Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally Posted by Sockfucker
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...0?ir=UK+Comedy
Jon Stewart Says Donald Trump Can’t Be President Because He’s A ‘Man-Baby’
Jon Stewart renewed his feud with Donald Trump on Monday, saying the presumed Republican presidential nominee might not be eligible for the presidency.
“That’s not a birther thing,” Stewart told David Axelrod during a live taping of “The Axe Files“ podcast. “I’m not a constitutional scholar so I can’t necessarily say, but are you eligible to run if you are a man-baby or a baby man?”
The former “Daily Show” host added:
“I’m not here to be politically incorrect, if they’re referred to as man-baby Americans, but he is a man-baby. He has the physical countenance of a man and a baby’s temperament and hands.
During the interview, Stewart referred to the pair’s long-running feud, when Trump was a frequent target on “The Daily Show” and the real estate mogul countered by referring to Stewart by his birth name, Jonathan Leibowitz, on Twitter.
“So we tweeted back to him Donald Trump’s real name,” Stewart said. “Which I don’t know if you know this, but it’s ‘Fuckface von Clownstick.’”
Stewart then returned to the topic of qualifications.
“I don’t know that a man-baby can be president,” Stewart said. “Character is destiny, and he is the most thin-skinned individual.”
The clip was filmed before an audience at the University of Chicago Institute of Politics, which co-produced the podcast with CNN. Stewart also offered some advice for the students in the room who planned to get involved in politics.
“Get into it,” he encouraged. “And don’t get it on you.”
See the full interview in the video above.
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“So we tweeted back to him Donald Trump’s real name,” Stewart said. “Which I don’t know if you know this, but it’s ‘Fuckface von Clownstick.’”
This guy's calling Trump a "man baby"?
Beware of Dog
“So we tweeted back to him Donald Trump’s real name,” Stewart said. “Which I don’t know if you know this, but it’s ‘Fuckface von Clownstick.’”
This guy's calling Trump a "man baby"? What's next, I know you are but what am I?
John Stewart isn't running for president...
I wouldn't vote for him if he did. He's a doody head.
Well Trump thinks you are scum, he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. He wouldn't even notice you were on fire.
The US president doesn't have as much power as people think but would you ever give such a horribly flawed Biff type personality that much power?
If that's a reference to biff from back to the future that is funny as fuck and a bit close to the fact
fuck your fucking framing
Biff in the second movie was based on Trump.
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015...n-donald-trump
Back to the Future writer: bad guy Biff was based on Donald Trump
Screenwriter Bob Gale confirms long-standing fan theory that Marty’s nemesis in the trilogy was modelled on the Republican presidential candidate
Back to the Future writer Bob Gale has revealed that the trilogy’s villain Biff Tannen is based on Donald Trump, putting an end to fan speculation.
Back to the Future Day: what Part II got right and wrong about 2015 – an A-Z
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In the second film, which was celebrated this week as part of Back to the Future day, Tannen becomes a successful businessman who opens a 27-story casino and, in an oddly prescient touch, uses his money to influence US politics.
“We thought about it when we made the movie! Are you kidding?” Gale said to the Daily Beast. “You watch Part II again and there’s a scene where Marty confronts Biff in his office and there’s a huge portrait of Biff on the wall behind Biff, and there’s one moment where Biff kind of stands up and he takes exactly the same pose as the portrait? Yeah.”
In the film, Biff’s political sway leads to difficult times for the people, turning Hill Valley into a town filled with crime and corruption.
The week has been filled with Back to the Future celebrations to commemorate 21 October 2015, the date that Marty and Doc travel to in the second film. The 1989 movie predicted a time filled with hoverboards, self-tying laces and exhausted shark-thriller franchises.
“We wanted to portray an optimistic, enjoyable, fun future, where the characters are still a mess,” Gale said. “We don’t have Jaws 19, but we have Sharknado 3.”
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http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/13/us...t&pgtype=Blogs
Donald Trump’s Former Butler Calls for Obama’s Death; Secret Service to Investigate
By DANIEL VICTORMAY 12, 2016
The Secret Service said it would investigate Donald J. Trump’s longtime butler over Facebook posts laced with vulgarities and epithets calling for President Obama to be killed.
The racially tinged posts by the butler, Anthony Senecal, were unearthed by Mother Jones on Thursday, and referred to Mr. Obama as a “Kenyan fraud” who should be hanged for treason.
“With the last breath I draw I will help rid this America of the scum infested in its government,” Mr. Senecal wrote last May, saying that the president should be dragged from the “white mosque” and hanged “from the portico — count me in !!!!!”
In a statement Thursday, the Secret Service said it was “aware of this matter and will conduct the appropriate investigation.”
