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Englishmen are intelligent , like politicians are honest.Originally Posted by vandeleur
Budweiser is beer , like a dog is a cat . Cool game do more
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Don't be mean you meanie
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Englishmen are macho , like Liberace was straight..Don't be mean you meanie
Ouch
Liberace was gay???
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Just got back from early voting. Trump might as well go ahead and start taking bids on that Wall...
Liked the fighting at the rally .... Like proper footy match
Total bullshit , fella dresses smart and talks nice and this is the shit he gets
Trump supporters are a bunch of boobs. Literally....
And I called this months ago, but I'll say it again.... if Rug actually manages to get the nomination, he's picking Ho-morosa as his running mate.
Emperor Trump gonna kick Iran in Duh Bawllz. And build a Wall.
Just as well bamy gave them back their nukes then to even it up
Dude your record ain't great , you ain't won one in ...... Fuck Grenada ?!?
Maybe warm up a little ..... Take on Jamaica or Madagascar something little get the juices flowing . Top tip from an old warm horse who shoots from the hip don't bite more than you can chew.
Sanders first choice for running mate will probably be his brother Harland Junior. His daddy, Harland Senior bankrolled Hitler and was the founder of The Kentucky Fried Criminal Empire aka tHe KFCE. He was also a klan member.
Vote Klan 2016!!!
Lemme put it this way - when you got a country launching what's considered long range missiles in that shit hole, and on the side painted in Jewbrew it says Isreal should be wiped off the earth - you don't deal with those fucking animals. And I'm specifically referring to the Iranian gubment and the religious wackos who pull the strings. And you certainly don't hand them a hundred gazillion dollars. Of couse, some genius is gonna come along and explain to idiot me how they're our best friends in the region and they really don't mean all that stuff and really Israel should be pushed off into the ocean and shut your fucking mouth Leslie!!!Just as well bamy gave them back their nukes then to even it up
I'd send those fuckers a message. There's a hell of a lot of room on a Minuteman to paint a nice message that the whole region would understand. Plus a kick ass Confederate Battle Flag.
Yeah but you're forgetting coconuts , them guys armed with coconuts took you a few rounds , how do you expect to come back after all the beatings you have had ...... Mate its rocky v it's time to hang up the gloves and go quietly into the night.
Minute men shminute men , they ain't no good against tents and coconuts.....
Am telling you take on some where sandy, invade Daytona beach see if you can hold it without creating another terrorist empire and then give the rest of the world a shout .... Until then hey America shhhhh the big dogs are talking
Bit disappointed cdog ain't bit yet
Last edited by vandeleur; 03-12-2016 at 05:43 PM.
no, liberace wasn't gay. he was an incredible pianist. but he sucked at the organ............
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What I find funny about all of this is the growing list of celebrities who say they're gonna leave America if Trump gets elected. Here's a few:
Rosie O'Donnell - Good. She's an unattractive fat pig and the few things I've seen her in she played an unattractive fat pig.
Cher - So what? She says she's gonna move to Jupiter. Big deal. The older she gets and the more work she has done, the more she's starting to look like Eric Stoltz in Mask.
Eddie Griffin - Now this will suck cause I love me some Undercover Brother. He's gonna move to Africa!
Samuel L. Jackson - That will suck too cause I liked him in Django and Hateful Eight and other stuff. But he says he's gonna move to Africa too.
Barry Diller - So what?
Omari Hardwick - Again, so?
Al Sharpton - Yeah, right. Where's he gonna go?
Miley Cyrus - Good. She just had to turn into a too skinny, truck stop hooker lookin whore. Besides, I'm in love with Selena Gomez these days.
Whoopi Goldberg - Big fuckin deal. Move to French Canada. Hell, they probably don't want you either.
George Lopez - I think he is saying he'll go back to Mexico. That's ok. The few episodes I saw of his show were funny but not good enough for me to watch more than a few.
Raven Symone - Another genius. She's gonna move to French Canada too - IF ANY Republican gets nominated. Looks like the French Canadian average IQ is gonna take a serious hit this winter.
So...it looks like we're evenly split here amongst these celebrities who have named their new country of preference. It's even between French Canada and Africa. French Canada I could understand. But why do the black dudes want to go to Africa? I mean, they've got money, they could go now. I wonder why they don't? Oh yeah, because it's a fucking shit hole and because those Africans didn't want you a couple hundred years ago and they don't want you now.
So any of you - and I'm mainly talking to Ford here cause he's the only one who'll play along - any of you gonna move out of America if Trump gets elected? Me - I ain't moving anywhere if either Bernie or Hill Dawg get elected. Cause that's fucking stupid.
I'm going to remind you of this when you're tossing down your prayer mat for the Salat five times a day and wishing you could have a beer or 12Yeah but you're forgetting coconuts , they guys armed with coconuts took you a few rounds , how do you expect to come back after all the beatings you have had ...... Mate it rocky v it's time to hang up the hinges and go quietly into the night.
Minute men shminute men , they ain't no good against tents and coconuts.....
