Trump Frump

[vandeleur]

We want educated posts bookended by pictures of totty . Just saying

[Kristy]

Sorry mate...

Are we on a fucking ship or something, limey?

[vandeleur]

Are we on a fucking ship or something, limey?

Caitlyn say wha ?

[vandeleur]

[QUOTE=DONNIEP;1916069]None of these morons should be on Twatter in the first place. Apparently everyone is too stoopid to stop themselves from saying idiotic stuff on there. Plus your ex girlfriends can find you if you're on all those social media sites. And it's not like they're still in their 20s, which would be great. No, they're all older now and mostly married and want to "chat" about stoopid stuff I don't care about. And then you meet one of them for lunch and remember why you broke up in the first place because she still gets that same look on her face when you dare to disagree with her on any topic under the sun and all you really want to do is bang her and it's not like it should be any big deal because you've literally performed every sex act two straight people can do alone and yet she's sitting there wearing all those clothes and you just know she's not gonna take em off today because apparently she wants you to work for it and she doesn't want you to think she's a slut when she used to be a dirty little whore in the bedroom.

See? Social media is Devilly.[/QUOTE

Does this happen to everyone

[DONNIEP]

Does this happen to everyone

Well it can't be just me

[vandeleur]

Well it can't be just me

As long as you are feeling better for getting that off your chest .... #donniepnuttermagnet

[cadaverdog]

[QUOTE=vandeleur;1916074]

None of these morons should be on Twatter in the first place. Apparently everyone is too stoopid to stop themselves from saying idiotic stuff on there. Plus your ex girlfriends can find you if you're on all those social media sites. And it's not like they're still in their 20s, which would be great. No, they're all older now and mostly married and want to "chat" about stoopid stuff I don't care about. And then you meet one of them for lunch and remember why you broke up in the first place because she still gets that same look on her face when you dare to disagree with her on any topic under the sun and all you really want to do is bang her and it's not like it should be any big deal because you've literally performed every sex act two straight people can do alone and yet she's sitting there wearing all those clothes and you just know she's not gonna take em off today because apparently she wants you to work for it and she doesn't want you to think she's a slut when she used to be a dirty little whore in the bedroom.

See? Social media is Devilly.[/QUOTE

Does this happen to everyone

Fucking up the quote function by deleting the last symbol or whatever Donnie said?

[DONNIEP]

So what are the odds Trump walks out tonite and grabs Hill Dawg by the coo chee?

[DONNIEP]

As long as you are feeling better for getting that off your chest .... #donniepnuttermagnet

It's true. I'm a crazy magnet. But I think I've figured out how to fix the crazy ones now so things should start lookin up. Of course I said the same thing 20 years ago but I'm sure I've got it right this time.

[cadaverdog]

Are we on a fucking ship or something, limey?

It's an English thing. Calling dudes mates is their way of coming out of the closet.

[cadaverdog]

So what are the odds Trump walks out tonite and grabs Hill Dawg by the coo chee?

Infinity to one. But he might slap her on the ass just to get a rise out of her.

[vandeleur]

It's true. I'm a crazy magnet. But I think I've figured out how to fix the crazy ones now so things should start lookin up. Of course I said the same thing 20 years ago but I'm sure I've got it right this time.

"Fix" them ?? Is that what you call it

[vandeleur]

It's an English thing. Calling dudes mates is their way of coming out of the closet.

Youre a navel fellow surely you had a mate, unless I misread your appreciation of seamen

[DONNIEP]

Zero percent. But he might slap her on the ass just to get a rise out of her.

Ooh - excellent idea! You know, nobody used to mind a nice ass slap every now and then back in the good old days. But now everybody is all sensitive and stuff. I mean, you can't even talk about crushing puss without somebody getting "offended".

[vandeleur]

Ooh - excellent idea! You know, nobody used to mind a nice ass slap every now and then back in the good old days. But now everybody is all sensitive and stuff. I mean, you can't even talk about crushing puss without somebody getting "offended".

Dude to be fair it's hard to grab much pussy with little hands ... The guy is like a little trex