Filthy Lying Murderous Cunt

[Seshmeister]

That's extremely hot!

No no no it's really not.

[TFM_Dale]

No. Nothing that corporate. Hipsters hate corporate places. This is some off-campus hipster hangout full of disillusioned college students. No need to fret. master Bernie is going to give them a FREE education.

As long as they vote Bernie!

[Anonymous]

No no no it's really not.

I thought you were talking about how this is 2016?...

You're either cool or you're not, Sesh.

You can't pretend.

[Kristy]

Watch the last 5 mins or so. I found it to be "inspirational."

THE ZOO short film (200 MG) Spanish subtitles from KOOL HAMMER on Vimeo.

[Kristy]

Your rants as a Marxist against Bernie giving a 'free' education are a bit confusing.

I get high a lot. What's your excuse?

[DONNIEP]

Not really. Nothing would make more birthday more complete than having one of these hipsters lick my boots as I piss on his/her face.

Pissy Missy - is that you??

I miss Pissy Missy. The first time we banged, she grabbed her hair, scrunched it all up and said "I want you to piss all over my face!!" Which I did. Oh those were fun times.

[Kristy]

Better if your diet consists of asparagus.

[DONNIEP]

No no no it's really not.

You might want to reconsider your position on the topic. There are chicks who dig that sort of thing.

[Anonymous]

So where do I ship them to, Kristy?

[DONNIEP]

Better if your diet consists of asparagus.

I hate asparagus, artichokes, and especially Cilantro.

[vandeleur]

You might want to reconsider your position on the topic. There are chicks who dig that sort of thing.

Classy chicks

[Anonymous]

You might want to reconsider your position on the topic. There are chicks who dig that sort of thing.

EVERYBODY digs that sort of thing.

They've just been conditioned through a lifetime of suffocating religion to be scared of truly perverted, kickass sex!

But they're easily corrupted...

[vandeleur]

EVERYBODY digs that sort of thing.

They've just been conditioned through a lifetime of suffocating religion to be scared of truly perverted, kickass sex!

But they're easily corrupted...

I prefer to piss on my women over a long drawn out marriage. Seemingly

[Anonymous]

I prefer to piss on my women over a long drawn out marriage. Seemingly

Well, you can't do that with the missus now.

You guys have been together for too long.

You gotta ease into the perverted stuff, but you gotta do it while the relationship is still white hot & scalding!

[DONNIEP]

Classy chicks

Dude - I worked with Pissy Missy. She may not have been classy but she was hot. And came to work most days with bloodshot eyes. Which she pointed out to me that I usually had.

The best thing was she'd come by my office and sniff her fingers while she was walking by my door. Holy shit it doesn't get better than that. I should have married that whore. Although we'd probably both be dead by now