Trump Frump

[jacksmar]

I'm not going to have to move anywhere. It would be 1861 all over again. Only with better results this time.....

[jacksmar]

bernie sanders tree .....

socialism works on so many levels.....


Old women and axes.....

[So this is love]

Its to late , It's like the Olympic joke about any Mexican who can swim jump or run was already in America

Funny..lol.

[FORD]

bernie sanders tree .....

socialism works on so many levels.....


Old women and axes.....

Don't know what the fuck that video has to do with this thread, but that's just poor planning there. Any tree that close to a house, a car, or a road (and all three are obviously present in this case) there's no really safe way to chop it at the base of the trunk and drop it in one piece.

Back in the late 80s, my parents decided that an old pine tree that was fairly close to their house had become too much of a hazard (heavy snow/ice storms had previously brought it close to crashing through the roof). My dad was still working 12 hour days then, and I'm no good on ladders, so they opted for a professional tree service to take it down. The guys were professionals and did their job well, but ironically enough, while they were working, some other truck carrying prefabricated roofing trusses came around the corner, snagged the overhead power & cable lines and ripped the electric meter right off the house. This was before cell phones, and the landline had been disconnected (as it ran directly under the pine tree that was being dropped) so I had to walk over to the neighbors house to call the various utility companies to plug their wires back in.

And when the power company, the cable company, and the roofing truck driver were all arguing about who was going to pay the electrician for reinstalling the meter, all I could do was laugh and say "I know who's NOT paying for it, and that's us!" as I opened another beer

Hell of a crazy day....

[jacksmar]

......and we were so wasted..................

anyway ol' bittie bernie says to me did you shit your pants and i was like get off my lawn and he was like that tree was in walden pond and i was like on golden pond? and he was like i was in "love story" and i was like i was a faggot at studio 54 and mike myers said no whey and i was like whey !!

pretty sure !!!!!!!!!!!!

......and we were so wasted..................

and ol bittie bernie allowed me to be the very best faggot i could be!!!!


......and we like were so wasted..................!!!!!!!!!!
and i was like timmmmm.berrrrrrrrr!!!!!

......and we like were so wasted..................

and bernie was like............trump..............

get off my lawn............................

......and we were sooo wasted..................

[DONNIEP]

Bernie's gay? He's not very attractive for a gay dude.

[cadaverdog]

Dude your record ain't great , you ain't won one in ...... Fuck Grenada ?!?
:

Try the First Gulf War numbnuts.

[cadaverdog]

Bit disappointed cdog ain't bit yet

I might have if I could understand half of what you're posting..

[FORD]

I might have if I could understand half of what you're posting..

See, that's because you drink that crappy Buttweiper horse piss. Drink a few of these and you'll be able to understand him....



Hell, that beer was even immortalized in a Humble Pie song......

[DONNIEP]

Nectar of the gods. I can't argue with Ford about that. I love me some broonies.

[Kristy]

I really envy this kid:

[Kristy]

Pseudo-left horseshit. Fuck you, slave FORD

[FORD]

Which one of Drumpf's rallies was that from?

[Kristy]

That's my elementary school picture (I wish).

[cadaverdog]

Nectar of the gods. I can't argue with Ford about that. I love me some broonies.

I'll have to give them a try someday. I drink Bud Light because that's what everybody else around here drinks most of the time. I just as soon drink sweet tea and smoke reefer.