Slushy Sesh's Highlander Vodka - Vodka fit for an immortal.Originally Posted by Seshmeister
All I can think about now is having a vodka empire and it's making me tumescent.
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Or what about this:
Sesh's Higlander Vodka - Who wants to live forever?
Or even better:
Sesh's Special Reserve Highlander Vodka - It's a kind of magic!
And now I'll wait for Ford to inevitably work in a reference to I Want To Break Free
He could do flavoured vodkas, You know.... bohemian raspberry
fuck your fucking framing
uhhh.... nope. can't come up with a vodka brand for that at all.And now I'll wait for Ford to inevitably work in a reference to I Want To Break Free
But if we're going to stick with the inferior 80s Queen catalog, would "Radio Vodka" be too much of a stretch.
(The commercials would sing "All we drink is Radio Vodka......")
Yeah... that's kind of weak. Guess there's always "Sheer Liver Attack"?
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
And if you branched into other types of booze, there's always "Seven Seas of Rye (Whiskey)"
Surely it would be radio lager
Is he related to Otis Campbell?
Beware of Dog
Maybe Glenn Campbell... just before the Alzheimers got him.....
Wow is that given Campbell now ?? Looks like a murderer .
That was a Glenn Campbell mugshot from a DUI arrest about a year or two before he was diagnosed with Alzheimers disease. He was doing such a good job of killing his own brain cells with the booze that it took a while for him to realize the other medical issues, apparently.
Looks like an old boozer who stumbles outside every time a kid walks down his street and yells stay off my lawn.
Sesh's Highlander Vodka - Keeps a man's legs warm while wearing a skirt in cold weather.
Remember this highly attractive women?
Slushy Seshy (a.k.a. slave SESH) sure does. He masturbates to this photo every day.
For those of you who don't that's real estate billionaire and hotel magnate Leona Helmsley. Before becoming walking plastic surgery disaster she was became notorious for the declaration, overheard by one of her slaves: “We don’t pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.”
God damn right. Those of Trump’s class of silver spoon up the anus do not and never will fear IRS audits. They embrace them. They have more dick in the mouths of I.R.S. agents an thus engaging in a "relationship" over the past three decades.
"Hey I.R.S., guess how big my frozen Canadian dick is..."
Billionaires Like Bernie Sanders and big corporations they serve claim gigantic deductions or paper losses all the time. Trump’s $900-something million loss in a single year would is not all that unusual in such circles. The IRS pre-cum is rubber-stamping the returns. If there ever happens to be an audit that process can drag on for years like Sushly Seshy's Suck Fest of his Roth homoerotic memorabilia with no fucking F A T chance of suffering penalties or other negative consequences like serious fucking jail time.
"Whaddya mean the I.R.S. doesn't love my black dick? 'Dem white girls sure do."
Meanwhile, billionaires like master Bernie will continue to poison the tax code in order to take advantage of it. After all, it is dickweeds like Trump who write the god damn provisions of the tax code to their specifications in the first place. Of course, they may have to buy themselves a congressmen and/or senator like master Bernie to purport the joke and sign the code into law by their presidents. Then cum their overpaid accountants and tax lawyers fresh from having their dick sucked by the poor marching into any federal court with judges (dick(s) also freshly sucked by the poor) who do their bidding.
Grumpy Trumpy will then pull the wool by going on television proclaiming that "the system is rigged,” using his dayglo radiated passive/aggressive fuckspeak to obscure the reality of whom truly rigged it. Why it's the billionaires like master Bernie who rigged it as they continue to purchase more asshats in the Homocratic and Rethuglicon parties.
Go fuck yourself, Slushy Seshy.
Last edited by Kristy; 10-04-2016 at 01:38 PM.
Well, that post may hold the record for the most dick sucking and cum references in the history of the board
The break doesn't seem to have helped it much, it's like she has 3 rambling posts about different things and then shuffles the words randomly and then pastes it all up as one.
You sure that it's not Elvis , that MO fitsThe break doesn't seem to have helped it much, it's like she has 3 rambling posts about different things and then shuffles the words randomly and then pastes it all up as one.
That glen Campbell looks a mean fucker , am surprised Dave loaned him his hair from the 90's.
Oh look everybody. It's Slushy Seshy and his usual bourgeois nonsense. Three different "things"? They are all connected through a synchronistic process that is well beyond your Euro trash comprehension.The break doesn't seem to have helped it much, it's like she has 3 rambling posts about different things and then shuffles the words randomly and then pastes it all up as one.
Go brush your teeth.You sure that it's not Elvis , that MO fits
Oh that's right, you don't have any (left). Bourgeois Nazi limey hippie.
Why thank you good lady
Today's word of the day on SHElvis's toilet roll was "bourgeois". Cool
I have so much to teach the world.
Maybe Glenn Campbell... just before the Alzheimers got him.....
I think maybe the worst I've seen recently is the guy from Airwolf Jan Michael Vincent.
Not a great advert for boozing...
Holy shit , I just read about him after seeing that crazy pic. What a fuck up he turned out to be.
I can't believe they let him drive that helicopter every week when he was drunk, the 80s were a crazy time...
Even when he was younger he always looked drunk. Just had one of those faces that screamed "chronic alcoholism". As opposed to the mere weekend drunk that I was in the late 80s
think its fly
Being in a cardboard helicopter with a video screen behind him is the only time he wouldnt hit stuff
This genius thing is such total bullshit as well, like Trump does his own tax returns?
Donald Trump Invested in Companies Behind Dakota Access Pipeline
October 06, 2016
Headlines
H06 trump oil connections
Meanwhile, Greenpeace has revealed that Donald Trump has multiple financial ties to the $3.8 billion Dakota Access pipeline, which has faced months of resistance from the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe in North Dakota and members of hundreds of other tribes from across the U.S., Canada and Latin America. One of Trump’s financial disclosure forms shows he has between $500,000 and $1 million invested in Energy Transfer Partners, the main company behind the Dakota Access pipeline. Trump also has $50,000 to $100,000 invested in Phillips 66, which is slated to own 25 percent of the pipeline, if it is completed.
http://www.democracynow.org/2016/10/...ccess_pipeline
Yeah, Democracy Now a microaggressive pseudo-left misinformation fecal pump spewing for slaves like you.
It's like you don't even try anymore.
Amy Goodman is one of the few honest journalists left on this planet. And the only one who had the guts to report on this latest pipeline fiasco from the scene.
She's also Jewish, so I'm sure Kristy's about to make another one of her ELVIS-like anti semitic slander statements against her.
Okay, you are being really microaggressive with me right now.
Amy Goodman is nothing more than a bought-and-paid for toolsack for the pseudo-left. Hew Jewieness has nothing to do with anything other than being a tool.
I wonder where she gets her ideas from...
We know what today's toilet paper new word for the day is
Limey, you are being microaggressive with me as well. I need to be in my safe space right now.
As well as what ?
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