Musings on Latest (Totally Unsubstantiated and Worn Out) Reunion Shite...

[Anonymous]

Cruise is just as straight as I am.

terry, I wasn't casting aspersions on Tom's sexuality. It's quite obvious that man is a tiger.

I just wanted to know what's the name of Tom's character in Cocktail, that is all.

Whatever possessed you to believe that there was some implication that Cruise cruised for friends of the cruise on that simple question?

And believe me, I never doubted you to be as straight as Tom Cruise in Top Gun.

[DONNIEP]

What was the name of Tom Cruise's character in Cocktail?

Duh, Brian Flanagan

[DONNIEP]

Look, I just won't stand for these continued posts spreading malicious allegations about Tom Cruise's sexuality being unanswered by a vehement defense from someone...

CLEARLY Tom Cruise isn't gay, just as CLEARLY Top Gun wasn't some subliminal tribute to barely suppressed homoerotic impulses. Cruise is just as straight as I am. Okay? Enough.

Now that we have THAT settled, I'm off to watch the Top Gun volleyball scene with nothing on but my underwear and socks. Back in 5 (10 if I think about Kim Kardashian naked).

I have been to those hallowed grounds, the volleyball court at Miramar back in '95.

And of course I played volleyball there. Geez, only a homo would pass up that opportunity!

[Anonymous]

Duh, Brian Flanagan

There you go, Vandy.

Take it away, my friend.

[DONNIEP]

There you go, Vandy.

Take it away, my friend.

Dude - you knew I'd know that. I love that movie! And I used to work for this chick who looked almost identical to Elizabeth Shue and I wanted to bang her so bad but she was one of the few married chicks who actually dug her husband.

Now, if you haven't seen Knight And Day, I highly recommend it. It's hilarious, has lots of action, and Cameron Diaz is hotter than hell in it.