Am telling you take on some where sandy invade Daytona beach see if you can hold it without creating another terrorist empire and then give the rest of the world a shout .... Until then hey America shhhhh the big dogs are talking
Bit disappointed cdog ain't bit yet
If trump gets elected I bet he is impeached/shot within a 100 days or I buy a car off you
Mate we kick Arse .... We have special forces that train every Saturday .... They invade Europe every year .I'm going to remind you of this when you're tossing down your prayer mat for the Salat five times a day and wishing you could have a beer or 12
We have footy hooligans ..., they will chin these Isis puffs and still have time to catch the strippers
Trust me
Angel (03-12-2016)
Now this is probably leaning into E's Alex Jones Arena, but I'll be surprised if "elements within the government" don't try to take him out before the election. Man, this place would blow the hell up if that happened. Or not. I'm hoping for blow up - I'm ready to do me some riotin and lootin!!If trump gets elected I bet he is impeached/shot within a 100 days or I buy a car off you
You keep thinking that. They're already invading your schools. They gonna be coming for your beer and porn next. Now, once they do and if you're willing to admit you were wrong, I will come over there and help you fight. Ok, you can hide behind me like a girl while I shoot and blow shit up real goodMate we kick Arse .... We have special forces that train every Saturday .... They invade Europe every year .
We have footy hooligans ..., they will chin these Isis puffs and still have time to catch the strippers
Trust me
Dint believe the daily mail buddy , there aren't any here or the ones that are the sas are sitting watching.You keep thinking that. They're already invading your schools. They gonna be coming for your beer and porn next. Now, once they do and if you're willing to admit you were wrong, I will come over there and help you fight. Ok, you can hide behind me like a girl while I shoot and blow shit up real good
Told you before we arnt like your lot ... Ask Argentina not a coconut in sight one nuclear sub and they shit their pants ... Your lot are to pc , you don't have it in you we are used to teaching these fuckers who is boss ... It's called an empire
Your busy saving up to provide Isis with welfare phones as we speak
Now remember little Mexico ain't gonna vote for trump your getting Mary hinge as president
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I'm not going to have to move anywhere. It would be 1861 all over again. Only with better results this time.....
Well I cannot argue with most of that. America is too PC and a lot of the idiots who live here wanna turn America into one big giant pussy. Open the borders, give away all the money, free shit for everybody who doesn't work - they call it progress.Dint believe the daily mail buddy , there aren't any here or the ones that are the sas are sitting watching.
Told you before we arnt like your lot ... Ask Argentina not a coconut in sight one nuclear sub and they shit their pants ... Your lot are to pc , you don't have it in you we are used to teaching these fuckers who is boss ... It's called an empire
Your busy saving up to provide Isis with welfare phones as we speak
Now remember little Mexico ain't gonna vote for trump your getting Mary hinge and president
And speaking of Empires, you lot should have kept your savages in check instead of giving them their "freedom".
Now, I'm off to The Walmart to buy some cheap beer and ammo.
Drink corona your Mexican overlords will think kindly of you
I ain't gonna make fun of your flag but...it's got a tree on it? How you gonna ride into battle under a flag with a tree on it? Or does the tree symbolize kicking ass or well, no, that can't be it. No offense, but I can't see too many people willing to die under a flag with a tree on it. However, as luck would have it, I do have a suggestion for an alternate flag...I'm not going to have to move anywhere. It would be 1861 all over again. Only with better results this time.....
Ooh, that's some nasty beer right there. Tastes like sulfur. Never understood why people drink it. Aside from trying to look cool.Drink corona your Mexican overlords will think kindly of you
And again - Wall. Biiiiiiiig ass Wall. With machine guns and flame throwers and grenade launchers and that just to keep the welfare abusers out that we're gonna send south of the border.
Its to late , It's like the Olympic joke about any Mexican who can swim jump or run was already in America
So this is love (03-12-2016)
I've never had corona it looks refreshing enough I guess , but I don't do beer with fruit sticking out.
If you have to put a lime in a beer to make it halfway drinkable then it's dog shit. Unless that's all we got and it's cold. Then I'd drink it.
In shorts like vodka and something but in beer nah I would probably get chinned for asking for one
I'm not going to have to move anywhere. It would be 1861 all over again. Only with better results this time.....
bernie sanders tree .....
socialism works on so many levels.....
Old women and axes.....
Funny..lol.Its to late , It's like the Olympic joke about any Mexican who can swim jump or run was already in America
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Don't know what the fuck that video has to do with this thread, but that's just poor planning there. Any tree that close to a house, a car, or a road (and all three are obviously present in this case) there's no really safe way to chop it at the base of the trunk and drop it in one piece.
Back in the late 80s, my parents decided that an old pine tree that was fairly close to their house had become too much of a hazard (heavy snow/ice storms had previously brought it close to crashing through the roof). My dad was still working 12 hour days then, and I'm no good on ladders, so they opted for a professional tree service to take it down. The guys were professionals and did their job well, but ironically enough, while they were working, some other truck carrying prefabricated roofing trusses came around the corner, snagged the overhead power & cable lines and ripped the electric meter right off the house. This was before cell phones, and the landline had been disconnected (as it ran directly under the pine tree that was being dropped) so I had to walk over to the neighbors house to call the various utility companies to plug their wires back in.
And when the power company, the cable company, and the roofing truck driver were all arguing about who was going to pay the electrician for reinstalling the meter, all I could do was laugh and say "I know who's NOT paying for it, and that's us!" as I opened another beer
Hell of a crazy day....
......and we were so wasted..................
anyway ol' bittie bernie says to me did you shit your pants and i was like get off my lawn and he was like that tree was in walden pond and i was like on golden pond? and he was like i was in "love story" and i was like i was a faggot at studio 54 and mike myers said no whey and i was like whey !!
pretty sure !!!!!!!!!!!!
......and we were so wasted..................
and ol bittie bernie allowed me to be the very best faggot i could be!!!!
......and we like were so wasted..................!!!!!!!!!!
and i was like timmmmm.berrrrrrrrr!!!!!
......and we like were so wasted..................
and bernie was like............trump..............
get off my lawn............................
......and we were sooo wasted..................
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