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Thread: Sammy vs. Dave - Battle of the 'tards!

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    Sammy vs. Dave - Battle of the 'tards!

    "Counter-Blast" vs. "Mine All Mine"

    Who's your favourite special-ed lyricist?
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    "Counter-Blast"

    Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me
    Who's your favourite page?
    I'm gonna fax you
    Into the atom age, yeah

    My engine searching like a harpoon
    Like a monsoon in your chat room

    Who are you
    Are you online?
    Woman
    Your page or mine

    My engine searching like a harpoon
    Like a monsoon in your chat room
    Oh, oh, ooh
    Counter-blast

    This is not a test
    This is the first phase
    This is not a test
    This is the atom age
    This is not a test
    Are you online?
    This is not a test
    Your page or mine?

    Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me
    Who's your favourite page?
    I'm gonna fax you
    Into the atom age, yeah

    My engine searching like a harpoon
    Like a monsoon in your chat room
    Woah, ow

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    "Mine All Mine"

    Ow! Forgive me father, for I have sinned
    I've been through hell and back again
    I shook hands with the devil
    Looked 'em in the eye
    Looked like a long lost friend

    Ow, anything you want, any dirty deeds
    He's got everything except what I really need
    Keepin' me temporarily satisfied
    But not one thing I've tried
    Filled me up inside or felt like mine

    Mine all mine

    Yeah, and the search goes on
    The more I look
    My world keeps gettin' smaller
    Staring at the sun, searchin' for the light
    Almost ended up blind

    Some only see what they wanna see
    Claiming victory, oh, but that's not me
    Gimme truth, gimme somethin' real
    I just wanna feel like it's mine, all mine

    Ooh, really mine
    Come on, gimme somethin'
    Somethin' that's mine, all mine, all mine

    Mine all mine

    All the words on the wall
    Look the same in the mirror
    Every riddle and every clue
    Ow, you've got Allah in the east
    You've got Jesus in the west
    Christ, what's a man to do?

    They'll find a cure for anything
    Just kill the pain or numb my brain
    We see a man speakin' the word of God
    Provin' to be a fraud, oh, his own church applauds

    Stop lookin' out, start lookin' in
    Be your own best friend
    Stand up and say

    "Hey! This is mine!" ooh, all mine
    Yeah and baby you've got somethin'
    And I got somethin'
    Hey, and it's mine, all mine, all mine

    Mine all mine
    Mine all mine
    Yes, I'm searchin'
    Mine all mine
    Uh, I got to have it

    Mine all mine
    Mine all mine
    Well
    Mine all mine
    Got ta, got ta, got to

    Mine all mine
    Got to have it
    Mine all mine
    Mine all mine

    You got! You got!
    You got! You got!
    Mine all mine

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    I have to pick "Mine All Mine" as my favourite lyric because it never starts playing accidentally, since I don't have the album.

    For that reason, I have never suffered through it, unlike "Counter-Blast".

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    I voted for Mine All Mine because it's a kick ass song. And because Sammy kicks ass!! And because I bet he could still sing it kinda like the original. Well, his version of singing. Dave can't even pull off Happy Birthday without fucking it up and screeeching and warbling all over the place.
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    I have to pick Mine All Mine because with Counter-Blast I'm pretty sure some personal assistant in 1998 gave Dave a sheet of paper with a bunch of internet jargon printed on it and said "sing this, it'll make you sound hip and current (to the 50,000 people who are actually going to end up buying this record)!" Dave just sort of went along with it.

    Mine All Mine, conversely, is a clear case of Hagar writing that mealy-mouthed, centrist, fence-sitting drivel and thinking it was a revelation. And the music was basically recycled from Dave's 1984 tour samurai sword dance routine, to boot!
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    Things are looking good, but before any less enlightened members come here & fuck it up, I have to say that Sammy deserves to win this by a landslide, simply because of this unmatched piece of lyricism:

    "Ow, you've got Allah in the east
    You've got Jesus in the west
    Christ, what's a man to do?"

    Now, any other, less diligent, so called lyricist would've been quite happy with "Allah in the East, Jesus in the West" & called it a day.

    But Sammy, our Sammy, my Sammy, your Sammy, always went the extra mile. Always gave it that extra "oomph!" In this case, with the certainly interesting - certainly one way to put it - inclusion of the fan favourite "Christ, what's a man to do?"

    So remember, when you vote, to read what it says on the poll. "Vote with your heart."

    Please do so.

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    The winner is obvious!

    A. The live performance kicks ass

    3. Sammy's hair is fuckin off the goddamn chain!!



    Close the polls. We have a winner!!!

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    Sammy owes most of his popularity to his VH connection......Makes me sick.
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    "Ow, you've got Allah in the east
    You've got Jesus in the west
    Christ, what's a man to do?"

    at 3 minutes 19 seconds in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Close the polls. We have a winner!!!
    I think you mean weiner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igosplut View Post
    Sammy owes most of his popularity to his VH connection......Makes me sick.
    You may be missing the finer points of this thread & they're not exactly subtle, Igo.

    Look more closely & remember... VOAT WITH YOR HART!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Izzy Moreno View Post
    I think you mean weiner.
    Exactly. Long live Sammy!

    Meanwhile, Dave sits in his empty house, practicing his gay as dance moves nobody wants to see....

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    Fuck this, I go with the 'could have been a tampon commercial song' by Van Hagar...



    "Not Enough"


    To love somebody naturally
    To love somebody faithfully
    To love somebody equally
    Is not enough
    Is not enough
    Is not enough
    To love somebody secretly
    And never touch
    To love somebody honestly
    And always trust
    To love somebody tenderly
    The tender touch
    Is not enough
    Is not enough
    Love hurts sometimes
    It's not so easy to find, no
    Searchin' everywhere
    You turn and swear
    It's always been there
    To love somebody foolishly
    Can happen once
    To love somebody hopelessly
    It hurts so much
    To love somebody equally
    Is not enough
    Is not enough
    Is not enough
    Love takes a little time
    It's not so easy to find, no
    Searchin' everywhere
    You turn and swear
    She's always been there
    Standin' there....oh
    And if it don't come easily
    One thing you must believe
    You can always have trust in me
    Because my heart will always be
    Yours honestly
    Love hurts sometimes
    It's not so easy to find, no
    Searchin' everywhere
    Then turn and swear
    It's always been there
    Standin' there
    Love hurts sometimes
    Not yours, it's not mine, no
    Love's only to share
    Turn and swear
    It's everywhere
    Standin' there
    'cause it's always been there
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    No Contest

    Quote Originally Posted by Izzy Moreno View Post
    "Counter-Blast" vs. "Mine All Mine"

    Who's your favourite special-ed lyricist?

    If we compare Dave's body of work vs. Sammy's body of work . . . Sammy doesn't make it out of the first round. Sure Sam has a few good punches but he swings and misses more often than not.

    Dave on the other hand connects time after time with hard stinging punches that always leads him to the knockout and undisputed Champion.
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