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  • Anonymous
    Banned
    • May 2004
    • 12710

    Sammy vs. Dave - Battle of the 'tards!

    "Counter-Blast" vs. "Mine All Mine"

    Who's your favourite special-ed lyricist?
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  • Anonymous
    Banned
    • May 2004
    • 12710

    #2
    "Counter-Blast"

    Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me
    Who's your favourite page?
    I'm gonna fax you
    Into the atom age, yeah

    My engine searching like a harpoon
    Like a monsoon in your chat room

    Who are you
    Are you online?
    Woman
    Your page or mine

    My engine searching like a harpoon
    Like a monsoon in your chat room
    Oh, oh, ooh
    Counter-blast

    This is not a test
    This is the first phase
    This is not a test
    This is the atom age
    This is not a test
    Are you online?
    This is not a test
    Your page or mine?

    Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me
    Who's your favourite page?
    I'm gonna fax you
    Into the atom age, yeah

    My engine searching like a harpoon
    Like a monsoon in your chat room
    Woah, ow

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    • Anonymous
      Banned
      • May 2004
      • 12710

      #3
      "Mine All Mine"

      Ow! Forgive me father, for I have sinned
      I've been through hell and back again
      I shook hands with the devil
      Looked 'em in the eye
      Looked like a long lost friend

      Ow, anything you want, any dirty deeds
      He's got everything except what I really need
      Keepin' me temporarily satisfied
      But not one thing I've tried
      Filled me up inside or felt like mine

      Mine all mine

      Yeah, and the search goes on
      The more I look
      My world keeps gettin' smaller
      Staring at the sun, searchin' for the light
      Almost ended up blind

      Some only see what they wanna see
      Claiming victory, oh, but that's not me
      Gimme truth, gimme somethin' real
      I just wanna feel like it's mine, all mine

      Ooh, really mine
      Come on, gimme somethin'
      Somethin' that's mine, all mine, all mine

      Mine all mine

      All the words on the wall
      Look the same in the mirror
      Every riddle and every clue
      Ow, you've got Allah in the east
      You've got Jesus in the west
      Christ, what's a man to do?

      They'll find a cure for anything
      Just kill the pain or numb my brain
      We see a man speakin' the word of God
      Provin' to be a fraud, oh, his own church applauds

      Stop lookin' out, start lookin' in
      Be your own best friend
      Stand up and say

      "Hey! This is mine!" ooh, all mine
      Yeah and baby you've got somethin'
      And I got somethin'
      Hey, and it's mine, all mine, all mine

      Mine all mine
      Mine all mine
      Yes, I'm searchin'
      Mine all mine
      Uh, I got to have it

      Mine all mine
      Mine all mine
      Well
      Mine all mine
      Got ta, got ta, got to

      Mine all mine
      Got to have it
      Mine all mine
      Mine all mine

      You got! You got!
      You got! You got!
      Mine all mine

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      • Anonymous
        Banned
        • May 2004
        • 12710

        #4
        I have to pick "Mine All Mine" as my favourite lyric because it never starts playing accidentally, since I don't have the album.

        For that reason, I have never suffered through it, unlike "Counter-Blast".

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        • DONNIEP
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Mar 2004
          • 13373

          #5
          I voted for Mine All Mine because it's a kick ass song. And because Sammy kicks ass!! And because I bet he could still sing it kinda like the original. Well, his version of singing. Dave can't even pull off Happy Birthday without fucking it up and screeeching and warbling all over the place.
          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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          • Terry
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jan 2004
            • 11956

            #6
            I have to pick Mine All Mine because with Counter-Blast I'm pretty sure some personal assistant in 1998 gave Dave a sheet of paper with a bunch of internet jargon printed on it and said "sing this, it'll make you sound hip and current (to the 50,000 people who are actually going to end up buying this record)!" Dave just sort of went along with it.

            Mine All Mine, conversely, is a clear case of Hagar writing that mealy-mouthed, centrist, fence-sitting drivel and thinking it was a revelation. And the music was basically recycled from Dave's 1984 tour samurai sword dance routine, to boot!
            Scramby eggs and bacon.