Hope Hicks, a Trump campaign spokeswoman, said in an email about the posts by Mr. Senecal, “We totally and completely disavow the horrible statements made by him.” Mr. Senecal did not immediately respond to a telephone call and Facebook message seeking comment.
The posts were revealed as Mr. Trump, the presumptive Republican nominee for president, has come under scrutiny for his associations with, and support from figures such as the former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke. On Tuesday, Mr. Trump’s campaign aides said a technical glitch had included William Johnson, a self-proclaimed white nationalist, on a list of California delegates they submitted to the Secretary of State’s office.
Mr. Senecal had worked almost 30 years for Mr. Trump, and was the subject of a profile in The New York Times in March. He spoke of knowing Mr. Trump’s sleeping pattens, his culinary preferences and just the right ways to cheer him up when he was in a sour mood, once hiring a bugler to play “Hail to the Chief.”
When he tried to retire in 2009, Mr. Trump deemed him irreplaceable and kept him on as an unofficial historian at the Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida, the article said. But in her statement, Ms. Hicks said, “Tony Senecal has not worked at Mar-a-Lago for years.”
Some of Mr. Senecal’s other Facebook posts aimed at Ferguson protesters and various public figures, including Hillary Clinton, the Democratic front-runner for president, whom he called “Killery Clinton”; Beyoncé; and the Republican National Committee, which has quarreled with Mr. Trump through the nomination process. The committee members should be hanged for treason, he wrote in March.
Although some of the posts, which dated to 2015, were written publicly while others were visible only to friends, Mother Jones said that Mr. Senecal had confirmed that they were his words: “I wrote that. I believe that.”
Well this is probably the only time a rich dude can say "The butler did it!" Lol
And who even says "hanged from the portico"?? Is this dude a farner? He sounds like one
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
I'm just laughing at the irony that a Trump spokesperson is named "Hope Hicks". Sometimes these jokes just write themselves....
My guess would be he's part of the Batista Fan Club right wing extremist Cuban exile crowd in Florida.Well this is probably the only time a rich dude can say "The butler did it!" Lol
And who even says "hanged from the portico"?? Is this dude a farner? He sounds like one
I don't know. I think he looks more like the head of a Colombian drug cartel. They like hanging people and stuff.
Because it sucks?
Ok I could only sit thru half of that because that chick is beyond stoopid. Why in the hell would anyone put someone on TV who can't even string a sentence together?? God, I just wanted to smack her in the back of the head to get her brain to engage.
And if I was Trump I would tweet that picture and embrace it and laugh about it. Say something like I'm highly offended because the hair looks bad or something like that. Free publicity is the best!!
Why would the head of a drug cartel be working as a butler for some loud mouth racist asshole?
Hmm...I can see you're going to be a problem. Might have to build a wall around that water logged state you live in.
Build a wall around Hell?? Why bother?? It's like the Hotel California here (just ask Glenn Frey)
You can check out any time you like. But you can never leave......
Wrong. If you want out bad enough you can find a way. I did.Build a wall around Hell?? Why bother?? It's like the Hotel California here (just ask Glenn Frey)
You can check out any time you like. But you can never leave......
And keep all the muslims that come here on the other side.
You were never down here. That was just a hallucination from bad drugs.
Nah, we're gonna send all of them to French Canada.
Drumpf has had mob connections since the early 70s that's how he made his money.
This Letter Exposes The Absurdity Of Donald Trump’s Excuses About His Tax Returns
by Aaron Rupar May 13, 2016 12:26 pm
Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump says he won’t release his tax returns so long as they’re being audited. This week, Trump told the Associated Press he probably won’t be releasing any returns before November, which suggests he doesn’t expect the audits to be wrapped up anytime soon. That means Trump could potentially become the first major party candidate in 40 years to not release his taxes.
Why wouldn’t Trump at least release old returns no longer under IRS scrutiny? A March letter written to Trump by his accountants notes that “your tax returns for the years 2002 through 2008 have been closed administratively.” That leads one to believe there shouldn’t be any issue with at least releasing those returns.
But not so fast. The same letter says, “Your returns for these years [2009-2015] report items that are attributable to continuing transactions on activities that were also reported on returns for 2008 and earlier. In this sense, the pending examinations are continuations of prior, closed examinations.”
In short, the letter asserts that transactions included in pre-2009 returns are part of a never-ending link that continues into the recent returns. Since Trump’s accountants regard all the returns as connected in this way, the letter not only provides Trump with a ready-made excuse for refusing to release returns dating back to 2002, but it could also be used to refuse to release any tax returns altogether.
There’s no good reason for Trump to refuse to release under-audit tax returns in the first place. As Paul Krugman writes in his Friday column, “the fact that he’s being audited (or at least that he says he’s being audited) should make it easier for him to go public — after all, he needn’t fear triggering an audit!”
