Kristy darling, in this special day, a day where corporations around the world tell us that our loved ones will deeply appreciate it if we spend money on their vaguely themed products, I want to do something different.
I want to gift you something that, while not exactly expensive, comes from my own heart & is hand-crafted for you alone, because you are special.
This way, I profess my love for you while sticking it to the man at the same time.
I'm a rebel.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Yea, but you made the cow frown....To have a happy thread, you have to have happy cows.....
Chainsaw Muthuafucka
Just noticed Cupid is taking a piss.
No, he's not. He's dripping.
I figure Cupid is a libertine, who has unprotected sex with just about anyone, so he's gotta carry at least a few STDs.
It stands to reason.
He does seem to be pissing on Venus in this one, though. Who may or may not be his mother.
And thanks for the autoplay video, that was awfully decent of you.
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