

Happy birthday, darling.

I wish I could give you a big, suffocating bear hug & cover you in slightly, yet not entirely, unwelcome kisses.

Your sense of humour is a beacon of shining light in these boards & I'm happy to have met you at least in the virtual world.

Really?




Kwel birth prez.

[TFM_Dale]

Good thing.

Hong Kong Phooey was the shit.

[Seshmeister]

Was that when your wife bought you a huge bottle of vodka? For some reason I think I remember that.

No she did buy me a gallon(5 litre) bottle of vodka one Xmas years ago which set up a funny gag of getting it out and throwing the top away saying 'Well I won't need that again'.

The tequila redbull thing was horrible because there was a cheap promotion on at the hotel where I was staying in strange city with a colleague and I drank a ton and then lay awake in bed from midnight to 8am when I had to get up for breakfast and then go and spend 9 hours in meetings without being able to sleep at any point.

[Anonymous]

Izzy - check your messages.

Where? Here, there?

I see nothing.

[Kristy]

There are a lot of F A T hipsters in this place. All with their shitty Mac Books trying to blow each other, talking college and shit.

"Dude! Have you heard the new Nikki and The Dove?"

"Yeah! I have it on Spotify."

Somebody fucking shoot me. Where is an ISIS terrorist when you need one?

[Anonymous]

Really?




Kwel birth prez.

Just point me to your wishlist & I'll gift them to you!

[DONNIEP]

Where? Here, there?

I see nothing.

Skype, you sexy beast. Duh.

[Seshmeister]

Only because your master is Jewish, slave SESH Otherwise, I would not care.

My master is Russian.

Happy Birthday my little nest of vipers.

I know that underneath that belligerent exterior is a fluffy kitten of loveliness.

[DONNIEP]

No she did buy me a gallon(5 litre) bottle of vodka one Xmas years ago which set up a funny gag of getting it out and throwing the top away saying 'Well I won't need that again'.

The tequila redbull thing was horrible because there was a cheap promotion on at the hotel where I was staying in strange city with a colleague and I drank a ton and then lay awake in bed from midnight to 8am when I had to get up for breakfast and then go and spend 9 hours in meetings without being able to sleep at any point.

Aha! See - I pay attention here and remember the important stuff.

[Kristy]

My master is Russian.

Happy Birthday my little nest of vipers.

I know that underneath that belligerent exterior is a fluffy kitten of loveliness.

Not really. Nothing would make more birthday more complete than having one of these hipsters lick my boots as I piss on his/her face.

[Seshmeister]

Aha! See - I pay attention here and remember the important stuff.

It's funny the things that people remember from all these years of crap.

I'm sure I posted a bunch of stuff back around 2002-2004 which is gone forever that I would like to have seen now.

[TFM_Dale]

No she did buy me a gallon(5 litre) bottle of vodka one Xmas years ago which set up a funny gag of getting it out and throwing the top away saying 'Well I won't need that again'.

The tequila redbull thing was horrible because there was a cheap promotion on at the hotel where I was staying in strange city with a colleague and I drank a ton and then lay awake in bed from midnight to 8am when I had to get up for breakfast and then go and spend 9 hours in meetings without being able to sleep at any point.

Red bull is some nasty shit, my wife used to like doing those jagerbombs and I found Jagermeister mixed into a dark lager is much MUCH better.

[TFM_Dale]

Not really. Nothing would make more birthday more complete than having one of these hipsters lick my boots as I piss on his/her face.

You must be at Starbucks. I think I seen that on the menu once.

[Anonymous]

Not really. Nothing would make more birthday more complete than having one of these hipsters lick my boots as I piss on his/her face.

That's extremely hot!

[Kristy]

You must be at Starbucks. I think I seen that on the menu once.

No. Nothing that corporate. Hipsters hate corporate places. This is some off-campus hipster hangout full of disillusioned college students. No need to fret. master Bernie is going to give them a FREE education.


These fucking students are rich, too. Expensive Mac Books with those pretentious "Beats" headphones - probably listening to Wiz Khalifa in order to hide their true suburban identities.

[Seshmeister]

Not really. Nothing would make more birthday more complete than having one of these hipsters lick my boots as I piss on his/her face.

There are people that pay for that kind of thing but I would guess that it takes a bit of practice.

[Seshmeister]

No. Nothing that corporate. Hipsters hate corporate places. This is some off-campus hipster hangout full of disillusioned college students. No need to fret. master Bernie is going to give them a FREE education.

Your rants as a Marxist against Bernie giving a 'free' education are a bit confusing.

[Seshmeister]

That's extremely hot!

No no no it's really not.

[TFM_Dale]

No. Nothing that corporate. Hipsters hate corporate places. This is some off-campus hipster hangout full of disillusioned college students. No need to fret. master Bernie is going to give them a FREE education.

As long as they vote Bernie!

[Anonymous]

No no no it's really not.

I thought you were talking about how this is 2016?...

You're either cool or you're not, Sesh.

You can't pretend.

[Kristy]

Watch the last 5 mins or so. I found it to be "inspirational."

THE ZOO short film (200 MG) Spanish subtitles from KOOL HAMMER on Vimeo.

[Kristy]

Your rants as a Marxist against Bernie giving a 'free' education are a bit confusing.

I get high a lot. What's your excuse?

[DONNIEP]

Not really. Nothing would make more birthday more complete than having one of these hipsters lick my boots as I piss on his/her face.

Pissy Missy - is that you??

I miss Pissy Missy. The first time we banged, she grabbed her hair, scrunched it all up and said "I want you to piss all over my face!!" Which I did. Oh those were fun times.

[Kristy]

Better if your diet consists of asparagus.

[DONNIEP]

No no no it's really not.

You might want to reconsider your position on the topic. There are chicks who dig that sort of thing.

[Anonymous]

So where do I ship them to, Kristy?

[DONNIEP]

Better if your diet consists of asparagus.

I hate asparagus, artichokes, and especially Cilantro.