On Wednesday, 2012 Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney published a Facebook post opining that “It is disqualifying for a modern-day presidential nominee to refuse to release tax returns to the voters, especially one who has not been subject to public scrutiny in either military or public service… Further, while not a likely circumstance, the potential for hidden inappropriate associations with foreign entities, criminal organizations, or other unsavory groups is simply too great a risk to ignore for someone who is seeking to become commander-in-chief.”
The “potential for hidden inappropriate associations with… criminal organizations” line is more than just idle chatter in this case. In February, then-presidential candidate Ted Cruz noted, “There have been multiple media reports about Donald’s business dealings with the mob, with the mafia. Maybe his taxes show those business dealings are a lot more extensive than has been reported.” Fast Company reports that in 1992, the New Jersey Division of Gaming Enforcement looked into multiple allegations about Trump’s links to organized crime, but didn’t take any action.
Another explanation for Trump’s refusal to release his taxes is that it could represent an attempt to hide the fact he’s not as “really rich” as he says. After all, Trump’s primary case for the presidency is that he’s a wildly successful businessman who would bring his shrewd deal-making skills to the Oval Office. If his returns reveal he’s not as successful as he portrays himself to be, that could undercut his fundamental narrative.
Whatever the reason, Trump’s stonewalling extends beyond his tax returns to questions about how much he pays in taxes.
During a Friday morning phone interview on Good Morning America, George Stephanopoulos asked Trump, “What is your tax rate?”
“It’s none of your business,” Trump responded. “You’ll see it when I release [my returns] but I fight very hard to pay as little tax as possible.”
In 2012, Romney’s tax returns became politically problematic in part because they revealed he paid an effective tax rate of 13.9 percent — a rate not only less than what many middle-class Americans pay, but also well below what wealthy people pay.
But during his interview with Stephanopoulos, Trump indicated he has no shame about the fact he tries to pay as little taxes as possible.
“This country wastes our money,” Trump said. “They take our tax money and throw it down the drain. They spend $4 trillion in the Middle East and we can’t fix a road or a bridge… that’s part of the problem so I fight very hard to pay as little tax as possible.”
Just how successful Trump’s fight is toward that end will remain a mystery unless he releases his returns.
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Uh, which spokesperson is that?...
Donald Trump masqueraded as publicist to brag about himself
https://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...6e0_story.html
What a lying asshole!
I was talking about Washington state nutball.You were never down here. That was just a hallucination from bad drugs.
I liked Trump's response. What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Instead of asking him about his opinion on something important they ask him stupid questions about insignificant bullshit.
What a lying asshole!
Because you like to lap up bullshit and lies, which is pretty much all Trump is...
Name a politician that isn't.
Crossing the Line: How Donald Trump Behaved With Women in
Interviews reveal unwelcome advances, a shrewd reliance on ambition, and unsettling workplace conduct over decades.
By MICHAEL BARBARO and MEGAN TWOHEYMAY 14, 2016
Donald J. Trump had barely met Rowanne Brewer Lane when he asked her to change out of her clothes.
Donald was having a pool party at Mar-a-Lago. There were about 50 models and 30 men. There were girls in the pools, splashing around. For some reason Donald seemed a little smitten with me. He just started talking to me and nobody else.
He suddenly took me by the hand, and he started to show me around the mansion. He asked me if I had a swimsuit with me. I said no. I hadn’t intended to swim. He took me into a room and opened drawers and asked me to put on a swimsuit.
–Rowanne Brewer Lane, former companion
Ms. Brewer Lane, at the time a 26-year-old model, did as Mr. Trump asked. “I went into the bathroom and tried one on,” she recalled. It was a bikini. “I came out, and he said, ‘Wow.’ ”
Mr. Trump, then 44 and in the midst of his first divorce, decided to show her off to the crowd at Mar-a-Lago, his estate in Palm Beach, Fla.
“He brought me out to the pool and said, ‘That is a stunning Trump girl, isn’t it?’ ” Ms. Brewer Lane said.
Donald Trump and women: The words evoke a familiar cascade of casual insults, hurled from the safe distance of a Twitter account, a radio show or a campaign podium. This is the public treatment of some women by Mr. Trump, the presumptive Republican nominee for president: degrading, impersonal, performed. “That must be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees,” he told a female contestant on “The Celebrity Apprentice.” Rosie O’Donnell, he said, had a “fat, ugly face.” A lawyer who needed to pump milk for a newborn? “Disgusting,” he said.
But the 1990 episode at Mar-a-Lago that Ms. Brewer Lane described was different: a debasing face-to-face encounter between Mr. Trump and a young woman he hardly knew. This is the private treatment of some women by Mr. Trump, the up-close and more intimate encounters.
... Con'td at The New York Times
Even MORE pseudo-left horseshit from your slave, ladies and douchebags.
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