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            • Anonymous
              Banned
              • May 2004
              • 12710

              #7
              Things are looking good, but before any less enlightened members come here & fuck it up, I have to say that Sammy deserves to win this by a landslide, simply because of this unmatched piece of lyricism:

              "Ow, you've got Allah in the east
              You've got Jesus in the west
              Christ, what's a man to do?"

              Now, any other, less diligent, so called lyricist would've been quite happy with "Allah in the East, Jesus in the West" & called it a day.

              But Sammy, our Sammy, my Sammy, your Sammy, always went the extra mile. Always gave it that extra "oomph!" In this case, with the certainly interesting - certainly one way to put it - inclusion of the fan favourite "Christ, what's a man to do?"

              So remember, when you vote, to read what it says on the poll. "Vote with your heart."

              Please do so.

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              • DONNIEP
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Mar 2004
                • 13373

                #8
                The winner is obvious!

                A. The live performance kicks ass

                3. Sammy's hair is fuckin off the goddamn chain!!



                Close the polls. We have a winner!!!
                American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                • Igosplut
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2793

                  #9
                  Sammy owes most of his popularity to his VH connection......Makes me sick.
                  Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                  • Anonymous
                    Banned
                    • May 2004
                    • 12710

                    #10
                    "Ow, you've got Allah in the east
                    You've got Jesus in the west
                    Christ, what's a man to do?"

                    at 3 minutes 19 seconds in!

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                    • Anonymous
                      Banned
                      • May 2004
                      • 12710

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DONNIEP
                      Close the polls. We have a winner!!!
                      I think you mean weiner.

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                      • Anonymous
                        Banned
                        • May 2004
                        • 12710

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Igosplut
                        Sammy owes most of his popularity to his VH connection......Makes me sick.
                        You may be missing the finer points of this thread & they're not exactly subtle, Igo.

                        Look more closely & remember... VOAT WITH YOR HART!

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                        • DONNIEP
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 13373

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Izzy Moreno
                          I think you mean weiner.
                          Exactly. Long live Sammy!

                          Meanwhile, Dave sits in his empty house, practicing his gay as dance moves nobody wants to see....
                          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                          • Jetstream
                            Foot Soldier
                            • Dec 2011
                            • 609

                            #14
                            Fuck this, I go with the 'could have been a tampon commercial song' by Van Hagar...



                            "Not Enough"


                            To love somebody naturally
                            To love somebody faithfully
                            To love somebody equally
                            Is not enough
                            Is not enough
                            Is not enough
                            To love somebody secretly
                            And never touch
                            To love somebody honestly
                            And always trust
                            To love somebody tenderly
                            The tender touch
                            Is not enough
                            Is not enough
                            Love hurts sometimes
                            It's not so easy to find, no
                            Searchin' everywhere
                            You turn and swear
                            It's always been there
                            To love somebody foolishly
                            Can happen once
                            To love somebody hopelessly
                            It hurts so much
                            To love somebody equally
                            Is not enough
                            Is not enough
                            Is not enough
                            Love takes a little time
                            It's not so easy to find, no
                            Searchin' everywhere
                            You turn and swear
                            She's always been there
                            Standin' there....oh
                            And if it don't come easily
                            One thing you must believe
                            You can always have trust in me
                            Because my heart will always be
                            Yours honestly
                            Love hurts sometimes
                            It's not so easy to find, no
                            Searchin' everywhere
                            Then turn and swear
                            It's always been there
                            Standin' there
                            Love hurts sometimes
                            Not yours, it's not mine, no
                            Love's only to share
                            Turn and swear
                            It's everywhere
                            Standin' there
                            'cause it's always been there
                            I got lost in the...

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                            • Grit
                              Roadie
                              • Oct 2011
                              • 109

                              #15
                              No Contest

                              Originally posted by Izzy Moreno
                              "Counter-Blast" vs. "Mine All Mine"

                              Who's your favourite special-ed lyricist?

                              If we compare Dave's body of work vs. Sammy's body of work . . . Sammy doesn't make it out of the first round. Sure Sam has a few good punches but he swings and misses more often than not.

                              Dave on the other hand connects time after time with hard stinging punches that always leads him to the knockout and undisputed Champion.

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